The Other McCain

"One should either write ruthlessly what one believes to be the truth, or else shut up." — Arthur Koestler

Patches Kennedy Channels Chris Farley?

by Smitty via NiceDeb

Monumental Greatness

Smitty has not yet been honored with his own equestrian statue in D.C., but it’s probably just a matter of time. If the federal government wants to “save or create” some more jobs, maybe we can get an earmark for the Smitty Monument to stimulate the equestrian statue industry, which has been devastated by the […]

Dude, I Totally Figured Out This ObamaCare Problem

by Smitty Rep. Louise Slaughter is such a source of inspiration. See, if you don’t like your existing Constitution, why bother? Peep this. As a bureaucracy, we remain committed to failing upward. All we have to do is get the Senate to ratify the Treaty of Lisbon! No one would ever suspect surprise governmental suicide. […]

Humor Sites Become Worrisome

by Smitty Hard to believe Parliament of Whores is nearing 20 years old. That classic surveys, in a humorous way, the crap-tacular organizational behavior problems that were just kind of amusing then, and quite literally threaten the solvency of the country now. Farm policy is among the more glaring examples of Federal policy silliness O’Rourke […]

A Good Day It Was, When A Young Robert Gibbs Found That Missing Head Of His

by Smitty (h/t Anorak News)

Sitemeter Profiles Robert Stacy McCain

by Smitty Sitemeter caught Stacy McCain after a recent Insta-lanche for the Krauthammer for President post, and profiled Stacy as he lay on the couch…pontificating: Go, Stacy!

Will ObamaCare Lead To Increase Or Decrease For Butt Drugs?

by Smitty (via Ukulele & ATJ via The Agitator) One one level, the whole notion of ObamaCare could make it the most expensive suppository in human history. On the other hand, the pros from Dover, who couldn’t lead two nuns in one minute of silent prayer, are guaranteed to accidentally wreck any sort of local […]

Adam Gadahn Can Look Forward To Excruciating Torment

by Smitty Dan Riehl notes of the recent acquisition in Karachi: I also wish he were being interrogated under the Bush administration, as opposed to the current one. This blog has obtained some hush-hush footage of the new interrogation methods to be used by the Administration’s elite interrogation outfit, code name: Redwater. In our endless […]

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