Knock Knock.
Who’s There?
Levi.
Levi Who?

Posted on | September 20, 2010 | 83 Comments

Levi Johnston is a total loser who’s never gonna have another chance at anybody half as fine as Bristol Palin!

They’re reporting that Mama Grizzly will be in the studio when Bristol makes her debut performance on “Dancing With the Stars.”

Having had the opportunity to hang out with Todd Palin, I know that he’s tough enough to rip off your arm and beat you to death with the bloody stump.

So I’m not going to make any remarks about Bristol that could be interpreted as disrespectful, OK?

Bristol is only 19 years old and therefore more appropriately of interest to my 17-year-old sons than to any of us old geezers. And I hope the commenters will keep that in mind, as well.

But Levi . . . Dude. What a loser.

DANCING WITH THE STARS: ABC 8 p.m. ET

UPDATE: The Rhetorican: “My Agent’s Better Than Your Agent.”

Bristol did VERY well, thank you very much. She seemed a little bashful, but I think she’ll get better as she gains confidence.

To vote for Bristol, text “VOTE” to 3407.

UPDATE II: You can also vote online by clicking here.

UPDATE III: As might be expected, the AOSHQ Morons had a lot of laughs at the expense of the unfortunate Margaret Cho.

UPDATE IV: Linked by Tim at Left Coast Rebel, and there’s a Memeorandum thread.

Category: Alaska, Celebrities, Rule 5, Sarah Palin

Comments

83 Responses to “Knock Knock.
Who’s There?
Levi.
Levi Who?”

richard mcenroe
September 20th, 2010 @ 8:05 pm

DanceDude: What was that?

Bristol: What was what?

DanceDude: It sounded like… a rifle bolt…?

Bristol: OK, move your hand very slowly…
NeoVictorian
September 20th, 2010 @ 8:26 pm

But Levi . . . Dude. What a loser.

Not at ALL. I understand Kathy Griffin has been calling him 50 times a day…
JeffS
September 20th, 2010 @ 8:31 pm

Oi!
Robert Stacy McCain
September 20th, 2010 @ 8:33 pm

Kathy Griffin has been calling him 50 times a day

That’s just so SAD, isn’t it?
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September 20th, 2010 @ 8:39 pm

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Joe
September 20th, 2010 @ 8:44 pm

She has some tough competition. Well, beyond Margaret Cho.

Jennifer “Baby” Grey of Dirty Dancing? She seems like a ringer. Granted most of the hard moves in that movie were done by a body double with Patrick Swayze.

I hope Bristol does well.
tahDeetz
September 20th, 2010 @ 9:13 pm

Ace thinks Levi has a bright future. . . in gay p0rn.

tD
just a conservative girl
September 20th, 2010 @ 9:26 pm

I am huge fan of the show, she did better than I thought she would. I expected her to be very stiff since this is all new to her.

I don’t think she is going to win, but she should make about halfway. The Hillbuzz boys are asking everyone to vote, so that should get her through for a few weeks at least.
young4eyes
September 20th, 2010 @ 10:04 pm

Oh Stacy, you’ve completely jumped the shark.
Links so you can vote for her?
Can Cons get more pathetic than voting for another Cons floozy daughter? What, you think this makes it better for Sarah?
waylay
September 20th, 2010 @ 10:11 pm

Merit my ass. Just so you remember: If her mother wasn’t Sarah Palin, she wouldn’t be on the show.
Kentucky Colonel
September 20th, 2010 @ 10:13 pm

young4eyes, floozy daughter? You’re lucky you’re not within reach. You’d be picking your butt up off the floor.
waylay
September 20th, 2010 @ 10:21 pm

Wonkette says it better!

World’s worst mom Sarah Palin is bringing her Hollywood Values to Hollywood tonight for a taping of Bristol Palin’s new teen-pregnancy documentary, Dancing With the Stars. And security will be heavy, because come on, Sarah Palin is a celebrity. And if anything happens, god forbid, security at CBS Television City have reportedly been told that Sarah is a “higher priority than Bristol.” Sorry, Bristol!

