BRITNEY SPEARS’ top bodyguard has quit – claiming the troubled singer sexually harassed him.
Ex-cop FERNANDO FLORES, 29, stormed out after allegedly facing a series of bizarre come-ons.
He told pals Britney, 28, often paraded naked in front of him and beckoned him into her bedroom. . . .
“She was always giving him the come on and he felt if he didn’t reciprocate he could lose his job. He finally handed in his notice last week and is considering legal action.” . . .
“She runs round the house naked and yelling at staff. . . .”
Remember when she was the hottest thing on the planet, the idol of millions? Now, the burn-out baby-mama has to resort to paying people to pretend to like her.
Kind of like Hillary Clinton, really . . .

You’re going to eat your words when Larry Marchant reveals that he did, in fact, have sex with that vajay-jay for free.
You’re going to eat your words when Larry Marchant reveals that he did, in fact, have sex with that vajay-jay for free.
Memo to Fernando:
NTTAWWT.
Has anyone got Britney’s phone number? It just so happens I am looking for a job….
Memo to Fernando:
NTTAWWT.
Has anyone got Britney’s phone number? It just so happens I am looking for a job….
I understand the pay isn’t much, but the benefits . . .
I understand the pay isn’t much, but the benefits . . .
Stogie:
I’m sorry, but that position has been filled, IYKWIMAITYD.
Stogie:
I’m sorry, but that position has been filled, IYKWIMAITYD.
You can do that?
You can do that?
What about the bottom body guard?
Hey, I had to ask…
What about the bottom body guard?
Hey, I had to ask…
I see that the tradition of using eunuchs to guard women did not end in ancient times.
I see that the tradition of using eunuchs to guard women did not end in ancient times.
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Pictures needed here to confirm this story.
Pictures needed here to confirm this story.
All I got —
Sorta’ like the ‘questionable’ guys in the strip club that ignore the stage…
All I got —
Sorta’ like the ‘questionable’ guys in the strip club that ignore the stage…
Do you have any proof Mr..??Without proof why should anyone believe.So shut up man..
Do you have any proof Mr..??Without proof why should anyone believe.So shut up man..
Where do I send my resume? I’ve got what it takes to excel in that job.
Where do I send my resume? I’ve got what it takes to excel in that job.
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we all idolize britney spears because of the great singing talent that she have:;`
we all idolize britney spears because of the great singing talent that she have:;`