A Distraction From the Distraction

Would you believe he’s a multi-millionaire?

Y’all know football season is almost here, right? The college football season kicks off Saturday, and the NFL season begins September 9. Even though I know many readers don’t care for football, it’s important for me as a way to distract myself from the endless craziness of politics. Following my favorite quarterback, Alabama alumnus Mac Jones, now with the San Francisco 49ers, has helped keep me sane amid all the swirling insanity of the past few years. Even though Mac is now the backup in San Francisco behind Brock Purdy, it’s still something to give me a rooting interest in the Niners. Mac looked great in his preseason debut last week, and all the fans in San Francisco are excited about rookie wide receiver De’Zhaun Stribling. The big worries for 49ers fans involve the left guard position on the offensive line, and whether edge rusher Nick Bosa will be back 100% after his injury. Or, at least, those were the big worries, until the team owner made headlines:

San Francisco 49ers owner Jed York — whose family is worth an estimated $8.5 billion — was arrested on Sunday at 9:35 a.m. for trying to pay just $140 for sex in a Ohio trailer park, according to court documents obtained by the California Post.
York responded to an advertisement on Sunday from a known prostitution website in Columbiana County, Ohio and “arranged to have sexual activity with the female in exchange for $140.”
However, when York was on the way to a meeting [at] a trailer park in East Palestine, Ohio, he was taken into custody by an agent from the Mahoning Valley Human trafficking Task Force, who had orchestrated the sting operation. . . .

(Pause to note that, not only is he trying to score with a cheap trailer park hooker, he’s too dumb to realize it’s a police sting operation.)

The trailer park, Wheat Hill MHP, later claimed on Facebook that York was arrested there because that’s where he was pulled over, not that the police were using one of the homes as part of their sting operation.
York had “in his possession his cellular device which was used to arrange the criminal act,” according to the court documents.
The documents show York was booked into county jail on two separate charges — one count of engaging in prostitution and one count of possessing criminal tools.
On Monday, however, York cut a plea deal with prosecutors, according to Columbiana County Municipal Court records.
York, who was initially released on $5,000 bond, pled no contest to a lesser charge of disorderly conduct as well as no contest to one count of possessing criminal tools, the records show.

Kind of hard to focus on football when the owner’s getting busted in an Ohio trailer park trying to hookup with a whore for $140. And the whole thing makes no sense at all. You’re a big-shot NFL executive, worth more than $100 million personally, not to mention being heir to a share of your family’s multi-billion-dollar fortune, and you’re trolling for hookers in a trailer park? Like, you couldn’t have a sugar baby mistress on your payroll, put her up in a nice apartment, etc.? Instead you’re responding to ads for $140 whores in Columbiana County, Ohio? This is crazy.

Anyway, I’ve told my kids what I want for Christmas is an official Mac Jones jersey, which costs more than the team owner was willing to spend on a hooker. But I ain’t going near no Ohio trailer parks.



 

Game of the Year!

Brock Purdy spots Kyle Kyle Juszczyk (44) in the end zone.

If you weren’t watching Sunday night’s game between the San Francisco 49ers and the Chicago Bears, you missed one of the greatest games in NFL history. Both teams came into this Week 17 matchup with a shot at the No. 1 seed in the conference (which includes a first-round bye and home-field advantage throughout the playoffs). The Bears had already clinched the NFC North title, while the NFC West was still a three-way battle between the 49ers, the Seattle Seahawks and the L.A. Rams.

As regular readers know, I became a 49ers fan this year after they acquired my man Mac Jones as their backup quarterback. That turned out to be a great deal for both Mac and San Francisco, after Niners QB Brock Purdy suffered a “turf toe” injury in the season-opener against Seattle. Jones ended up starting eight games for San Francisco, compiling a 5-3 record — including a crucial OT victory over the Rams in Week 5 — and redeeming his reputation after getting benched in New England and then spending a season as Trevor Lawrence’s backup in Jacksonville. By the time Purdy was ready to return from his injury in Week 11, the 49ers had a 6-4 record and since then, they have now won six in a row after holding off Chicago in the prime time thriller Sunday night:

