The Other McCain

"One should either write ruthlessly what one believes to be the truth, or else shut up." — Arthur Koestler

Goering’s on the phone from Freiburg

— by Wombat-socho Silicon Valley delenda est. It was the best of times, it was the worst of times…on the one hand, I am being paid a higher hourly wage than I have ever made in my life, being put up in a comfortable hotel not far from my office, and being reimbursed for my […]

Joe Biden Versus an Army of Straw Men

As previously explained, I did not watch Joe Biden’s State of the Union address because I cannot stand to listen to him for more than a few seconds at a time, and then only as necessary — from a professional perspective — in order to describe and analyze the preposterous bullshit that he habitually spews. […]

B.I.T.S.

URGENT MEMO FROM Department of Psychiatry and Behavioral Sciences Johns Hopkins University Medical Center Baltimore, Maryland Biden-Induced Tourette’s Syndrome can be diagnosed by its telltale symptom, as the patient begins loudly shouting obscenities whenever Joe Biden appears on the nearest TV. The mere sound of Biden’s voice seems to cause BITS sufferers to start screaming […]

Crime Reduction in Polk County, Florida

Say hello to 21-year-old Alex Michael Greene and, while you’re at it, go ahead and say good-bye, because Mr. Greene shuffled off this mortal coil yesterday in Polk County: Pandemonium took over on Winter Haven’s Havendale Boulevard at about 2 p.m. Monday when a suspect connected to last week’s mass shooting in Lakeland fled from […]

Crazy People Are Dangerous: Canadian Child Actor Dopehead Matricide Edition

Like most Canadians, Ryan Grantham looks harmless. He’s only 5-foot-2 and began appearing in movies and TV shows as a child. But despite his innocent appearance, Grantham is a deadly menace. Like most Canadians. It is probably not necessary for me to remind readers of my longtime advocacy of thermonuclear warfare against Canada, which I […]

Rule 5 Sunday: Heather Lee O’Keefe

— compiled by Wombat-socho Miss Montana USA for 2022 is a lawyer, entrepreneur, and volunteer grief counselor who enjoys long walks with her miniature Australian Shepherds and horseback riding; she qualified for the World barrel riding Championship while competing in the latter. Ceterum autem censeo Silicon Valley esse delendam. NINETY MILES FROM TYRANNY: Hot Pick […]

FMJRA 2.0: The Machineries Of Joy

— compiled by Wombat-socho This is an artist’s concept of the USS Montana (BB-67), who you saw as a shipgirl earlier this week. Essentially a “stretch” version of the Iowa class with an extra triple 16″ turret and additional 5″/38 dual purpose guns, the Montana and her sisters were planned to mob the bigger, heavier […]

Next Media Narrative: How Joe Biden Defeated the Evil Chinese Spy Balloon

The first 20 minutes on Meet the Press will be devoted to praising Joe Biden’s courage — his steely-eyed resolve and decisiveness — in ordering the Air Force to shoot down this threat to America: A U.S. military aircraft on Saturday downed the suspected Chinese surveillance balloon that had been floating over the United States […]

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