[…]Is Bristol getting multi-million-dollar book deals? No, she is on some low-rent human-oddity program probably earning scale, and she’s only getting this because her mom is a famous celebrity grifter.
richard mcenroe
September 20th, 2010 @ 10:34 pm

Hokay, voted online, texted, phoned. Hey, I was a Democrat for 36 years, I know how to do this…*looks for girlfriend’s cell phone…*
ak4mc
September 20th, 2010 @ 10:34 pm

Who’s writing Wonkette these days? Some basement-dwelling D&D washout?
waylay
September 20th, 2010 @ 10:41 pm

@Kentucky Colonel

Bristol is not just a floozy daughter, but inspired by her failed mother she is also a loose woman, working girl, baggage, babe, bimbo, chick, doll, moll, skirt, sweet thing, tootsie, grifter, rip-off artist, scam artist, swindler, tramp, vamp, wanton, wench, whore, hussy, jade, slattern, bimbo, jezebel, malkin, minx, quean, fallen woman, femme fatale, slut, strumpet, tart, trollop, bawd, nymphomaniac, painted, pro, doxy, easy make, nympho and piece of tail.
Ashley Biden
September 20th, 2010 @ 10:47 pm

What’s going on tonight?

I was in the other room, uh.. Powdering my nose.
Dave C
September 20th, 2010 @ 10:53 pm

If you want to talk about floozy daughters, why not talk about Alexandra Kerry..

Here she is with her highbeams on for all the world to see.

http://boortz.com/more/alexandra_kerry.html
Joe
September 20th, 2010 @ 10:54 pm

Kevin Costner’s newest flop!

Dances with Griffin

The story of a complete loser and his “D Lister” muse.
richard mcenroe
September 20th, 2010 @ 10:54 pm

Crap. GF’s computer on same network, ABC not falling for it. Running down to the sports bar to roll drunks for cells and PDA’s…
snowed in
September 20th, 2010 @ 11:09 pm

@waylay: You seem to have some sort of obsession with the Palin family. Have you considered counseling?
young4eyes
September 20th, 2010 @ 11:11 pm

“You’re lucky you’re not within reach. You’d be picking your butt up off the floor.”
Pfffff…yeah.OK Colonel.
She’s a floozy because that’s the way her mom raised her, letting Levi spend nights over at the house.She was 17 at the time!
Anyway, I’d give the Colonel a thrashing so bad he’d wish he’d stuck to frying chickens instead of acting like chicken shit…
Layaway
September 20th, 2010 @ 11:13 pm

@waylay: You seem to have some sort of obsession with the Palin family. Have you considered counseling?

Or a subscription to The Atlantic?
Randy Rager
September 20th, 2010 @ 11:14 pm

Dude, you couldn’t thrash a kitten. Sit your dumb ass down before you get hurt.
Paco
September 20th, 2010 @ 11:27 pm

I believe the clinical term that expresses my emotions upon seeing that bundle of feminine pulchritude is “Woof!”
waylay
September 20th, 2010 @ 11:31 pm

Rather than frying chicken and being a fat obnoxious old fart, blowhard chickenshit Kentucky Colonel should get a life; he should maybe try getting a job as a plumber fixing clogged-up bathrooms in Bristol’s new home or maybe a honorable option of trapping mice in quake-hit Christ Church, and take Randy Rager along as an experienced assistant.
Garym
September 20th, 2010 @ 11:44 pm

I think wayward has serious mental problems from eating that dead crow, but i would ban his sorry ass for that spew in the comment above. Why can’t you keep it clean you sorry piece of crap? The hatred that leftist scum like you spew is unbelievable.
JeffS
September 20th, 2010 @ 11:46 pm

I voted for Bristol as well. I don’t watch the show, but it’s fun watching the heads of lefties explode from Palin Derangement Syndrome!
JeffS
September 20th, 2010 @ 11:49 pm

