by Smitty
"But I'm in the Union," she gasped "I supported your campaign!" "They say the betrayal adds to the sensation." "Arrrrgh!" #50ShadesOfLiberal
— Smitty #Seditive (@smitty_one_each) October 23, 2013
"#Benghazi?" she asked. "I'm going to tie you up, leave you screaming for assistance & go blame a random YouTube clip." #50ShadesOfLiberal
— Smitty #Seditive (@smitty_one_each) October 23, 2013
"Sexist! Racist! Hypocrite!" she screamed at him in his gimp suit, "Patriarchal oppressor!" "Yes…" he moaned in release #50ShadesOfLiberal
— Smitty #Seditive (@smitty_one_each) October 23, 2013
"The whip?" she gasped. "Either that, or you try signing up for #ObamaCare" "NOOOooo…" she wailed. #50ShadesOfLiberal
— Smitty #Seditive (@smitty_one_each) October 23, 2013
He loosened his codpiece and looked down at the media: "You know what to do." #50ShadesOfLiberal
— Smitty #Seditive (@smitty_one_each) October 23, 2013
He cupped her chin: "I need you to quit looking for a job, so that the unemployment number's low. You'll get a subsidy." #50ShadesOfLiberal
— Smitty #Seditive (@smitty_one_each) October 23, 2013
"Just assume the same position as the economy," he said to her, hand on belt. "It's only demeaning if I'm conservative." #50ShadesOfLiberal
— Smitty #Seditive (@smitty_one_each) October 23, 2013
#50ShadesOfLiberal "After 2,500 pages of legislative foreplay," he said, her eyes widening "I deliver 10,000 pages of hot, hot regulations."
— Smitty #Seditive (@smitty_one_each) October 23, 2013
Graphic due to Bob. I also blame him for this post. None of these tweets are really bad in isolation, but the sum sort of creeps me out. Time for a shower.
“Not The Cruz Mask,” He Wimpered. “Yes. Bad Day At The Office,” She Said, As The Whip CRACKED. #50ShadesOfLibe… http://t.co/8LX1f8eBzK
“Not The Cruz Mask,” He Wimpered. “Yes. Bad Day At The Office,” She Said, As The Whip CRACKED. #50ShadesOfLibe… http://t.co/nyDKScB1x8
“Not The Cruz Mask,” He Wimpered. “Yes. Bad Day At The Office,” She Said, As The Whip CRACKED. #50ShadesOfLibe… http://t.co/lNEfnqzFEi
“Not The Cruz Mask,” He Wimpered. “Yes. Bad Day At The Office,” She Said, As The Whip CRACKED. #50ShadesOfLibe… http://t.co/bRlE90EZWe
“Not The Cruz Mask,” He Wimpered. “Yes. Bad Day At The Office,” She Said, As The Whip CRACKED. #50ShadesOfLibe… http://t.co/lKFksV6THu
“Not The Cruz Mask,” He Wimpered. “Yes. Bad Day At The Office,” She Said, As The Whip CRACKED. #50ShadesOfLibe… http://t.co/vJ49XIDgcj
“Not The Cruz Mask,” He Wimpered. “Yes. Bad Day At The Office,” She Said, As The Whip CRACKED. #50ShadesOfLibe… http://t.co/nSVjLgUOof
RT @smitty_one_each: “Not The Cruz Mask,” He Wimpered. “Yes. Bad Day At The Office,” She Said, As The Whip CRACKED. #50ShadesOfLibe http://…
Heh.
“Not The Cruz Mask,” He Wimpered. “Yes. Bad Day At The Office,” She Said, As The Whip CRACKED. #50ShadesOfLiberal http://t.co/DLUYJFFUfV
That’s hilarious.
Love in the Time of Foucault http://t.co/btq34WrnIE via @smitty_one_each
“Not The Cruz Mask,” He Wimpered. “Yes. Bad Day At The Office,” She Said, As The Whip CRACKED. #50ShadesOfLiberal http://t.co/cwd4xIfAR1
The Cruz Mask indeed, LOL.
