Hulk Hogan Pulls ‘Bigger Digger Trigger’

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by Smitty

The Hulking One has apparently pulled the ‘Bigger Digger Trigger‘. That word, which, uttered by anyone of European extraction not named Quentin Tarantino, (why didn’t I name a child ‘Quentin’, so that he could be privileged so?) engenders (better use that verb before the SJWs have it cut off of the language) vast hormonal outpourings across the vast, grand cultural canyon carved by That One Guy who was supposed to fill it.

The only way out of this dilemma, obviously, will be for Donald Trump to nominate The Hulkage for Vice President.

Trump / Hogan 2016

Because they ain’t no such thing as “Peak Absurdity”

Update: If only Hulk Hogan had been Jonathan Leibowitz.

38 comments

  1. Complex News did a pretty good job explaining a story that I have not a hell of a lot of interest in (HH being treated as some sort of public figure that currently matters or the OTT hypocrisy of the WWF or WWE is mildly interesting in a sort of train wreck way). Perhaps Complex News could take on why Mitch McConnell is a complete fucktard?

  3. If there were such a thing as “Peak Absurdity” electing Obama (twice!) would have been it.

  4. Middle aged?
    Hulk Hogan sex tape?
    Sorry, all I’m seeing here is a well exposed Viagra ad.
    Wait, remember when “What two people do behind closed doors, in the privacy of “their” own home…” was the “diversity” acceptance plaint of those now demanding “Hate Crime” victim status?
    I do, but,,,I’m old enough to have an attention span, AND long term pattern recognition.

  12. She just doesn’t get it. Her conclusion is that if you criticize her, or her story you’re either a rapist, or feel men are entitled to rape women. It really says a lot about her level of intelligence.

  15. I’m old enough to have an attention span, AND long term pattern recognition.

    Oh yeah? We don’t want your kind in post-modern culture. Move along, pal.

  16. There is no ticket worse than Obama/Biden throughout the entirety of human history, nor will there ever be again.

  18. I for one am shocked and outraged that celebrities think their fame lets them use words like ‘nigger’ without consequences, I demand that Sean Penn be banned from making any movies in the future.

  19. I’d like to hear the supposed “racist tirade” to judge for myself whether it actually is race-y or tirade-y. But I ain’t gonna watch a HH sex tape to do it, that’s for sure.

  20. If you really want to feel the racial healing taking place in this country, read some of the comments at the link.

  21. Damn. You weren’t kidding. In a heart-warming display of eloquence and brotherly love, Excellence Excels says, “Man, Fuck That Nigga!!!!!” to which Just Die Already replies, “Naw…FUCK YOU”

    I love/hate the internet.

  27. Yay! ELB saves the day!

    Now we can see Miss Lily invoking her Straw Man Army, scolding RSM for statements and arguments he never made. No wonder she took it down.

  28. Smitty, i love ya, but i absolutely refuse to give World Star Hip Hop any of my business on principle. because of this, i did not watch the video, and i never will.

  29. It used to be that flaming people was almost an art form. These people have all the sophistication of a flaming bag of dung.

  36. Bint. Bunt is a baseball term. My iPhone’s autocorrect does not seem to recognize British colloquialisms however and keeps trying to turn it into bunt, just as it keeps trying to force a z into realise.

  37. The Python joke was that the line I quoted was being said by a character that every time he tried to say the letter ‘c’, he said ‘b’. I was being obscure and scatological. (-:

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