The Wisdom of the Crapper
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by Smitty 2D Toilet says: "I am a metaphor for Socialism; theoretically easy cleaning, until, inevitably, people do their business." pic.twitter.com/rRmQGDEkfh — IGotOverMachoGrande (@smitty_one_each) September 16, 2017 Because you didn’t ask for it: now you can follow 2D_ToiletSays on Twitter. Actually, I just got miffed at some Lefty who was trying to hijack the gag.
This Tweet Wasn’t Intended To Insult Zep
by Smitty Is there anybody under the sun who isn’t responsible for The Royal Drubbing? I voted against Her Majesty, so it’s my fault, too. Even though the Royal Personage took the Commonwealth on the strength of Her lackey, Governor Spittoon. BREAKING: Led Zeppelin reforming to do "Everybody's Fault But Mine" for Hillary Clinton #ThrowbackThursday […]
The Scary Trump/Reagan Resemblance
by Smitty Shapiro at NRO gives Trump the Full Freud. Read the whole thing, but note this: The civil war that’s likely to occur over Trump, then, isn’t over Trumpism. It’s just about him. Those who wish to harness the power of Trump — the id of the movement — are mistaken if they think […]
When Your Silly Haiku Tweet Turns Into An Impromptu Songwriting Session
by Smitty To put this mess in context, I was tweeting the G-File with a haiku, and copying @HaikuJonah. Then @Corduroyalist had to make everything weird. @HaikuJonah offers the perfect review. This is an example of how fun Twitter used to be all the time. It’s only an occasional pleasure anymore. @jonahNRO When your haruspex […]
Remembering 9/11: Friday Fiction Special
by Smitty “Samantha?” she asked into the darkness. “Mother?” answered the raw voice of her sophomore daughter. “School?” she inquired, wondering why only the lamp was on in the living room. “Yeah.” “Tell me.” “My Political Science professor went on a rant about 9/11. He said that capitalism is evil and that that ‘freedom fighters’ […]
The New New Left and The Great Twerking Meltdown of 2013
by Smitty Instapundit points to Charles R. Kesler in the Clairmont Review of Books, The Old New Left and the New New Left. He resonated with a book I’ve nearly finished. Note this passage (emphasis mine), in addition to reading the whole thing: It hasn’t disappeared entirely, but the theory embraced by today’s campus Left […]
#Evergreen New York Times Ditty
by Smitty If you want to win a bet,Go against truth in the NYeT:Pravda-on-the-Hudson likes it wrong. (1/2) — IGotOverMachoGrande (@smitty_one_each) September 2, 2017 Facts always seem to hide,From their lyin' Commie pride,Like talent from a wretched hip-hop song. (2/2) — IGotOverMachoGrande (@smitty_one_each) September 2, 2017 Retweet these to Stick It To The Man.
Thoughts For Accusers On Twitter
by Smitty On twitter tonight, I replied to Rick Wilson’s quotation of Robert E. Lee’s descendants, and opened the floodgates: One figures that the Occupy/BLM/Antifa twits can be included in the historical dustbin. — IGotOverMachoGrande (@smitty_one_each) August 17, 2017 I simply muted those calling me a Nazi almost immediately. Then there were those who attempted […]
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