For Sale; 1 Congress, 1 million Dollars or best offer…
“The Cruz Mask indeed, LOL.” — Stogie Chomper http://t.co/AzLi4TMBWQ
#50ShadesOfLiberal This little Tea Partier got mangled => http://t.co/qXqsEqxttj
“I have often been called a Nazi, and, although it is unfair, I don’t let
it bother me. I don’t let it bother me for one simple reason. No one
has ever had a fantasy about being tied to a bed and sexually ravished
by someone dressed as a liberal.” — P.J. O’Rourke
@SalaciousSully In case you missed it => http://t.co/qXqsEqxttj
Yet again, Smitty does me like the pig that I am!
And I liked it…
Proof that @smitty_one_each has a vivid imagination http://t.co/9pUbqt0P26 Perhaps … too vivid. #50ShadesOfLiberal
RT @rsmccain: Proof that @smitty_one_each has a vivid imagination http://t.co/Re3LlkXSJV Perhaps … too vivid. #50ShadesOfLiberal
You’ve got a weird imagination, Smitty.
Either that or …
No. I don’t even want to think about that.
RT @rsmccain: Proof that @smitty_one_each has a vivid imagination http://t.co/9pUbqt0P26 Perhaps … too vivid. #50ShadesOfLiberal
RT @ECHackett: Love in the Time of Foucault http://t.co/btq34WrnIE via @smitty_one_each
I prefer weird imagination. The other doesn’t bear thinking about.
If anything ever goes viral…
THIS.
RT @rsmccain: Proof that @smitty_one_each has a vivid imagination http://t.co/9pUbqt0P26 Perhaps … too vivid. #50ShadesOfLiberal
ROFL!!!!!
[…] “Not The Cruz Mask,” He Wimpered. “Yes. Bad Day At The Office,” She Said, As The Whip CRACKE… […]
They want you
They want you
They want you as a new recruit…!
“it’s the whip!”
“No, not the whip!”
“Yes, the whip!”
“No, no, not the whip! Anything but the whip!”
“Anything?”
“THE WHIP! THE WHIP!” (Firesign Theatre, I think?)
“Not The Cruz Mask,” He Wimpered. “Yes. Bad Day At The Office,” She Said, As The Whip CRACKED. #50ShadesOfLiberal http://t.co/4pt2iwSgzf
Drat, and I was hoping these were teasers for an upcoming novel!
“If anything ever goes viral…
THIS.” — Leroy Oddswatch http://t.co/cHvuMJnUls
“”I have often been called a Nazi, and, although it is unfair, I don’t let it bother me. I don’t…” — Finrod Felagund http://t.co/O8tjfEOnrk
RT @thatMrGguy: “Not The Cruz Mask,” He Wimpered. “Yes. Bad Day At The Office,” She Said, As The Whip CRACKED. #50ShadesOfLiberal http://t.…
RT @thatMrGguy: “Not The Cruz Mask,” He Wimpered. “Yes. Bad Day At The Office,” She Said, As The Whip CRACKED. #50ShadesOfLiberal http://t.…
RT @rsmccain: Proof that @smitty_one_each has a vivid imagination http://t.co/9pUbqt0P26 Perhaps … too vivid. #50ShadesOfLiberal
“Drat, and I was hoping these were teasers for an upcoming novel!” — La Pucelle http://t.co/I1HYCykrID
@rsmccain @smitty_one_each Evil Genius
RT @thatMrGguy: “Not The Cruz Mask,” He Wimpered. “Yes. Bad Day At The Office,” She Said, As The Whip CRACKED. #50ShadesOfLiberal http://t.…
RT @thatMrGguy: “Not The Cruz Mask,” He Wimpered. “Yes. Bad Day At The Office,” She Said, As The Whip CRACKED. #50ShadesOfLiberal http://t.…
We, each in our own way, have methods for chanelling the demons that lurk inside us.
“That’s hilarious.” — JoNobody http://t.co/WYsqSaqiSn
RT @smitty_one_each: “That’s hilarious.” — JoNobody http://t.co/WYsqSaqiSn
He’s a closeted Democrat?
Cheers
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