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Hulk Hogan Pulls ‘Bigger Digger Trigger’

Posted on | July 25, 2015 | 38 Comments

by Smitty

The Hulking One has apparently pulled the ‘Bigger Digger Trigger‘. That word, which, uttered by anyone of European extraction not named Quentin Tarantino, (why didn’t I name a child ‘Quentin’, so that he could be privileged so?) engenders (better use that verb before the SJWs have it cut off of the language) vast hormonal outpourings across the vast, grand cultural canyon carved by That One Guy who was supposed to fill it.

The only way out of this dilemma, obviously, will be for Donald Trump to nominate The Hulkage for Vice President.

Trump / Hogan 2016

Because they ain’t no such thing as “Peak Absurdity”

Update: If only Hulk Hogan had been Jonathan Leibowitz.


38 Responses to “Hulk Hogan Pulls ‘Bigger Digger Trigger’”

  1. Evi L. Bloggerlady
    July 25th, 2015 @ 8:39 am

    Complex News did a pretty good job explaining a story that I have not a hell of a lot of interest in (HH being treated as some sort of public figure that currently matters or the OTT hypocrisy of the WWF or WWE is mildly interesting in a sort of train wreck way). Perhaps Complex News could take on why Mitch McConnell is a complete fucktard?

  2. Phil_McG
    July 25th, 2015 @ 9:18 am

    Middle-aged man says “nigger” in bed! More at 11.

  3. Adobe_Walls
    July 25th, 2015 @ 9:53 am

    If there were such a thing as “Peak Absurdity” electing Obama (twice!) would have been it.

  4. CaptDMO
    July 25th, 2015 @ 10:19 am

    Middle aged?
    Hulk Hogan sex tape?
    Sorry, all I’m seeing here is a well exposed Viagra ad.
    Wait, remember when “What two people do behind closed doors, in the privacy of “their” own home…” was the “diversity” acceptance plaint of those now demanding “Hate Crime” victim status?
    I do, but,,,I’m old enough to have an attention span, AND long term pattern recognition.

  5. Evi L. Bloggerlady
    July 25th, 2015 @ 10:28 am

    Hogan probably voted for him.

  6. Evi L. Bloggerlady
    July 25th, 2015 @ 10:47 am

    Smitty, he does nuance it by caring about his marriage surviving (although he does not indicate if he cares enough to have free trade coffee)

  7. marcus tullius cicero
    July 25th, 2015 @ 11:06 am

    ,,,Is that ticket any worse than the Obama/Biden?

  8. Evi L. Bloggerlady
    July 25th, 2015 @ 12:36 pm
  9. Evi L. Bloggerlady
    July 25th, 2015 @ 12:50 pm

    Will Trump lend Hogan his hairpiece?

  10. WT
    July 25th, 2015 @ 1:06 pm

    There’s an letter to RSM from Lily at Survivor Support. It’s ridiculousness is something to behold.

  11. Evi L. Bloggerlady
    July 25th, 2015 @ 1:53 pm

    I am starting to think these people may be nuts…

  12. WT
    July 25th, 2015 @ 2:01 pm

    She just doesn’t get it. Her conclusion is that if you criticize her, or her story you’re either a rapist, or feel men are entitled to rape women. It really says a lot about her level of intelligence.

  13. WT
    July 25th, 2015 @ 2:05 pm

    She’s still under the impression that writing about her constitutes harassment and wants twitter to ban McCain:

  14. richard mcenroe
    July 25th, 2015 @ 2:20 pm

    Sorry, Smitty, but you were a bit niggardly with your plays on words.

  15. DeadMessenger
    July 25th, 2015 @ 2:54 pm

    I’m old enough to have an attention span, AND long term pattern recognition.

    Oh yeah? We don’t want your kind in post-modern culture. Move along, pal.

  16. DeadMessenger
    July 25th, 2015 @ 2:56 pm

    There is no ticket worse than Obama/Biden throughout the entirety of human history, nor will there ever be again.

  17. DeadMessenger
    July 25th, 2015 @ 2:57 pm

    I guess she got rid of it. Link’s not working.

  18. richard mcenroe
    July 25th, 2015 @ 3:01 pm

    I for one am shocked and outraged that celebrities think their fame lets them use words like ‘nigger’ without consequences, I demand that Sean Penn be banned from making any movies in the future.

  19. DeadMessenger
    July 25th, 2015 @ 3:01 pm

    I’d like to hear the supposed “racist tirade” to judge for myself whether it actually is race-y or tirade-y. But I ain’t gonna watch a HH sex tape to do it, that’s for sure.

  20. Anchovy
    July 25th, 2015 @ 3:33 pm

    If you really want to feel the racial healing taking place in this country, read some of the comments at the link.

  21. Daniel Freeman
    July 25th, 2015 @ 4:04 pm

    Damn. You weren’t kidding. In a heart-warming display of eloquence and brotherly love, Excellence Excels says, “Man, Fuck That Nigga!!!!!” to which Just Die Already replies, “Naw…FUCK YOU”

    I love/hate the internet.

  22. Evi L. Bloggerlady
    July 25th, 2015 @ 4:30 pm
  23. Evi L. Bloggerlady
    July 25th, 2015 @ 4:31 pm

    Yes, lack of intelligence.

  24. Mike G.
    July 25th, 2015 @ 5:06 pm

    Shoot! Most of who reach a certain age have CRS and sometimes, that’s a good thing.

  25. Adobe_Walls
    July 25th, 2015 @ 6:08 pm

    This is why he got traction in the 2012 cycle.

  26. Adobe_Walls
    July 25th, 2015 @ 6:18 pm

    Hot and cold running vitriolic rhetoric in every room please.

  27. DeadMessenger
    July 25th, 2015 @ 8:03 pm

    Yay! ELB saves the day!

    Now we can see Miss Lily invoking her Straw Man Army, scolding RSM for statements and arguments he never made. No wonder she took it down.

  28. Isa
    July 25th, 2015 @ 8:30 pm

    Smitty, i love ya, but i absolutely refuse to give World Star Hip Hop any of my business on principle. because of this, i did not watch the video, and i never will.

  29. Finrod Felagund
    July 26th, 2015 @ 12:21 am

    It used to be that flaming people was almost an art form. These people have all the sophistication of a flaming bag of dung.

  30. Finrod Felagund
    July 26th, 2015 @ 12:25 am

    To quote Monty Python, what a silly bunt.

  31. Nicholasadkins
    July 26th, 2015 @ 5:41 am

    …………1=39Now Get this theothermccain

  32. Ronda Hall
    July 26th, 2015 @ 6:50 am
  33. Jordanwashington
    July 26th, 2015 @ 9:06 am

    …………..1=39Now Get this theothermccain

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  35. Gunga
    July 27th, 2015 @ 7:41 am

    There you go…shaming the stupid…


  36. The Osprey
    July 27th, 2015 @ 9:10 pm

    Bint. Bunt is a baseball term. My iPhone’s autocorrect does not seem to recognize British colloquialisms however and keeps trying to turn it into bunt, just as it keeps trying to force a z into realise.

  37. Finrod Felagund
    July 27th, 2015 @ 9:53 pm

    The Python joke was that the line I quoted was being said by a character that every time he tried to say the letter ‘c’, he said ‘b’. I was being obscure and scatological. (-:

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