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Top 10 signs you may be Nobody:
10. You have blasphemed the Holy Narrative.
9. You have poked fun at #OccupyResoluteDesk on Twitter.
8. You have attended a Tea Party event.
7. You live in a red state.
6. You are not an Obama bundler.
5. You did not go to an Ivy League school.
4. You live in flyover country.
3. You live in a Southern state.
2. You are a military voter
1. You are named Stevens, Smith, Doherty or Woods
via Breitbart
Update: linked by Paco.
Update II: linked by Hogewash, who fears he may be a nobody.
An ahole with big ears. Can’t imagine another 4 years of this incompetent affirmative action surfer.
Mr. Obama wouldn’t know honor or integrity if they knocked on his door.
November 6th we can remind him.
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I guess Stevens, Smith, Woods and Doherty were “Nobody.”
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Reminds me of primary season when “Nobody can beat Obama”, they said, and Nobody was doing pretty darned well:
http://granitegrok.com/blog/2012/05/42-of-democrats-prefer-nobama-part-4-cartoon-of-the-day
If 42% of Democrats preferred “Nobama” in the primaries, why are they surprised that he is losing now?
After reading the latest on Benghazi, I want to throw up every time I hear that man speak.
Don’t throw up. Throw out. Obama.
Like Clinton before him, it depends on what your definition of “we” is.
Obama: “We leave nobody behind”. Unless your name is Stevens, Smith, Doherty or Woods…
How can you tell if you’re a nobody? Smitty compiled a handy top 10 list. Keep it by your Obamaphone, in case you call for rescue and the White House tells the first responders to stand down….