Hulk Hogan Pulls ‘Bigger Digger Trigger’
by Smitty The Hulking One has apparently pulled the ‘Bigger Digger Trigger‘. That word, which, uttered by anyone of European extraction not named Quentin Tarantino, (why didn’t I name a child ‘Quentin’, so that he could be privileged so?) engenders (better use that verb before the SJWs have it cut off of the language) vast […]
Ted Triumphantly Treads Titanium Testicle Territory; Casually Cruises Cadmium Cojones Country
by Smitty Ted Cruz has been made an utter fool over the Export-Import Bank, and seems maybe a tiny bit hacked off on the point. Watch and weep: “This Senate operates exactly the same [as the Reid era].” More at Ace. UPDATE: Ted doubles down on the Mark Levin show. Cruz is on after 16:10. […]
Friday Fiction: 100 Word Challenge
by Smitty Torn, bleeding, naked, the little girl managed to pull herself up the river bank, miles downstream from the wreck of the family fishing trip. Years on, she would wonder why God had even bothered to spare her, alone, while so cruelly taking her parents and siblings. She never had an explicit answer under […]
Friday Fiction: 100 Word Challenge
by Smitty God’s purposes could be mysterious, he thought, gazing at the photo of his hand in his mother’s as she passed from the trauma of bringing him into the world. When old enough to understand, he sardonically thought it a reverse abortion. He’d fallen in love rapidly with his darkly beautiful wife, Zorha. Their […]
Daily Pundit Is Just Insufficiently Cynical Regarding Donald Trump
by Smitty Bill Quick’s analysis is true as far as it goes: I’ve been thinking about this ever since Trump rode the White Horse of conservative hatred for open borders and scamnesty to the top of the polls, and in the process, spread terror and loathing throughout the GOP establishment. I mentioned a couple of […]
Are We Hiring Someone So Challenged As To Require A “Business Suit Onesie”?
by Smitty Mrs. Other Smitty brought this to my attention. As a generally slack-tacular kinda guy, I can follow the logic involved in this. Anything you can do to streamline a process, e.g. dressing, is worth doing. Note the shopping avoidance on display: you buy the one thing, and you’re done. Two complications come to […]
Friday Fiction: 100 Word Challenge
by Smitty Granpda had a vision of his last look at the city. The hugest moon he’d ever seen, obscured by unnatural clouds. Bombers. A distant enemy had visited. A murder of ravens deployed from a lonely tree for the sudden necropolis. That had been decades ago. The country hadn’t recovered from electing foolish leaders […]
Forgiving Sally Kohn
by Smitty Will anti-gay Christians be politically and socially ostracized? I sure hope so. Just as those orthodox Christians who still believe in strict, traditional gender roles have been increasingly mocked as absurd. Once upon a time, marriage constituted property—the wife was the literal property of the husband, and could not legally let alone culturally […]
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