Call Off The Election: #OccupyResoluteDesk Has Another Five Years
by Smitty This is a relief, as I’ve become somewhat stressed out trying to figure out which Ruling Class tool will continue the irresistible, cancerous onslaught of government growth going down the road. President Obama declared Monday that his presidency “is not over” and that he’ll be occupying the White House for another five years. […]
Listen To Jackson, Not SNL, On BHO
by Smitty This was the butt-end of SNL on 18 February, and what and obsequious act of drool-bucketry we have, as a talk show host pretends to reinforce with two guests that there is no act that #OccupyResoluteDesk could do which is so heinous that any of the three would fail to prostrate themselves before […]
‘They Have Begun to Consider the Implications of a Santorum Victory’
Do you remember the scene in the original Rocky, when one of Apollo Creed’s handlers points out that this luckless no-name Philly palooka is a southpaw? Left-handed boxers are unusual enough that Creed’s man was a little worried, and then he watched that TV news spot of Rocky Balboa practicing his body work by pounding […]
What the Liberal Media Don’t Want Americans to Know About Contraception
The debate over ObamaCare’s mandated coverage for contraception raged for days before I finally managed to weigh in Wednesday, pointing out the absurd distortions and disinformation being promoted by liberals. Of course, I’m a Sexist Theocratic Right-Wing Misogynistic Patriarchal Oppressor, so no one believes a word I say on the subject. Therefore it is helpful […]
Obama’s Contraceptive Disinformation
Some readers may wonder why I haven’t published anything about the battle over mandatory contraceptive coverage under ObamaCare. Basically, it’s because every time I try to do it, I tend to write a couple of thousand words before discarding the draft. However, yesterday I was CC’d on an e-mail that some crazy woman sent to multiple […]
They Told Me If I Voted McCain That Clueless Gits Would Run Amok, And They Were Right!
by Smitty Via The Blaze, #OccupyResoluteDesk is all about the excuses:Via The Lonely Conservative, after three years of this goat rope, Obama’s losers still mis-underestimated the deficit by 4/5 of a trillion dollars. Sure makes me glad that Barack successfully kept Sarah Palin away from levers of power.
New Obama Administration Strategy: Make Stuff Up
by Smitty Via PJ Tatler: On two different Sunday talking head shows, WH chief of Staff Jack Lew said that it takes 60 votes in the Senate to pass a budget. Snipping out the quotations: [Lew] said it twice on different national news shows, so it was no slip of the tongue. The Washington Post […]
Bravo, Senator Sessions, For Beclowning Zients On BHO’s Orwellian Budget
by Smitty (via Insty) Stacy’s morning post about the preposterous budget stays current, as that extended shaggy dog story continues to win friends among the sober. Via The Examiner, Sessions attains and holds the high dudgeon on this sad little crapflooder from the Executive branch:
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