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Wake Up Meghan McCain, I Think I’ve Got Something To Say To You

Posted on | May 25, 2012 | 36 Comments

by Smitty

We’ll let the Rod Stewart reference die at the title, but really, Meghan:

The moderate Republicans, like you and the notorious Brooks, are precisely the reason that Constitutional conservativism has taken so long to re-assert itself. You see, Maggie, you can’t make peace with what is wrong in the name of ‘moderation’.  In medical terms, that’s like saying “Tumors are cells, too.”

While it is strictly true that cancers are made of cells, those cells are fundamentally wrong, and dangerous to survival.

So, if you lack the  judgement to discern the wise from the foolish maybe you should consider silence, Maggie.

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36 Responses to “Wake Up Meghan McCain, I Think I’ve Got Something To Say To You”

  1. richard mcenroe
    May 25th, 2012 @ 11:11 am

    Hey, don’t be hating on Megs’ real smart brain thinking!

  2. Garym
    May 25th, 2012 @ 11:25 am

    It sure would be nice to see another conservative on a panel with her verbally slap the stupid out of this dunce.

  3. ThePaganTemple
    May 25th, 2012 @ 11:25 am

    Meaghan is just doing her part to show the world that not all Republicans are uncool, unhip knuckle-dragging troglodytes who want to eviscerate women’s rights, force gays back into the closet, and set race relations back to just somewhere prior to the onset of Jim Crow, pre-Appomattox, and let Big Business run roughshod over the economy, the environment, and worker’s rights. She wants Democrats to know we’re not all like that. Some of us are just like them. You know, human beings with an actual heart and soul, and, by golly, empathy for their fellow man. 

    I used to think it was doing a disservice to give this little bitch any kind of publicity, but the more I think about it, the more she deserves open public ridicule.

  4. JeffS
    May 25th, 2012 @ 11:35 am

    I think Meghan is trolling for a contract from MSNBC.  She’d do better to get a gig where ex-Presidents want to hang out with her.

  5. Garym
    May 25th, 2012 @ 11:54 am

    Someone should inform her that Wite-out doesn’t clean off of computer screens.

  6. Innocuous
    May 25th, 2012 @ 12:15 pm

    You know that Abraham Lincoln quote about how it’s better to remain silent and be thought a fool?  Yeah, she really removes all doubt when she opens her mouth, doesn’t she?

  7. Christy Waters
    May 25th, 2012 @ 12:26 pm

    Meghan McCain is still engaging in the high school mentality. She wants to be “in with the in-crowd”. What’s more disturbing is that she thinks MSNBC is the “in-crowd”. That network has bigger boobs than Ms. McCain. There’s not a cup size huge enough for Ed Shultz.

    Hmmm… Does that make me a misogynist?

  8. ThePaganTemple
    May 25th, 2012 @ 12:46 pm

     Maybe Meaghan is kind of drawn to Ed because he’s such a giant douche.

  9. Quartermaster
    May 25th, 2012 @ 12:58 pm

    Perhaps she intuitively realizes that Ed is dumber than she is. If she were to get a gig there it would probably raise the average IQ there by 10 points.

    Since the average now is somewhere south of 20, that’s not saying much.

  10. Evi L. Bloggerlady
    May 25th, 2012 @ 1:13 pm

    That blog title implies someone found Ms. McCain trolling for drinks 15 minutes to closing time!  

  11. Wombat_socho
    May 25th, 2012 @ 2:16 pm

    This may be the first ever post about Cousin Meghan here not to mention her ginormous rack, which I firmly believe is the only reason anyone actually pays attention to her.

  12. Adjoran
    May 25th, 2012 @ 2:17 pm

    Boy, has she put on the weight!  Is she pregnant?

    Or is that just where Sharpton stores all the fat he lost?

    Here’s a clue, Meghan:  “All You Can Eat” is not a challenge, mmmkay?

    Take up smoking, call Jenny, do something – I can’t keep buying bigger screens.

  13. Pierre
    May 25th, 2012 @ 2:46 pm

    heh…Tumors are cells too. Pithy.

    Ugly fat chicks should catch a clue…course given her genetics and her dad’s inability to catch a clue, oh well.

  14. BruceC
    May 25th, 2012 @ 5:03 pm

    Cellulite is cells, too.  

  15. Thane_Eichenauer
    May 25th, 2012 @ 9:19 pm

    Ay! Don’t be hatin.

  16. Thane_Eichenauer
    May 25th, 2012 @ 9:21 pm

    As Meghan might say, “Ay! Don’t be hatin.”

  17. Thane_Eichenauer
    May 25th, 2012 @ 9:22 pm

    Ay! Don’t be piling on.

