by Smitty
The lads at iOwnTheWorld, in a desperate effort to help the unemployment numbers, have offered me a job as a contest judge:
Headlines For Major World Events… If It Was Strictly A Liberal World
Example: Construction Halted on Hadrian’s Wall Pending Environmental Impact Study
or
Oppressed Mexicans Defeat Imperialists at Alamo
Head over to iOwnTheWorld and offer up your best mix of:
- Some (most likely historical) event
- A “principle” founded in lefty cranial-rectalitis, and/or
- A pair of conservative/libertarian buttocks what need kickin’.