Daley Gator Misses The Metaphor
by Smitty DG may be slipping in his dotage: Isn’t it obvious that the baseball is any national or international event, the girl with the (base) balls is Sarah Palin, and the shmuck is a Barely Halfwit Outfielder?
Unnecessary and Improper
“The Congress shall have Power . . . To make all Laws which shall be necessary and proper for carrying into Execution the foregoing Powers . . .” — U.S. Constitution, Article I, Sec. 8, Clause 18 “In the last week we have gained tremendous momentum in our effort to keep carry-on bags free. We […]
‘Heh’ Of The Day: ‘King Obama’
by Smitty We had a preview of this at Smittypalooza on my Inspiron Mini. Cassone allowed that they were trying to figure out a name for this less-than-serious outfit. Deadly serious topic, though. Blotto was taken, so it looks like they settled on “Lenin and the Castros”. This blog is a brace of shameless shills […]
No Sheeples Thanks The POTUS
by Smitty . . .in a ‘Say hello to my YouTube bulldozer‘ sort of way: BHO’s support continues to be lackluster. When the remaining 40+% who are his chief supporters realize he views them more as his corpse constituency than his core constituency, then he will probably set the all-time floor for approval, getting his […]
SCOTUS Pick? BFD, Says Biden
by Smitty (photo: Top of the Ticket) BHO: I’ve got to pick a SCOTUS nominee. Whoever pulls my finger first gets the nod. JRB: [runs] Bravely, Finally Dispatched! BHO: Joe, you already have a job, which is taxing you to the utmost of your abilities. Here’s what we do. We run through the most most […]
Light My Fire, Or,
My Political Funeral Pyre
by Smitty You know that it would be untrue, You know that I would be a liar, If I was to say to you, I’ve only got 218 blatantly un-American pieces of work that I desperately need to retire. . . That last line seems to be just a bit short. Meanwhile, the OCTOPUS (Ol’ […]
Fred Thompson On Bart Stupak
by Smitty Fred Thompson has been making few noises of late, alas. But on the Stupak decision to retire, Fred’s take recalls an old Smith family saying: If you’re looking for sympathy, it’s in the dictionary between scatological and syphilis. I grew up in the Northwest, where nuance is when your uncles marry.
Sarah Palin’s Speech In New Orleans
by Smitty (h/t Gateway Pundit) Sarah’s speech is a point-for-point flogging of the Administration. The folksy delivery will cause lefty heads near you to ‘splode, to keep the volume low. President Sleeveheart has already publicly whined about her by name on the nuclear topic. If you follow that link, BHO claims the JCS ‘is comfortable’ […]
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