The Other McCain

"One should either write ruthlessly what one believes to be the truth, or else shut up." — Arthur Koestler

World’s Youngest Blogger: #ObamaCare Metaphor? Dad, This Is A Fashion Atrocity

Flipping The Benghazi Bird

BREAKING: To make liquidation of eagles at wind farms more palatable, BHO is expected to ask Congress to rename them "Chris Stevens Birds". — Smitty TPartyPurist (@smitty_one_each) December 8, 2013 The wind farm news is probably more symbolic than anything.

BREAKING: Identity Theft Industry Considering Healthcare.gov Bailout

by Sissypuss the Blog Kitty Recently I sat down with Howard T. Mendacio-Ledgerdemain (HTML), an old acquaintance and expert on The Identity Theft Industry. TITI has been flattened by the bad economy, much as anyone else. However, as this interview shows, TITI is actually well-positioned to stage an intervention, offering a lift for the sagging […]

“Not The Cruz Mask,” He Wimpered. “Yes. Bad Day At The Office,” She Said, As The Whip CRACKED. #50ShadesOfLiberal

by Smitty "But I'm in the Union," she gasped "I supported your campaign!" "They say the betrayal adds to the sensation." "Arrrrgh!" #50ShadesOfLiberal — Smitty #Seditive (@smitty_one_each) October 23, 2013 "#Benghazi?" she asked. "I'm going to tie you up, leave you screaming for assistance & go blame a random YouTube clip." #50ShadesOfLiberal — Smitty #Seditive (@smitty_one_each) October 23, 2013 "Sexist! […]

Col. Nathan Jessup, Tea Partier

by Smitty “Son, we live in a world that has elections, and that elections have to be guarded by men with principles. Who’s gonna do it? You? You, Lefty? The Tea Party has a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Progress, and you curse the Tea Party. You have that luxury. […]

10 Ideas RE #OccupyResoluteDesk’s Activities In Lieu Of Job

by Smitty THE ZIPPER ON HIS GIMP SUIT IS TOTALLY STUCK => Obama locks himself in White House as shutdown week two begins http://t.co/ORp6QDmrl7 — Smitty #GoCruz (@smitty_one_each) October 7, 2013 STICKING NEEDLES IN HIS @TedCruz DOLL => Obama locks himself in White House as shutdown week two begins http://t.co/ORp6QDmrl7 — Smitty #GoCruz (@smitty_one_each) October […]

#ObamaMentalBreakdownSigns Hires Alec Baldwin As Twitter Czar

by Smitty #ObamaMentalBreakdownSigns Denounces use of WMD in Bulungi, demands immediate invasion. http://t.co/VODiQtnInE — Smitty, Redliner (@smitty_one_each) September 22, 2013 #ObamaMentalBreakdownSigns Takes a sudden liking to Ozzy Ozbourne's "Diary of a Madman" release. http://t.co/VEPwtlWXFy — Smitty, Redliner (@smitty_one_each) September 22, 2013 #ObamaMentalBreakdownSigns Speeches veer toward Shatner: "I'll go. All Kobayashi Maru. On Boehner if. He. […]

Frown Down, Town Clown

by Smitty

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