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BREAKING: Lefties Flock At Poultry Farm, Say Chickens Refusing Event Support ‘A Bigoted Bunch Of Peckers’

Posted on | April 1, 2015 | 11 Comments

by Smitty

Old McDonald had a farm, but it turned out that “E – I – E – I – O” was just so much anti-consonant dog whistle. The trouble began last summer, when Old McDonald brought in some new hens from Amish country, but only hatched recently, when local pagans demanded support for their “Flying Freak Flag Farm” event.
Suddenly, it fell to Mac to explain that these hens had a more traditional notion of getting laid than that.
“Bring them out unto us, that we may know them,” demanded the protesters.
But Mac noted that these pious hens were not scheduled to be plucked for some time to come, and suggested that the protesters go pluck themselves. The protesters, torn between fauxtrage and arousal, finally broke into song:

BONUS: No one seemed to get this gag at the time =>

pic via @hoosierclinger

Category: humor

Comments

11 Responses to “BREAKING: Lefties Flock At Poultry Farm, Say Chickens Refusing Event Support ‘A Bigoted Bunch Of Peckers’”

  1. DeadMessenger
    April 2nd, 2015 @ 12:06 am

    You really outdid yourself with this one, Smitty. Don’t know how you’re going to top it. But perhaps EBL and Zohydro can provide some additional barnyard perspective.

  2. Evi L. Bloggerlady
    April 2nd, 2015 @ 1:00 am

    Fowl!

  3. Evi L. Bloggerlady
    April 2nd, 2015 @ 1:01 am

    http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-y8QecuWvVWM/VRygcTp03FI/AAAAAAAAs7w/wrNy1_pAwnc/s1600/Gay%2BCommandment%2B1.PNG

  4. CrustyB
    April 2nd, 2015 @ 7:28 am

    Q: What’s the difference between parody and real-life liberalism?
    A: I know, right?!

  5. Adobe_Walls
    April 2nd, 2015 @ 7:54 am

    ”The times they are a-changin’ ”

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  7. DeadMessenger
    April 2nd, 2015 @ 2:37 pm

    Good one…

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  9. Zohydro
    April 2nd, 2015 @ 7:04 pm

    Poppycock!

  10. Zohydro
    April 2nd, 2015 @ 10:29 pm

    “Flying Freak Flag Farm”… “4F”! ISWYDT!

  11. Grandson Of TheGrumpus
    April 3rd, 2015 @ 9:56 am

    Coming back to this post on 3 Apr, after spending my early morning catching up on the news from the past few days, it occurred to me that though this is an April Fools-Day post (and therefore fictitious) the content is almost close enough in spirit to when, ten years ago, we were treat to what was considered “over the top” and therefore “April Fools-Day fodder”— but what subsequently became, only a half-decade later— a common modus of Proggie “intelligentsia”, and an (unfortunately) oft-endured event for normal people.
    That thought caused all the hair on the back of my neck to bristle-up and remain standing for a good quarter-hour…

    Moral: choose w/care… April Fools isn’t Halloween.
    ;~)?