Brock Purdy and the San Francisco offense did everything they could for the first 58 minutes in a nearly flawless performance. At the end, they were just spectators when the beleaguered defense finally came through with a stop.
Purdy threw a 38-yard touchdown pass to Jauan Jennings with 2:15 left, and the 49ers forced an incomplete pass on the final play from the 2 to beat the Chicago Bears 42-38 on Sunday night and set up a Week 18 showdown for the top seed in the NFC.
Caleb Williams drove the Bears (11-5) down the field in the closing seconds and had one last shot for the win. But Bryce Huff forced him out of the pocket and his throw short-hopped Jahdae Walker in the end zone to seal a sixth straight victory for the 49ers (12-4).
“For them to finish out the game like that, I was so happy for them. I was sitting there not being able to do anything but watch,” Purdy said. “To be able to celebrate was a cool team win. There’s nothing like that. It was pretty special.”
That gave the 49ers a chance to win the NFC West and get a bye by beating Seattle (13-3) in the season finale on Saturday night. A win would give San Francisco home-field advantage and a chance to stay home all postseason, with the Super Bowl set to be played at Levi’s Stadium on Feb. 8.
“We’ve earned this,” coach Kyle Shanahan said. “This is the game we want. We love that it’s here. We have an opportunity to never leave here again this year.”
The loss ends the Bears’ hopes of earning the top seed. Chicago has already clinched the NFC North and can earn the No. 2 seed by beating Detroit next Sunday.
Purdy followed his career-high five TD-pass performance last week against Indianapolis by throwing for three scores and running for two to become the sixth player since the AFL-NFL merger with back-to-back games with at least five touchdowns.
Purdy finished 24 for 33 for 303 yards, while Christian McCaffrey ran for 140 yards and a score and added 41 more receiving.
Williams went 25 for 42 for 330 yards and two TDs but couldn’t deliver at the end after already leading the Bears to an NFL-record six comeback wins after trailing in the final two minutes of regulation.
“It’s frustrating,” Williams said. “You don’t want to lose a game ever. And then also, in that position, having a shot at the end is all you can ask for on this moment.”
Neither defense could slow down the opposing offense for most of the night after a pick-6 by Chicago’s T.J. Edwards on the first play. The Niners led 28-21 at halftime.
The teams then traded touchdowns on the first three drives of the second half, with D’Andre Swift scoring on two runs for Chicago and Purdy delivering a highlight-reel play for San Francisco. He rolled to his right on a play from the 6, eluded two pass rushers and then flipped an easy TD pass to Kyle Juszczyk on a play that lasted longer than 8 seconds.
“I was hoping he’d throw it away and we’d have a couple more downs,” Shanahan said. “Then I started watching him like every fan does. He made me extremely nervous and then he made my extremely happy.”
The Bears finally forced a punt and went ahead 38-35 on a short field goal by Cairo Santos with 5:22 to play when they couldn’t convert on third down in the red zone.
The Bears’ opportunistic defense struck on the first play when Edwards caught a deflected pass and returned it 34 yards for Chicago’s first defensive score on the opening play in at least 45 years, according to the Elias Sports Bureau.
“It was early in the game so you do have to flush it and be ready to play a whole game after that,” Purdy said.
Purdy answered his big mistake to start the game with a 65-yard touchdown drive capped by a 1-yard pass to Jake Tonges, and San Francisco moved the ball with ease all half.
Purdy added two touchdown runs and McCaffrey also scored on the ground to give the 49ers a 28-21 lead at the break despite allowing two deep TD passes by Williams.

That’s just two of the many incredible plays during this game. When your quarterback throws a pick-six on the first play from scrimmage, you figure you’re in for a long night, but after that screw-up, Purdy gave a nearly flawless performance. Still, it was just barely enough to beat Chicago. I’d been skeptical of Caleb Williams as the No. 1 draft pick two years ago, but what he did Sunday night erased my doubts. The kid can play. However, this year’s Niners are a team of destiny. They have struggled through devastating injuries, with two future Hall of Fame defenders — edge rusher Nick Bosa and middle linebacker Fred Warner — both going out with season-ending injuries. San Francisco defensive coordinator Robert Saleh deserves kudos for being able to cobble together a defense with a bunch of rookies and third-stringers.

Yes, yes it was the game of the year, and it sets up the regular-sesaon finale against the Seahawks with the No. 1 seed at stake. Keep in mind, this year’s Super Bowl will be played at the Niners’ home field, Levi’s Stadium in Santa Clara. If San Francisco beats Seattle, they would get a week off during the Wild Card round (January 10-12), and then have home-field advantage all the way, including the Super Bowl.

Thrilling — and I’m all-in on this saga because my guy Mac Jones got grabbed as the backup QB. Certainly hope Brock Purdy stays healthy. Wouldn’t want to risk Mac having to come in and play hero again.



 

Third Saturday Was Historic This Year

Zabien Brown en route to the end zone.

Saturday night, my wife and daughter-in-law were upstairs watching The Sound of Music while my brother and I were downstairs watching Alabama play Tennessee. And right before halftime, Kirby and I started yelling so loud that the neighbors might have called 911.

Alabama had taken a 9-7 lead midway through the second quarter when Tennessee quarterback Joey Aguilar, caught in his own end zone, was called for intentional grounding, giving the Crimson Tide two points on a safety. On the ensuing Alabama possession, QB Ty Simpson completed three passes to get the Tide down to Tennessee’s two-yard line, where Jam Miller punched it in, and now Alabama was leading 16-7. The Volunteers didn’t quit, though, and drove downfield 74 yards on their next possession, coming up on third-and-goal at the ’Bama one-yard line with nine seconds remaining before the half. Tennessee called their final timeout, and on the next play, lined up in a run formation, but they didn’t fool the Crimson Tide defense, which didn’t buy the run-fake on the play-action pass. Aguilar threw toward his tight end at the front pylon, but Alabama cornerback Zabien Brown jumped the route for the interception.

