Great Moments In Inattention To Detail
by Smitty Smitty: Stacy, look! We’re number 3 on Wikio! Stacy: Smittiot! That’s not a Roman numeral! Thanks to our readers, commenters, and fellow patriots. We’d love to do Technorati, too, but somehow our hosting provider doesn’t let our robots.txt file do the right thing.
‘Snatchin’ Your People Up’ UPDATE
You remember Antoine Dodson, whose comments on an attempted rape in a Huntsville, Alabama, housing project became a viral YouTube sensation? Yeah. Well, Andy Carvin NPR is taking this phenomenon seriously: But is this Internet meme really about race, music, comedy, celebrity or a delicate mix of all of the above? And for Antoine Dodson, […]
This Kind of Stuff Happens to Successful Blogger Dudes All the Time . . .
Just one link from Instapundit, and next thing you know . . . Scoff if you wish, but once you get that ‘Lanche, they can’t resist.
That Was No Love Affair, That Was Your Misplaced Narcissism
by Smitty Bryan Safi, at HuffPo: After a brief love affair with metrosexualism, the pendulum of American culture has shifted back to the straight side. Dude, you are R. O. N. N. G. G. The new ethos seems to be. . . Bring back the real guys and smear those queers. The queers, now, as […]
Ode to the Fail Whale
Damn you, Fail Whale, And damn your smile That taunts sarcastically. All the while, Tweeps are waiting For my latest words. Whale, why try to fly With little orange birds? “Please wait a moment and try again,” As if “please” could excuse Your smiling sin. Damn you, Fail Whale! Damn your courtesy, While “Twitter is over capacity”! […]
Victoria Jackson In A Retro Moment
by Smitty (h/t NiceDeb) Somehow, explaining the current situation to colonials results in guffaws. It’s dated last November. Missed it somehow. NOTE from RSM: “A Fat Man Flying!”
I Am So Winning The Chevy Volt Slogan Contest
by Smitty (h/t Doug at Malkin) Here I go: Re Maybe Stogie can do something with a yellow Volt with a Gadsden flag snake on the hood, and the “Re” on the hard top. You all may now link me. 😉
M Is For Machiavelli
by Smitty My addition to this fun project in bold: So let’s create a children’s song titled “The DEMOCRAT Anthem.” I started with D and Rudolph Carrera answered with E. D is for double standards: our flags wave proudly in the westerly breeze. . . E is for enemy: they willingly side with idiots and […]
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