Ode To Overlingering
by Smitty Sometimes no matter what you do, You find yourself an unfortunate tree, Whose decades, though more than a few, Will end both soon and a-brupt-ly. When sprout you did, all was so good, Weather fair and danger far, None to say that flee you should, As danger was a distant star. Closer it […]
I’m Pretty Sure That InfoWars And Gab Aren’t Signs Of A Crackdown
by Smitty First, the recent unpleasantness with the redirect appears to have been caused by some Memorandum code that was likely out of date. Maintenance happens. Second, while I’ve been as big a fan of Alex Jones as homosexuality, I’ve never thought that suppressing either was particularly helpful. But the deplatforming of Jones is apparently […]
John Hawkins and Self-Inflicted Wounds
by Smitty Hawkins brings us “5 Ugly Truths About Women That Young Men Need to Recognize“, and the operator is “young”. You should read the whole thing, lads, but focus on growing up ahead of, rather than through, such self-inflicted wounds. Let’s review: 1. Beauty fades It transitions, certainly. but I have seen plenty of […]
Adolphology for the Godwin-Win
by Smitty Soopermexican was riffing on the Sarah Sanders ejection story. But if you’re going to cross the line on Godwin’s Law, why not broad jump the thing? Twitter teaches us very important things like only Hitler would have tossed someone out of his restaurant and also if you don’t kick someone out of your […]
Fire Bogus Idiots
Fomenting Blatant, Irredeemable,
Flagrant Betrayals–Immediately!
by Smitty Have we had enough rectal sunsine yet? Mollie Hemingway offers a relatively calm depiction of the kidney-load down the back that the Deep State would have us believe is merely a summer drizzle. Oh, did I say “Deep State”? We’ve still got those who are incapable of seeing the forest for the trees: […]
Tyler O’Neil Strives To Paint Corey Stewart As A White *YAWN* Supremacist
by Smitty Another primary, another strident nominee, another round of Seals & Crofts fans rushing to denounce the Terrifying Specter of a Republican Candidate with a Backbone. Crimes: 1. “The candidate took an uncompromisingly positive position about symbols of the Confederacy during last year’s campaign.” The statues had been there for generations. While communities should […]
“I Said: ‘Cut Back On The Tariffs. Your Economies May Do Better Than Keith Richards Trying To Sell Face Cream.'”
by Smitty "…and then she gave me the Full Jessup." pic.twitter.com/1bEDzCZbrN — I Came; I Saw; I Got Over Macho Grande [K?] (@smitty_one_each) June 10, 2018 Who's gonna do it? You? You, Donald Trump? We have a greater responsibility to the Elite than you could possibly fathom. — I Came; I Saw; I Got Over […]
Clapper & the Invisible Spies of Happiness
by Smitty The embed below is due to fronpagemag.com: If the #FBI had a basis for what it was about, then, in much the same manner that campaigns receive intel briefings and Secret Service protection, wouldn't a little courtesy nudge have been in order? pic.twitter.com/TUbLjIupFA — I Came; I Saw; I Got Over Macho Grande […]
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