Anonymous Official: We May Never Know Who Had Cocaine at the White House
Posted on | July 5, 2023 | 1 Comment
Politico gets the “inside” source:
Law enforcement officials confirmed on Wednesday that cocaine was found at the White House over the weekend.
But one official familiar with the investigation . . .
(Who may be Merrick Garland, or maybe not. Who knows?)
. . . cautioned that the source of the drug was unlikely to be determined given that it was discovered in a highly trafficked area of the West Wing.
(When a Democrat’s in the White House, everybody’s on dope.)
The small amount of cocaine was found in a cubby area for storing electronics within the West Exec basement entryway into the West Wing, where many people have authorized access, including staff or visitors coming in for West Wing tours.
(Oh, great — let’s blame the tourists!)
Asked what the chances were of finding the culprit, the official said that “it’s gonna be very difficult for us to do that because of where it was.”
(Notice the use of “us” here, indicating that this official is part of the investigation. And by “investigation,” of course I mean cover-up.)
“Even if there were surveillance cameras, unless you were waving it around, it may not have been caught” by the cameras, added the official, who spoke on condition of anonymity given that it’s an ongoing investigation. “It’s a bit of a thoroughfare. People walk by there all the time.”
As to whether Hunter Biden ever used this entrance, well, for some reason that Politico reporter didn’t think of asking the “official familiar with the investigation” about The World’s Most Famous Cocaine Addict.
These people aren’t doing any actual journalism. It’s all just stenography for the Democratic National Committee.
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July 5th, 2023 @ 6:38 pm
[…] The Other McCain dives head first into the mystery of cocaine in the White House. I am sure that Merrick Garland will get right to the bottom of this. Well, unless he is too busy investigating dangerous parents at school board meetings, or something. […]