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Rule 5 Sunday: Stellar Blade

Posted on | April 8, 2024 | Comments Off on Rule 5 Sunday: Stellar Blade

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Some years ago, there was a video game that had a really hot female protagonist shooting and slicing her way through a ton of enemies, and this pissed off the feminists and their soyboy orbiters because they couldn’t look as hot as Bayonetta on their best day. So they whined about this, and nobody cared outside the video gamepress, and Bayonetta went on to sell a buttload of copies. More recently, noted game designer and admirer of the female form Yoko Taro brought out Nier:Automata, which featured a lovely android shooting and slicing her way through a ton of enemies while looking hot. Again the feminists REEEEEd about 2B not looking like a potato, and again, nobody but the video game press cared. People bought a zillion copies, and Yoko Taro laughed all the way to the bank. Several times. The feminists grumbled that well, maybe Bayonetta and 2B weren’t so bad.

This month, Korean game company Shift UP announced that their new game Stellar Blade would be out soon for the PS5, and released a demo, which people really liked because it featured a really hot babe named Eve shooting and slicing her way through hordes of demonic enemies. Feminists screamed that Eve was obviously a product of horny boys who had never seen an actual woman, whereupon Shift Up released pics of Korean model Shin Jae Un, on whom Eve was based. For good measure, they released a pic of the chief artist for the game, who was none other than director Hyung-Tae Kim’s rather attractive wife. Preorders for the game are already through the roof. Thus, today’s cartoon, courtesy of CanadianAniGuy on Reddit.
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2B consoles Eve

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