My brother and I weren’t the only Alabama fans yelling at the top of our lungs. Brown streaked down the sideline, and as he neared the Tennessee 40, one Volunteer player raced after him with a chance to make a touchdown saving tackle. Volunteer running back DeSean Bishop dived at Brown’s heels near the 20, but Brown made a high-step move to avoid the tackle and the capacity crowd inside Bryant-Denny Stadium, which was already roaring like a hurricane, added at least 10 more decibels of joy. Brown streaked into the end zone for the touchdown and, with the extra-point kick, Alabama took a 23-7 lead to halftime.

The game was never really in doubt after that, and Alabama went on to win 37-20. “Alabama became the only team in SEC history to beat four straight ranked opponents with no open dates,” as ESPN reported, and the Crimson Tide, which entered the game ranked 6th, moved up to No. 4 in the rankings released Sunday, as both Miami (previously No. 2) and Ole Miss (previously No. 5) suffered losses this weekend.

The third Saturday in October is always the Alabama-Tennessee game, and this particular rivalry requires some explanation. Only two rivals, Georgia and Georgia Tech, are mentioned in the Alabama fight song, which does not deign to take notice of Auburn (opponent in the annual “Iron Bowl,” played the Saturday after Thanksgiving). My dad was an Alabama alumni (Class of 1951) and once I asked him why we hated Tennessee so bad. He explained it went back to a game in Knoxville where Tennessee “ran up the score.” Years later, I checked the history of the rivalry and was shocked to learn that game was played in 1931 — Tennessee beat Alabama 25-0 — when my dad was just seven years old!

Talk about tradition, man, that’s something. Bitter memories of ancient grievances — a grudge held by succeeding generations — are part of what makes college football such a special sport. Zabien Brown has writ his name in crimson flame, and ’Bama is now in the national title hunt.



 

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The Thrill of Victory: Niners Upset Rams; Mac Jones Now 3-0 as S.F. Starter

Excuse me for being absent from blogging duties the past few days. Heading into the Thursday Night Football match-up between the San Francisco 49ers and the Los Angeles Rams, I was so nervous I couldn’t think straight, and since the Niners’ wild overtime victory, I’ve spent the past two days in the gloat zone. Just checking the archives now, I discovered that I haven’t written about football since preseason, so I’ll have to bring you up-to-date on the saga of Mac Jones in Frisco.

The 49ers opened the season with a 17-13 road victory over NFC West division rival Seattle. After getting the win, however, it was revealed that starting quarterback Brock Purdy had suffered two injuries — one to his left shoulder and a “turf toe” injury to his right foot. That meant that my boy Mac Jones, QB2 on the San Francisco roster since being acquired as a free agent in March, would start the next game for the Niners, on the road at New Orleans. And let me tell you a few things . . .

Forty-Niners fans are known as the “faithful” (their hashtag is #FTTB, “faithful to the Bay”) and their devotion is impressive. While you wouldn’t expect a left-wing cesspool of urban degeneracy like San Francisco to be much of a market for the wholesome All-American sport of football, the 49ers faithful are among the most loyal fans in the NFL, rivaling the infamous Buffalo “Bills Mafia” and even the legendary cheese heads in Green Bay. So despite them having pronouns in their bios and “Coexist” bumper stickers on their Volvos, San Francisco fans love their team, and thousands of them will travel to every away game, staging a “takeover” of the opponents’ stadium. Such was the case September 14 in New Orleans, when Mac Jones threw for 279 yards and three touchdowns to lead the 49ers to a 26-21 victory over the Saints.

From my perspective as a Mac Jones fan, the victory over New Orleans was perfect — my boy steps in as a substitute, has an outstanding game against a weak Saints squad, and then returns to his backup role. Except, as it turns out, “turf toe” can be a pretty serious injury. The silly-sounding name “turf toe” makes it seem like something trivial, and an injury to the big toe might not be much for a tackle, but for a quarterback, it matters a lot. Brock Purdy still wasn’t ready when the Niners returned for a home game September 21 against another division rival, the Arizona Cardinals, so Mac Jones got the start again. My boy was heroic in the clutch:

The San Francisco 49ers had lost another star to an injury, given up a fourth-quarter lead on a safety and were relying on a backup quarterback and a brand new kicker to maintain their perfect start to the season.
Mac Jones and Eddy Pineiro delivered.
Jones calmly moved San Francisco down the field in the closing minutes to set up Pineiro’s 35-yard field goal on the final play that gave the 49ers a 16-15 victory over the Arizona Cardinals on Sunday.
“I failed a lot in that situation, to be honest, in the NFL,” said Jones, who was just 3-17 in his career in comeback chances before this win. “I just knew the guys had my back and like we talked about on the sidelines, go out there and rip it.”
Jones did just that and San Francisco (3-0) was able to overcome an injury to Nick Bosa and the absence of starting quarterback Brock Purdy to eke out the win. . . .
Jones took over at his 20 with 1:46 to play and completed five passes for 59 yards to get the Niners in position for the winning kick.

The stat line on Mac against Arizona wasn’t spectacular — 27-of-41 passing for 284 yards and a TD with one interception — but that drive at the end to set up the game-winning field goal was the kind of hero moment he hadn’t had very many of before, and to do it in front of the home-field crowd against a division rival? Nice.

