Wake Up Meghan McCain, I Think I’ve Got Something To Say To You
by Smitty We’ll let the Rod Stewart reference die at the title, but really, Meghan: The moderate Republicans, like you and the notorious Brooks, are precisely the reason that Constitutional conservativism has taken so long to re-assert itself. You see, Maggie, you can’t make peace with what is wrong in the name of ‘moderation’. In […]
Maybe The #BrettKimberlin ‘Justice Through Music Project’ Is Just A Leslie Nielsen Reference
by Smitty Stacy McCain, The World’s Most Interesting Blogger, is really where this blog gets all its journalistic heft. Which is where I come off with posts like the one last night. Dianna Deeley asks some interesting questions in the comments: By the way — I finally realized how JTMP has been skating by. In their […]
Stacy McCain’s Name Is Not On An Award, But Smitty’s Is
by Smitty WHEREABOUTS UNKNOWN–Fugitive award winning author Robert Stacy McCain’s location in Undisclosed, KY has apparently been compromised. It wasn’t clear from the conversation whether he meant Kentucky, or something else. Does he typically refer to the state as “Kay-Why”? He reports via phone that he’s tired of Dick Cheney’s gun collection, and headed for […]
In Which I Spring To The Defense Of Kristen Wiig
by Smitty Wow, the knives came out, via Breitbart, against Kristen Wiig. “Not in the same league as John Belushi, Chevy Chase, and Will Ferrell”. John Belushi was in his own category. Chevy Chase is comparable. Will Ferrell? Really? I guess Hulu isn’t interested in helping a blogger out, but I think Wiig’s 2006 Nancy […]
Thought I Heard Stacy McCain Say He’s Out ‘For Pizza’
by Smitty Apparently he’s been flogging the phone to the point where the handset is completely thrashed of late. . .
In Case You Were Having Trouble Distinguishing The Two
by Smitty John Edwards is a contemporary sinner who, for all external appearances, is in danger of falling into the hand of an angry God. Johnathan Edwards was an 18th century preacher who laid down Sinners in the Hands of an Angry God: “There is nothing that keeps wicked men at any one moment out […]
Remember The Vasa? We’re Going For The Aerial Version, It Appears
by Smitty The Vasa was a 17th century Swedish unintentional submarine: Vasa was intended to express the expansionist aspirations of Sweden and to glorify king Gustavus Adolphus. No expense was spared in decorating and equipping the Vasa, which was also one of the largest and most heavily armed warships of its time. Modern tribal knowledge […]
#OccupyResoluteDesk Toady, Jay Carney, Disavows Nose On His Face
by Smitty Does anybody really doubt that the anti-American Left is at the root of the #Occupy movement, from the head #Occupier sitting the Resolute Desk on down? Of course, that is a fact-free assertion. However, Lee Stranahan is going to be holding a video seminar for us Real Soon Now. Via American Glob
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