The Other McCain

"One should either write ruthlessly what one believes to be the truth, or else shut up." — Arthur Koestler

Welcome to Trump Territory

  SOMEWHERE IN FLORIDA Donald Trump got 61% of the vote in this county, winning it by a margin of 40,000 votes. Considering that Trump’s statewide margin in Florida was only 120,000 votes, that means he got a third of his win right here. We can explain this in four words: Rich, old, white people. […]

Step One: FAIL

This feminist bumper sticker — “Hillary 2016, Michelle 2014, Chelsea 2032, Sasha 2040, Malia 2048” — was designed by Karin Hildebrand Lau. It was posted to Tumblr in July by a “non-binary queer intersectional feminist” who said “Reblog this to make Conservatives angry.” Oops. Believing themselves to be On The Right Side of History, progressives have […]

Gay Marxists Hate Donald Trump

      Who hates Donald Trump? Communist homosexuals, that’s who! Two separate Marxist groups — the Revolutionary Communist Party (RCP) and the Workers World Party (WWP, a/k/a ANSWER Coalition) — have been prominent in anti-Trump protests since the election. “Don’t collaborate” with the president-elect, RCP tells Americans. The RCP is a Maoist cult led […]

Fear and Loathing: Three Days, $900, and It’s Morning in Vanuatu Again

“How long, O Lord, how long? Where will it end? “All I ever wanted out of this campaign was enough money to get out of the country and live for a year or two in peaceful squalor in a house with a big screen porch looking down on an empty white beach, with a good […]

‘No One Left to Lie To’

  Memory is a strange thing, and perhaps my memory is particularly strange, due to my adolescent adventures in freelance pharmaceuticals. People sometimes talk about teenagers “experimenting” with drugs. If so, I was the Enrico Fermi of drug experimentation. My college dorm room was to dope what the Manhattan Project was to nuclear physics, and I […]

‘The Rocky Horror Democrat Party’: Making History, Losing Elections

  Maybe they figured that having elected a half-Kenyan to the White House proved that Democrats could elect any random weirdo to any office anywhere, but 2016 proved them wrong. This year, Democrats decided Hope and Change meant nominating hopeless sex-change candidates. Misty Snow, Utah Democrat (left); Misty Plowright, Colorado Democrat (right). If you could […]

Police Took Professor @KevinAllred to Psychiatric Ward After Twitter Rant

Police took Kevin Allred to Bellevue Hospital for a psychiatric evaluation Tuesday night after the Rutgers University instructor ranted on Twitter about shooting “random white people.” Allred, who teaches Women’s and Gender Studies at Rutgers, was released after his evaluation, which was prompted when a student expressed concern to university officials, a Rutgers spokesman told […]

There Are Still 5 A’s in RAAAAACIST!

  For more than 30 years, the Democrat Party and the major media (but I repeat myself) have been engaged in a propaganda campaign, the goal of which was to make “Republican” a synonym for raaaaacist! There are 5 A’s in “raaaaacist,” to distinguish this political propaganda term from actual racism. (Maybe there should be […]

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