At this point, Mac had accomplished what he needed to do this year: Prove he was still a quarterback who could win games. Under a two-year contract with the Niners, all my boy needed was to get some wins, put some good plays on video, and know that he’d get his shot to be the starter somewhere in 2027. Brock Purdy said he was ready to go the next week, when the Jacksonville Jaguars came to San Francisco, and I was happy to see my boy Mac return to holding a clipboard on the sidelines.

PLOT TWIST: The Jags won 26-20 and Purdy looked awful. San Francisco’s “franchise quarterback,” who just signed a contract worth upwards of $50 million a year, threw two interceptions and lost a fumble on a strip-sack. And, guess what? Purdy re-aggravated his “turf toe” injury in the process. That meant that Mac Jones would return to the field for the next game, which was only four days away, as the 49ers were set to play a Thursday night game on the road in Los Angeles against the hated division rival Rams on prime time national TV.

The stakes could not be higher: Facing off with the Rams, on the road, with first place in the NFC West on the line, an injury-riddled Niners squad takes on the defending division champions.

The oddsmakers had San Francisco heavy underdogs. But the faithful believe, see? They bought 61% of the tickets to the 49ers-Rams game, neutralizing LA’s home-field advantage.

And my boy Mac Jones? Nothing less than magnificent:

Everything seemed to indicate the San Francisco 49ers were in for a long night when they traveled south on a short week without Brock Purdy, Nick Bosa, George Kittle and their top three wide receivers to face the surging Los Angeles Rams.
The Niners had a long Thursday night, all right — but after nearly 67 minutes featuring innumerable twists and turns, they headed home with an improbable victory that reasserted their dominance in their biggest NFC West rivalry.
“We talked about how tough we had to be for four quarters,”
quarterback Mac Jones said. “It came down to who was going to be the toughest team, and I think it was us.”
Eddy Piñeiro hit a 41-yard field goal in overtime before San Francisco stopped Kyren Williams on fourth down with 3:36 to play, and the short-handed 49ers hung on for a thrilling 26-23 victory.
Jones passed for 342 yards and two touchdowns while playing through a leg injury for the 49ers (4-1), who scored on their first two drives and led 20-7 late in the third quarter.
Los Angeles finally mounted a rally, but with help from several glaring Rams mistakes, the Niners hung on to win their first OT game since losing Super Bowl 58 in February 2024.
The frantic fourth quarter featured Piñeiro’s tiebreaking 59-yard field goal with 2:52 left, Williams’ subsequent goal-line fumble and Joshua Karty’s tying 48-yard field goal for the Rams (3-2) with 2 seconds to play.
“They were unbelievable,” 49ers coach Kyle Shanahan said of his players. “We talked about how long this game was going to be, how focused we had to be, how competitive we had to be for the entire time. Started out great, but it’s a good team. They tightened it up. Got real tight, then lost a number of dudes. We had to overcome losing two D-linemen in that game, and the D-line is still stepping it up big. That was a huge character win.”
The Rams gave the ball to San Francisco to begin overtime, and Jones drove to set up Piñeiro’s fourth field goal with 5:51 left.
Los Angeles marched down the field, and facing fourth-and-1 at the San Francisco 11, coach Sean McVay elected to go for it — only to call a running play that he regretted almost immediately.
“I’m pretty sick right now,” McVay said. “I’m sick of the spot that I put our group in to end the game, but these are the tough beats that you’ve got to be able to learn from and move forward.”
Marques Sigle and Deommodore Lenoir got credit for smothering Williams well short of the first down.
“It didn’t look like they had anywhere to go,” Shanahan said. “Looked like a brick wall, which is similar to what we ran into all game, but it was awesome for us to get it done.”
Kendrick Bourne had career highs of 10 catches for 142 yards for San Francisco, while Jones played impressively through an apparent leg injury. Christian McCaffrey had 139 total yards for the 49ers, who snapped their three-game losing streak in this rivalry despite the injury absences of Purdy — who is “week to week” with his toe injury, Shanahan revealed — and the majority of their most famous players.
San Francisco then lost starting defensive linemen Kalia Davis and Yetur Gross-Matos to injuries during the game, but rookie backup lineman Alfred Collins made the biggest play of the night when he forced and recovered Williams’ fumble at the goal line with 1:05 left in regulation.
“It was a must-have-it play, because if I didn’t do that, they would have scored,” Collins said. “When I saw the ball, I cocked it back and hit it.”

Like that phrase “improbable victory.” Backup QB on a team without its top three wide receivers and all-pro tight end George Kittle, somehow guts out a win with a crew of rookies and second-teamers.

So when Sunday rolled around, it was the best kind of day — sitting on top of the division, watching everybody else lose. As weird as it seems — no Hollywood screenwriter could come up with a scenario this exciting — the San Francisco 49ers at 4-1 are now tied with the defending champion Philadelphia Eagles, the Detroit Lions and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers for the best record in the NFC. Next Sunday? They travel to Tampa Bay for a showdown with the Bucs, and chances are that Brock Purdy will still be recovering from his “turf toe,” which means that Mac Jones will be leading the Niners in a game with potential Super Bowl implications.



