The Other McCain

"One should either write ruthlessly what one believes to be the truth, or else shut up." — Arthur Koestler

As Though I Never Have Anything Nice To Say About #OccupyResoluteDesk

by Smitty .@FredZeppelin12 Well, obviously, BHO saved us from the Evil Rampaging Cold-Sober Speed-Limit-Driving Mormon Nemesis. #WhereIsYourGratitude? — Smitty, JokeCracka (@smitty_one_each) July 27, 2013

#BooksWithOneLetterMissing S.A.V.E: Shameless Acts of Vandalism & Ent.

by Smitty #bookswithonelettermissing The Telltale Heat–Al Gore stubs his Poe and emits a story that would frighten anyone who could stay conscious. — Smitty, JokeCracka (@smitty_one_each) July 25, 2013 #bookswithonelettermissing Of Ice And Men — Gal Ore's disaster novel of the coming freeze. — Smitty, JokeCracka (@smitty_one_each) July 25, 2013 #bookswithonelettermissing Pride and Pre-juice — […]

#ZimmermanTipLine He Fronted ‘Blue Oyster Culture Club’ On Their ‘Do You Really Want To Hurt Me, Godzilla?’ Tour

by Smitty #ZimmermanTipLine Was hiding at the NTSB under the name "Tso Wut" when KTVU called to get the names of the pilots in the SF crash. — Smitty, JokeCracka (@smitty_one_each) July 17, 2013 #ZimmermanTipLine Knows every line Steven Segal ever uttered. — Smitty, JokeCracka (@smitty_one_each) July 17, 2013 #ZimmermanTipLine Framed both Bernie Madoff AND […]

“Sometimes When We Torch” #ALSharptonHitSongs H/T @N_Fatale

by Smitty You ask me if I love glue And, sniffing, I reply I’d rather hurt you verbally Than just, I don’t know, maybe flatten you with a railroad tie. For who are you to judge me In what I say or do I’m only just beginning To pile propaganda and false accusations upon bigoted […]

Why Did High Priest Of Cthulhu George W. Bush Train Conservatives To H8 Gaia?

by Smitty “Hey, pluck that bird,” said Not George W. Bush: Evil conservatives flipping the bird at green energy! "PHOTO: Endangered bird dies as Obama touts windmills" http://t.co/R9ARTL5tWH — Smitty, JokeCracka (@smitty_one_each) July 2, 2013

When #CrackerQuotes Get Tuneful

by Smitty After Rachel Jeantel’s “creepy ass cracker” went legendary, Twitter swung into action. For reasons that refuse to make sense, like some of the Zimmerman trial testimony, this blogger felt the need to work ‘cracker’ into rock lyrics: Some Tangled up in Blue: #CrackerQuotes Was in the pack when we first met Soon therefrom divorced Spread a […]

Thursday Evening Silliness

— by Wombat-socho FOR SCIENCE! (h/t some bird owner on Facebook)

Your Morning OJ Reference

by Smitty Everyone remembers Johnny Cochran wee jingle: IF THE FACTS DON'T FIT, YOU MUST AGIT: #Prop => A George Zimmerman Prosecution Primer http://t.co/f8wQCSf0AN @instapundit — Smitty, Chirpologist (@smitty_one_each) June 25, 2013 The other reference.

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