The Other McCain

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Married, carnivorous, pro-life, athletic, heterosexual, male, combat veteran, NRA life member, stick-driving, Trump-supporting, Messianic Jew CEO awarded “ScapeGOAT”

Posted on | November 15, 2023 | Comments Off on Married, carnivorous, pro-life, athletic, heterosexual, male, combat veteran, NRA life member, stick-driving, Trump-supporting, Messianic Jew CEO awarded “ScapeGOAT”

by Smitty

Married, carnivorous, pro-life, athletic, heterosexual, male, combat veteran, NRA life member, stick-driving, Trump-supporting, Messianic Jew CEO awarded “ScapeGOAT” title by spokesman Ibinhamburger Ken’doll of the Beyond Original Leftist Signaling Hub Integrated Elite Squad (BOLSHIES):

“My intensive scientific research into the Unbearable Whiteness of Being has finally located the universal epitome of privelege: the ScapeGOAT.
Alfred Dreyfus represents every aspect of the colonial tyranny that we have been taught to hate since the Communists infiltrated American colleges. The meritocratic idea that individual effort, initiative, creativity, and devotion to traditional Western values can succueed must be rejected. If the BOLSHIES can engineer at least one counter-example, then the West must be rejected. Fortunately, at this revolutionary moment, the BOLSHIES will step in and sieze power. For the good of the workers, the marginalized, and the oppressed, obviously.
Now that Dreyfus has been located, we can rhetorically crucify him and get on with the revolution.
Those not grasping the fullness of this simple effort to make the world safe for BOLSHocracy will be afforded a pleasant education in our principles in a camp of sufficient latitude to help them get their mind right.
When we say we ‘mean business’ we mean the business of reducing everything to the mean. Anything landing off of the average points to a lack of equity. BOLSHIES will eliminate all oppression and liberate all oppressed by re-arranging everything at the mean. Anyone caught noticing how the BOLSHIES excuse themselves from the re-arrangement will be sent to an education camp of substantial latitude, say, Thule, Greenland. Where you might meet Dreyfus.
With the ScapeGOAT located, we can welcome you to the Glorious Future. If you notice imperfections, be aware that the ScapeGOAT has left some wreckage for us to tidy. Fix that debris in silence. Or else.”

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