 

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Two Quarterbacks, Two Sacks

After six months of enduring the off-season — forced to subside on nothing but speculation and rumors from NFL commentators — we are finally approaching real football, as the pre-season exhibition games are now underway. Of course, the outcomes of pre-season games don’t mean anything, and you can’t even evaluate the relative strength of teams, because so much of the playing time goes to rookies and scrubs who will be lucky if they get signed for some team’s practice squad.

Nevertheless, some starters actually take the field during pre-season, and we have learned a little bit from the games so far. Consider the fact that the projected QB1 for the Indianapolis Colts, Anthony Richardson, lasted just seven plays Friday night before leaving the game with a dislocated finger after he got sacked by Baltimore Ravens linebacker David Ojabo.

Ojabo probably locked down a roster spot with that play, blitzing off the left side of the defense (which is the right side of the offense), but what does it tell us about Anthony Richardson’s abilities? NFL analyst Chase Daniel, who spent 14 seasons as a backup quarterback in the league, offered a brutal breakdown of the video on that play:

Richardson’s “pre-snap read” of the defense was wrong. He was looking at the cornerback on his left as the potential blitzer, rather than Ojabo on his right. He never even looked to his left once the ball was snapped. In explaining what Richardson did wrong on the play, Chase Daniel calls it a “Day One install” issue — very basic. What Richardson should have done (being “hot,” with the free blitzer coming from his right) was to dump the ball quickly to his running back (also on the right), which might have actually gotten big yardage, but certainly would have prevented the sack.

Anthony Richardson is not an NFL starting quarterback, period. The weird thing about this situation is that the Colts could have saved themselves a lot of woe just by listening to my brother Kirby.

My brother didn’t play in the NFL, but he lives and breathes Southeastern Conference football, and he saw enough of Anthony Richardson at the University of Florida to know he wasn’t NFL caliber. The statistics from Florida, where Richardson only started 13 games during his entire collegiate career and completed less than 54% of his passes his senior year, are impossible to reconcile with him being a first-round pick — #4 overall — in the 2023 NFL draft. Yet that’s where Indianapolis drafted him, but now he’s injured (again) and so the Colts will have to rely on ex-Giants QB Daniel Jones. Basically, Indianapolis wasted their 2023 first-round pick because they let themselves be distracted by the “athletic, mobile, dual-threat” hype. But he can’t read defenses, and what good is a quarterback who can’t read defenses? Meanwhile, in New England . . .

Am I trying to trash Drake Maye? No. But do I still hold a grudge against the Patriots for their mistreatment of my boy Mac Jones? Yes, of course.

Mac’s now with the 49ers, doing just fine as the projected QB2 behind Brock Purdy, and probably I should just forget about New England and move on, but I can’t. Mac got unfairly scapegoated for what went wrong during his three seasons with the Patriots. Any honest analyst could see that the biggest problem in Foxboro was the offensive line. The running game wasn’t working and the pass protection was lousy, and Mac got “sped up” so badly it wrecked his confidence and decision-making.

Anyway, after the Patriots cut Mac Jones, they drafted Drake Maye in the first round. Maye is another one of those “athletic, mobile, dual-threat” type of quarterbacks who get endlessly hyped by sports media nowadays. Ever since Patrick Mahomes first took the Kansas City Chiefs to the Super Bowl in the 2019 season, every NFL teams seems to be hunting for “the next Mahomes,” and Drake Maye’s collegiate career at the University of North Carolina certainly makes him a promising prospect. In two seasons as the starting QB for the Tarheels, Maye passed for nearly 8,000 total yards and ran for another 1,300-plus yards. Not throwing any shade on him, but New England’s offensive line is still suspect.

So here’s Drake Maye getting strip-sacked on third down:

What happened? Well, to begin with, Maye seemed to have gotten the crazy idea that he could depend on his offensive line to protect him for more than two seconds, an idea which the recent history of the Patriots would demonstrate to be utter folly. If you’re a quarterback in New England and your first read isn’t open, you’re not likely to find your second read before you get buried by the defensive rush.

Feeling the pressure from his right, Maye begins rolling to his left, but just then, Redskins Commanders tackle Johnny Newton fights through a block and comes rushing head-on. Newton grabs Maye who — relying on his vaunted athleticism — is still trying to throw the ball when it slips out of his hand for a fumble. Patriots head coach Mike Vrabel later had strong words about Mayes’ error:

Translation: Throw the damned ball away.

Although I consider Drake Maye head-and-shoulders above Anthony Richardson, Maye nevertheless has the common weakness of “dual-threat” quarterbacks, namely a tendency to try to play Superman. Every NFL fan has been amazed at the ability of Patrick Mahomes to get away with this kind of stuff, throwing off-balance while in the grasp of a defender and yet, by some arcane wizardry, getting the completion. Mahomes is a unique talent, however, and Drake Maye’s attempt to imitate that wizardry was, as Coach Vrable said, “a bad decision.”

