Stephen Green Stolen And Replaced By Bob Dylan

by Smitty

Not really, but he certainly has gone from a high-brown boozer to a jolly, lowbrow drunk. At last, the Hope and Change have been located!

Check back tomorrow morning for some exclusive Artur Davis video with a voiceover by the World’s Youngest Blogger!

Trifecta Trounces Turbo Tax Timmy’s Tomfoolery & Turpitude

by Smitty

Whittle’s head is on the verge of ‘sploding here as he tries to get his mind around the blend of idiocy and the diabolical presented to the Congress in the form of this year’s White House budget input.

The question of why we are incapable of coaxing someone like Paul Ryan to run for President is an interesting sidebar.

In response, the American people are reaping what we’ve sown these decades. No real point in blaming the victim, but what we need to understand is that the country is going to have to enter a third, post-Progressive phase that resurrects symbols such as truth, integrity, and sincerity. The last century of Commie crap, resulting in #OccupyResoluteDesk, DELENDA EST.