PS: I forgot to thank waylay and y4e for all the entertainment. I know that they don’t do it for my benefit, but I want them to know how much I appreciate their efforts anyway.
young4eyes
September 21st, 2010 @ 12:10 am

What do we do for your benefit, call out your pathetic cult-hero worship? What a boring life you must lead that your excitement quota is filled by voting for political hillbilly families, on a dance competition no less!Ha!
Hey, knock yourself out. If this Bristol dance thing is supposed to make you feel better about the direction our country is taking, then it says more about how truly lost Conservatives are. Yeah, go on and vote for the Bristol, that shining-light of a role-model for teenage girls all over America.
Yeah, exactly the kind of person we need to put on a pedestal.

And Randy, please man. Don’t make me laugh. I’ll beat your ass like i beat your wife’s love nest…
Garym
September 21st, 2010 @ 12:28 am

More leftist love from fourhead. Randy would tear off your glasses, rip out your eyes and skullfuck you.
young4eyes
September 21st, 2010 @ 12:29 am

If any further proof were needed, go check out the Bristol DWTS thread over at Conservatives4Palin.
Hilarious!
The mindless,freaky Palin-bots are blowing a wad over this!
It’s comedy gold!
And you losers pumping her up are just as pathetic!
young4eyes
September 21st, 2010 @ 12:33 am

Garym, you’d know a little something about skullfucking cause Randy seems to love it when you do it to him( and with gusto).
But that’s probably because his dad used to skullfuck your dad when they said they were “going out huntin'”
It’s like that with Conservative dudes; “bowling” is a euphemism for you putting your balls in Randy’s mouth.
Or is that called Tea Bagging?
Angelo
September 21st, 2010 @ 12:34 am

Bristol Palin is such a beautiful woman just like her mother. Now wonder, both Sarah and her family were the talk of the town. BEAUTIFUL AND SMART PEOPLE will always be the talks of the town!!! Hahahahah! One more thing, did you know what makes Joy Behar and Katie Couric beautiful too?? the answer is very simple: 10 pounds of make-ups!!! hahahahahaha!
nathan hale
September 21st, 2010 @ 12:39 am

Who knows, you seem to be more familiar with the
practice, although weren’t you the prolife one
Todd Palin
September 21st, 2010 @ 12:57 am

Paco… a word… outside…? Wanna show you the new crab pots.
JeffS
September 21st, 2010 @ 1:10 am

Tsk, tsk, y4e. Really! Such invective, and all of it quite weak. I would have thought that an educated leftie like yourself would have a stronger command of the English language. Clearly not.

Still, may I suggest that you use these to clean up the mess from your head exploding? I’ve not used them for brain splatter, but they do nicely after I carve up a chicken for dinner.
Carl
September 21st, 2010 @ 2:11 am

It has been reported that after watching Bristol’s performance on DWTS, Meghan McCain was seen consuming a five gallon container of chocolate ice cream, crying uncontrollably, and shouting “why not me”!
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ak4mc
September 21st, 2010 @ 8:04 am

Waylame and y4e are the kind of people who would climb up a water tower to paint obscene graffiti about each other’s mothers, if they didn’t share the same closet.
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Quartermaster
September 21st, 2010 @ 9:10 pm

I wouldn’t want my daughter on national TV dressed that way. She may be pretty, but to say she is beautiful is a different matter. To say that you would have to get to know her. Pretty is only skin deep, but beauty is a matter of the spirit.
Kojocaro
September 23rd, 2010 @ 10:32 am

i love how Youngforeskin is complaining about palinbots when he is an obot and btw you know damn well if someone called michelle obama a flpozy that would be racist and sexist in waylames eyes so please go fuck yourself in the butt with a firepoker

btw quartermaster your definition of pretty is helen thomas so i don’t know if your an credible expert on beauty
Kojocaro
September 23rd, 2010 @ 10:32 am

floozy*