The Patriots are almost certain to do better this season than they did last year, because when you’re 4-13, it’s difficult to do worse. Drake Maye is going to be a fine quarterback, eventually, unless he suffers a career-ending injury because that crappy New England offensive line can’t protect him — which is at least a 50/50 likelihood.

Anyway, I’m glad Mac Jones is with San Francisco now, and the 49ers play their first preseason game tonight against the Broncos in Denver, so it will be almost — almost — like real football.



 

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Winner, Winner Chicken Dinner: So I Guess I’m a San Francisco 49ers Fan Now

Recall that I wasn’t much of a pro football fan until 2021, when Alabama quarterback Mac Jones got drafted in the first round by the New England Patriots. Four years later, he’s heading to the Golden Gate:

Free agent quarterback Mac Jones, who wanted an opportunity to work with coach Kyle Shanahan, has agreed to terms with the San Francisco 49ers on a two-year deal worth $7 million with $5 million guaranteed, sources told ESPN’s Adam Schefter on Wednesday.
Jones, 26, appeared in 10 games last season for the Jacksonville Jaguars, including seven starts in place of injured Trevor Lawrence. He completed 65.3% of his passes for 1,672 yards and eight touchdowns, along with eight interceptions. The Jaguars went 2-5 in his starts, averaging just 15 points per game.
Jacksonville sent a 2024 sixth-round pick to the New England Patriots last March for Jones, who grew up in Jacksonville. He beat out C.J. Beathard in training camp to be Lawrence’s backup.
New England selected Jones, a former star at Alabama, with the 15th pick in the 2021 NFL draft — the same one that saw the Jaguars take Lawrence with the first pick. Jones made the Pro Bowl as an alternate as a rookie after throwing for 3,801 yards and 22 touchdowns and leading the Patriots to a 10-7 record and a playoff berth.
But Jones never duplicated that success. New England offensive coordinator Josh McDaniels left to coach the Las Vegas Raiders, and coach Bill Belichick tabbed longtime defensive coach Matt Patricia to be the offensive playcaller and longtime special teams coach Joe Judge to be the quarterbacks coach in 2022. Jones struggled to develop and was just 6-8 in 14 starts, finishing 288-of-442 passing for 2,997 yards with 14 touchdowns and 11 interceptions.
The following season, Belichick brought back Bill O’Brien to run the offense, but Jones struggled again (224-of-345 for 2,120 yards, 10 TDs, 12 INTs) and was replaced by Bailey Zappe after 11 games.

This is an adequate summary of Mac’s pro career to date, but it’s worth remembering that he was the best quarterback Nick Saban ever coached at Alabama, and it’s not even close. His senior year, Jones set an NCAA record for highest completion percentage, completing 311 of 402 passes (77.4%) for 4,500 yard, throwing for 41 touchdowns with just four interceptions, as the Crimson Tide went undefeated and won the National Championship. He had a stellar rookie year, and if things have gone south from there, the question is how much of that is Mac’s fault. The Patriots dumped him and drafted Drake Maye, but then went 4-13 in their first post-Jones season, which was the same record the Jaguars had last year — and Mac was the starting quarterback in two of Jacksonville’s wins, which makes him even with Trevor Lawrence. In terms of completion percentage, Jones was at 65.3% compared to 60.6% for Lawrence, so obviously Mac still has potential at quarterback.

The San Francisco sports media sees the Niners’ acquisition of Jones on a cheap two-year deal as a signal to their young starting QB Brock Purdy that he shouldn’t consider holding out in his current negotiations for a contract extension. Purdy “was selected by the 49ers with the final pick in the 2022 NFL draft, becoming that year’s Mr. Irrelevant,” as Wikipedia says, and Purdy was outstanding in 2022 and 2023, but San Francisco went 6-11 last year. Talk of Purdy getting a fat contract — the number $40 million has been thrown around a lot — looks kind of silly now, with a former first-round pick like Mac Jones signing for a paltry $7 million to be Purdy’s backup QB. It is by no means certain that Purdy will even keep the starting job; when you compare the two quarterbacks statistically, they’re quite similar. I’m not the only one who sees it this way:

In fact, how do we really know that Purdy is better than Jones? He’s more mobile than Jones, but he doesn’t have a better arm than him. All we know for sure is that Purdy has played on better teams than Jones.
If Purdy holds out and decides not to show up to OTAs without a contract extension, the 49ers would have an opportunity to see what Jones looks like running the first-string offense.

So there you go — we’re still 175 days away from the start of the NFL season, and anything could happen before then, but for now, I’m a San Francisco 49ers fan. We’ll wait and see. Roll Tide!



