The Other McCain

"One should either write ruthlessly what one believes to be the truth, or else shut up." — Arthur Koestler

‘Here Come Da Judge’

by Smitty The lads at iOwnTheWorld, in a desperate effort to help the unemployment numbers, have offered me a job as a contest judge: Headlines For Major World Events… If It Was Strictly A Liberal World Example: Construction Halted on Hadrian’s Wall Pending Environmental Impact Study or Oppressed Mexicans Defeat Imperialists at Alamo Head over […]

Mistress, Actress, Heroine

by Smitty (via Insty) Amidst an excellent review of Nikki Haley’s campaign to govern South Carolina, Walter Shapiro says, emphasis mine: Haley, in her first statewide campaign, has proven a master of boomerang politics – making every attack seem like a vindication of her conservative populist outrage. Shouldn’t that be “a mistress”? I don’t mean […]

When A Man Claims To Be ‘Sooooo Over Woman X‘, He Is Really A Beta Male Going On Gamma

by Smitty Dan Riehl is looking even more hapless than the TrogloPundit. Look at the forced bravado on display: I draw the line of hotness around sammiches. I mean, she does say she’d bring them if asked. But truly hot wimmens intuit such things. ‘Lines of hotness’? ‘Sammiches’? Also, he says he’s so hot as […]

Stimulus We Can Support: Paying The Piper

by Smitty Although Stacy and I are still Waiting for O-Dough, an alternate revenue stream may become available, as reported by CNSNews: Forget the astronomical joke bill, and focus on the bottom line. I’ve been a piper for nearly twenty years: Right now I’m working to get my pudgy body back into shape and also […]

Perez Hilton Parody Shifts Away From Self; Now Parodying Man Of Principle

by Smitty Rush Limbaugh was married recently, as our readers well know. Via Orit Sklar on Twitter comes word of foppish buffoon Perez Hilton mocking Sir Elton John for playing the Limbaugh wedding. “$1 Million for my soul” says Elton in the photo. In the first place, Perez, it would be a drab world if […]

Interracial Marriage Rate Increase Meets Resistance

by Smitty The news that interracial marriage rates are increasing seems like a good thing. Family history and ethnic heritage, while excellent and worthy of all preservation, needs to be balanced with the fact that we’re all Americans and bleed one color when defending our Constitution. The news that the lines are blurring was met […]

Rule 5 Sunday

by Smitty Rule 5 Sunday is upon us, and may it bring a mellow mood to a mad world. The Pirate’s Cove had a great Memorial Day pinup. No Sheeples Here mourned Rue McClanahan. Dr. WyBlog has the prescription: “Aside from copious amounts of brain bleach, the only known antidote to the image of Helen […]

Four Megahits of Joy Reliably Anticipated

by Smitty This weeks FMJRA notes that we will cross the four million hit mark either this weekend, or soon into next week. Woo hoo. It is also a blantant suck-up to Little Miss Attila, from whom we reliably anticipate further outbursts of greatness Real Soon Now. Will Folks Tacky Willy, as opposed to The […]

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