  18. Thane_Eichenauer
    May 25th, 2012 @ 9:22 pm

    Ay! Don’t be hating on moderate Republicans.

  19. Thane_Eichenauer
    May 25th, 2012 @ 9:24 pm

    Perhaps she is angling to be the spokesmodel for ?

  20. Thane_Eichenauer
    May 25th, 2012 @ 9:24 pm

    Ay! She is NOT ugly.

  21. Thane_Eichenauer
    May 25th, 2012 @ 9:27 pm

    Dang Garym.  Don’t cha know she just needs a good spanking.

  22. Adjoran
    May 25th, 2012 @ 9:38 pm

    If only she kept her mouth shut . . . maybe Little Sonny would be interested:

  23. ccoffer
    May 26th, 2012 @ 12:36 am

    Meh. Just because you’re a slave to the democrat party platform doesn’t mean you should be spurned by republicans! Get with the program. Who says Joanie has to love Chachi at all for Joanie to love Chachi more than life itself? Don’t you get it?

    Self-obsessed and dumb is the new interesting.

  24. ccoffer
    May 26th, 2012 @ 12:38 am

    To say she’s fat and ugly, though, is to out oneself as a not so manly man. Just sayin’.

  25. Adjoran
    May 26th, 2012 @ 2:49 am

     I never said she’s fat OR ugly, did I?  But it’s obvious she’s gaining weight, isn’t it?  Ann Wilson and Sally Strouthers didn’t just wake up fat one day, it was a progression. 

    It goes from Twiggy to Mia Farrow to Marilyn to Pamela Anderson to J-Lo to Tabitha Hale to Rosie O’Donnell and so on.  Pointing out to Meghan that she’s getting a little Tabby is a service to her, her horses, and anybody else she rides.

  26. ThePaganTemple
    May 26th, 2012 @ 7:32 am

     Let’s just say she’s NOT thin and pretty.

  27. Evi L. Bloggerlady
    May 26th, 2012 @ 10:47 am

    She is know to troll for drinks about 15 minutes to closing.  

  28. ccoffer
    May 26th, 2012 @ 8:27 pm

     If you think she isn’t pretty, you’re wildly confused about the meaning of that word.

  29. Wombat_socho
    May 26th, 2012 @ 8:54 pm

     Pretty is subjective, but dumb not so much. Me, I don’t find blondes that attractive, especially not if they’re…shall we say, expansive.

  30. ThePaganTemple
    May 26th, 2012 @ 10:17 pm

     Could be, I guess it depends on how you process the concept of “pretty”. Me, I process it with the head on my shoulders, not the one between my legs.

  31. ThePaganTemple
    May 26th, 2012 @ 10:19 pm

     That first reply wasn’t meant as a put down, by the way, if you see something in her the rest of us can’t see, good for you. Maybe somebody else like you can turn her around. I wouldn’t hold out much hope, then again she’s still young.

  32. ccoffer
    May 26th, 2012 @ 10:35 pm

     Beauty is an objective thing. Honesty is apparently not your bag. Fine. It’s not for everyone.
    I’m not defending her. I’m simply pointing out the obvious.

    The axe you grind requires nothing of me. Your fetish is your own.

  33. ccoffer
    May 26th, 2012 @ 10:39 pm

     You’re answering accusations I never made. No need for that.

  34. ccoffer
    May 26th, 2012 @ 10:47 pm

    I have to admit I kinda feel sorry for her. She figured she had the chops to do what’s she’s doing and she doesn’t. She’s not at all good at what she’s trying to do. She’s not a particularly gifted writer and she’s not a very accomplished speaker. She’s not much of a thinker, and she’s decided she wants to go into a field defined by one’s ability to think. Maybe she’ll get better, but I doubt it. She seems to be finding defense mechanisms…and clinging to them…bitterly.

  35. ThePaganTemple
    May 27th, 2012 @ 10:05 am

     Beauty might be somewhat objective in a generalized sense, but its influenced by numerous subjective stimuli. That’s why you might look at someone you thought was beautiful three or four years ago and think “what in the hell was I thinking” even if the person has not changed physically at all.

    In my case, I don’t find most women who are fat in the least bit attractive, though there have been a few exceptions. But in those exceptional cases, there was something about their demeanor and personality that made me look past the surface.

    In Meaghan’s case, there’s nothing there whatsoever to encourage me to look any deeper or make any other deeper assessments. In fact, she only makes herself look worse pretty much every time she opens her mouth. Sorry, that’s just the way it is. Honesty has nothing to do with it. It’s not a choice.

  36. ccoffer
    May 27th, 2012 @ 3:08 pm

     “Pretty is subjective”

    Complete bullshit. Perhaps the word you were looking for is “relative”.