 

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A Celebration in ‘Killadelphia’

In case you didn’t know who won the Super Bowl

Longtime blog buddy Dana Pico is usually our go-to source for all Philadelphia-related news, but for some reason he had no comment on the Eagles winning the Super Bowl and the subsequent riot. Therefore, belatedly, I’ll supply the necessary update. ABC News:

Dozens of people were arrested in Philadelphia after fans took to the streets to celebrate the Eagles’ Super Bowl victory, police said.
Philadelphia police reported nearly 50 arrests following the Eagles’ win against the Kansas City Chiefs in New Orleans on Sunday.
Among those, five people were arrested for assault on police, authorities said. There were also two arrests for aggravated assault, one for recklessly endangering another person and one for misdemeanor disorderly conduct in the third degree, police said.
Additionally, police said 29 people were arrested for disorderly conduct and issued code violation notices.
There were eight arrests for vandalism incidents, including against four city sanitation trucks, two banks and two retail stores, police said. The businesses were all in Center City on Walnut Street.
Amid the raucous celebrations, fans were captured passing a downed traffic light pole on a packed street, and a large fire was seen near an intersection.
Police similarly reported disorderly conduct and other incidents after the Eagles won the NFC championship game in Philadelphia on Jan. 26, which sent them to the Super Bowl.
Thirty-one people were issued citations for disorderly conduct or failure to disperse, police said at the time.
Two shootings, a stabbing and a car crash that injured multiple pedestrians were also among several “significant” incidents reported amid the NFC championship celebrations, police said.
Tragically, an 18-year-old Temple University student died after he fell from a light pole while celebrating the [NFC championship game] win, officials said.

The adverb “tragically” is doing a lot of work in that sentence, but rather than digress on that topic — the intersection where FAFO meets the Darwin Awards — permit me to note the location of Sunday night’s “celebration” (by which I mean, riot) in Philadelphia:

Philadelphia police are seeking the people responsible for tearing down Center City traffic light poles during the celebrations that took place following the Eagles’ Super Bowl victory.
On Sunday night, when thousands took to the streets, three poles located at Juniper and Market streets were taken down by a “large group of people” and “damaged beyond repair,” police said Tuesday.

OK, so the intersection of Juniper and Market streets (i.e., the east side of Penn Square) can serve to pinpoint this destructive chaos. This is in the Second Congressional District, represented in Congress by Democratic Rep. Brendan Doyle. However, the district line running north-south bisects Penn Square, so that the violent rioters could easily be residents of the neighboring Third District, represented in Congress by Democratic Rep. Dwight Evans. Using the New York Times interactive map of the 2024 presidential election, which allows you to search results down to the precinct level, I can report that the precincts around Penn Square in Philadelphia went for Kamala Harris with between 81% and 88% of the vote. Nowhere in the vicinity did Trump get as much as 20% of the vote.

This is deep blue territory, in other words, which means that the criminals arrested there are almost certainly Democrat voters:

As thousands took the streets of Philly to celebrate the Eagles victory Sunday night, police say several fans took the festivities too far, ending with their arrest.
Philadelphia police released the mugshots and new details about the arrest of 8 suspects, including two women and six men:

— Terry Kinard, 26, is charged with resisting arrest and harassment for spitting on and hitting a medic
— John Kasianczuk, 44, is charged with simple assault, resisting arrest and defiant trespass for assaulting a police officer.
— Paul Aguilera, 28, is charged with PIC [possessing instruments of crime], REAP [recklessly endangering another person], evading arrest and disorderly conduct for swinging a flag pole, and trying to knock down electrical wires
— Tyler Roach, 30, is charged with harassment, disorderly conduct and public drunkenness
— Destiney Paramore, 18, is charged with REAP, fleeing a police officer, yielding to a pedestrian sidewalk and reckless driving for nearly striking several pedestrians with her vehicle and performing donuts
— Anonio Kizzia, 21, is charged with aggravated assault, simple assault and disorderly conduct for trying to punch a police officer
— Teairah Tate, 33, is charged with simple assault, resisting arrest and harassment for hitting a police officer
— Brandon Thompson is charged with aggravated assault, PIC, simple assault, resisting arrest and disorderly conduct for throwing liquid into an officer’s face

‘Eagles fans,’ IYKWIMAITYD

“Diversity is our strength!” Crime in Philadelphia is just part of the local culture. Black, white, Hispanic, male, female — everyone in Philly is a dangerous criminal. A propensity for violent mayhem unites the city.

Our friend Dana Pico refers to the city as “Killadelphia,” but actually homicide trends in Philadelphia are down. Last year, there were only 266 murders in Philadelphia, the lowest number in a decade, and down more than 50% from the 559 murders in Philadelphia in 2021. In terms of per capita homicide rates, Philadelphia now ranks 12th among major U.S. cities, with the top five spots held by St. Louis, Baltimore, New Orleans, Detroit and Cleveland. So an Eagles fan was actually more likely to be murdered in New Orleans, where the Super Bowl was played, than in his hometown — a marginal improvement, perhaps, but a potential source of local civic pride: “Philadelphia: Not as Bad as New Orleans.”

Keep in mind that the spontaneous chaos Sunday night in Philly was an unofficial celebration of the Eagles’ win. The team’s Super Bowl victory parade is scheduled for Friday, and here I will remind readers of what I said about Jasmine Crockett’s Texas district:

“With a Cook Partisan Voting Index rating of D+27, it is the most Democratic district in Texas.” If your employer relocated you to Dallas, and you were looking to purchase a residence in the area, I’d advise you to stay as far away from the 30th District as possible. Nothing good ever happens inside a D+27 congressional district.

