IT’S ‘STOP THE LOBSTER’ DAY!
After I called it “Spanberger’s lobster” last week, many others have taken up that phrase to describe the crustacean-like shape of the district that Democrats would inflict on Virginia if today’s referendum passes. Vote No, #Virginia. Vote against gerrymandering. Blue-Tailed Lobster https://t.co/OFSXoihqoL — Old Dominion Post (@OldDominionPost) April 20, 2026 Pinwheels and the ‘lobster district’: […]
‘Several Young Individuals’: At Least Two Dead in North Carolina Mass Shooting UPDATE: Not the Expected Victims
Euphemisms are amazing, aren’t they? Perhaps you can think of some other phrases that would be more helpful in describing the likely participants in the situation that “escalated” into a mass shooting Monday morning at Leinbach Park in Winston-Salem, North Carolina: Two people were killed after a mass shooting at a park in North Carolina […]
Aspiring Rapper Update
“Gee, Stacy, is it really fair to post a picture of the deceased performer brandishing illegal firearms?” Perhaps, but good luck finding any pictures of Jalen Carpenter in which he is not brandishing firearms. The image above is from the video for EbkCap82’s song “Zombieland 2,” in case you’d like to go enjoy that spectacle […]
Guess Who Made an Interesting Point? UPDATE: Sarah Palin Explains Herself
Where do I start in explaining my hatred of Nick Fuentes? That this preposterous Jew-hating homosexual has been elevated to podcast royalty — the Pied Piper of 21st-century neo-Nazism — is one of those phenomena that makes me despair for the future of humanity. And I honestly fail to see what it is that makes […]
The Ivy League Is Decadent and Depraved
For a decade or so now, I’ve been using that headline — a literary allusion to the famous 1970 article in which Hunter S. Thompson pioneered “Gonzo journalism” — in posts about elite academia. The decadence and depravity are mainly a function of the liberal hegemony on these campuses, where Republicans are so scarce among […]
Fear and Loathing at Mar-a-Lago? Freaky Friday Flashback to ‘Big Ed’ Muskie
“Not much has been written about The Ibogaine Effect as a serious factor in the Presidential Campaign, but toward the end of the Wisconsin primary race — about a week before the vote — word leaked out that some of Muskie’s top advisors had called in a Brazilian doctor who was said to be treating […]
The Dumbest White Liberal in Georgia
Because I’m a native of Atlanta, I’m old enough to remember when DeKalb County was nice — affluent, prestigious, even. But the DeKalb County of 40 or 50 years ago has ceased to exist, and the only white people who live there now are those too stupid to understand their imminent peril. Hence the complaint […]
Thanks to All the Tip-Jar Hitters!
That is a 200-gram firework “cake,” a multi-shot repeater that shoots 20 aerial bursts in about 24 seconds. We just ordered a case of 18 of those — $154.90 wholesale, but with the 25% Early Bird discount, we paid just $116.18 to add 360 shots into our Fourth of July finale. After publishing the “Big […]
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