Pennsylvania’s 3rd District is rated D+39. Consider yourself warned.



 

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America Loves an Underdog

Four months ago, nobody expected that Sam Darnold would be hoisted upon his teammates’ shoulders as the Minnesota Vikings celebrated their 14th victory of the season, making them the winningest team in the NFC, with one week remaining in the NFL schedule. After losing long-time starting QB Kirk Cousins to the Falcons in free agency, Minnesota had traded up in the NFL draft to get Michigan QB J.J. McCarthy with the 10th overall pick. McCarthy had led the Wolverines to a national title and was expected to become the Vikings starter at some point during his rookie year. Minnesota had signed Darnold to a one-year deal and expected him to begin the season as the starter, just to give McCarthy time to get ready for the QB1 job. Those plans got scratched, however, after the first pre-season game on August 10. McCarthy played well enough, but in the next practice, he reported soreness in his knee and it was discovered that he’d torn his meniscus, requiring surgery that meant he would be sent to the injured reserve list, missing his entire rookie year.

At that point, every sports commentator had the same reaction: You’re going to compete for the playoffs with Sam Darnold at quarterback? In the same division with the Lions and the Packers? Fat chance.

Before the NFL season kicked off in September, the over/under number for total wins for the Vikings was 7.5 on FanDuel, meaning that among fans who were willing to bet money, most saw Minnesota as a below-average team, barely good enough to place third in the NFC North, where the Chicago Bears are perennially fourth. And most of this expectation of mediocrity was because of Sam Darnold who was, to NFL quarterbacks, what Kaboom was to breakfast cereals. To name Darnold as your starting QB was to admit you had given up any pretense of being a serious contender. Anybody who ever said “Super Bowl” and “Sam Darnold” in the same sentence would immediately disqualify himself from being paid as a professional sports commentator. If you squinted one eye and turned your head slightly sideways, you might be able to envision a scenario where a team with Sam Darnold at quarterback could get lucky enough to go 9-8 and back into the playoffs as the 7th-seed wild card, but to compete for the division title in the NFC North? To win fourteen games? No, that could never happen with Sam Freaking Darnold at QB.

Once upon a time, Darnold was a promising prospect. In two seasons at USC, he’d amassed more than 7,000 passing yards, and was the third overall pick in the 2018 NFL draft. Unfortunately, he got drafted by the New York Jets, a franchise that has destroyed the careers of innumerable first-round quarterbacks over the past couple of decades. After three disappointing seasons with the Jets (because all seasons are disappointing with the Jets), he was traded to the Carolina Panthers, right before the Jets drafted BYU quarterback Zack Wilson (whose NFL career was then predictably destroyed). The Panthers are a garbage franchise at least as bad as the Jets, however, and nothing that Darnold did during two seasons at Carolina improved his status as a QB. He was just another NFL “draft bust,” a first-round pick who never amounted to anything, and nobody was surprised when the Panthers let him go after the 2022 season. Darnold, who had been the third overall pick in the draft just a few years earlier, found himself on the roster of the San Franscisco 49ers as the backup QB behind Brock Purdy, who had famously been the very last pick (7th round, 262nd overall) in the 2022 draft. This is what recovering alcoholics call “rock bottom.”

Something about that year in San Francisco, however, seems to have made a difference for Sam Darnold. For the first time in his NFL career, he was with a quality franchise, where the owners, the fans, the coaches and players all expect winning seasons. Since being hired as 49ers head coach in 2017, Kyle Shanahan has taken San Francisco to three division titles, four NFC championship games and two Super Bowls, and has done all this without having the kind of superstar “franchise” quarterback that is usually considered prerequisite to championship-caliber football in the NFL. Every other team in the league knows they can pick a quarterback in the first round, and still get beat by Shanahan’s Niners, with some unheralded journeyman at QB. Going to the Super Bowl with Jimmy Garoppolo and Brock Purdy? Yeah, Kyle Shanahan can do the impossible.

That mentality somehow rubbed off on Sam Darnold during his year in San Francisco, I reckon, because this year with Minnesota, he’s not only had the best season of his career, but one of the best seasons of any NFL quarterback. With 4,153 yards passing, 35 TD passes and a 68.1% completion rate, Darnold ranks ahead of Patrick Mahomes (3,928 yards, 26 TDs, 67.5%). The Vikings have lost to only two teams — the Lions and the Rams, both in October — and head into next Sunday’s season finale in Detroit with at least a chance of securing the NFC’s top seed (and a first-round bye) in the playoffs. It would be very difficult to beat the Lions at home, but if Minnesota can pull it off, it would be the second-biggest comeback of the year. Did I say second-biggest comeback?

Yeah, because there was this guy — maybe you’ve heard of him — who got cheated out of an election, investigated, prosecuted and targeted by lawsuits, a guy who survived two assassination attempts and everything else to become the 47th President of the United States. In everything that Democrats tried to do to Donald Trump, they turned him into an underdog, apparently forgetting how much Americans love an underdog.

Sam Darnold is now the Donald Trump of quarterbacks.



 

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