The Other McCain

"One should either write ruthlessly what one believes to be the truth, or else shut up." — Arthur Koestler

‘The Lizard People Are Real!’

He was high on morphine and methamphetamine, and he had a .357 pistol and an AK-47 with four extra magazines, with a total of 172 rounds of ammunition. When police showed up, he told them: “The meth doesn’t make me crazy, man . . . The lizard people are real!” He said his family was […]

The Wages of #FakeNews?

by Smitty I find it difficult to believe that respectable news publications would buy stories. WaPo paid the women to smear Moore. pic.twitter.com/4Xy2RPT22X — L Butler (@LauraButler6) November 11, 2017 No, wait: I don’t find it difficult at all.

A Little Due Process For Roy Moore

by Smitty The allegations of impropriety alleged in the WaPo against Roy Moore are a big deal. We can rehearse the power arrangements, the difficulties that victims face in pursuing justice against people in positions of power. But let’s throw in a word for due process. Twice in my life I’ve had allegations levelled at […]

#NeverTrump: Double-Secret Head Fake?

by Smitty Taking in the NRO’s latest ritual Trump denunciation: Trump’s substitution of sneering for analysis, his shallow anti-“elitism,” his attacks on free trade and on freedom of the press, his adolescent social-media habit: Republicans have not rallied behind him in spite of these things, but because of them. . . .one is inclined to […]

Ode to Harvey

by Smitty Harvey “Albert” Weinstein A “Moral Relativity” Theory held: Our universe could stay so fine, As long as he rosy smelled. Yet gravity his hubris sucked. Cash could no longer “unsee” it. From his lofty height it plucked. To Europe he was forced to flee it. He’s a Unified Frackhead Theory Of hypocrisy, power, […]

The Wisdom of the Crapper
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by Smitty 2D Toilet says: "I am a metaphor for Socialism; theoretically easy cleaning, until, inevitably, people do their business." pic.twitter.com/rRmQGDEkfh — IGotOverMachoGrande (@smitty_one_each) September 16, 2017 Because you didn’t ask for it: now you can follow 2D_ToiletSays on Twitter. Actually, I just got miffed at some Lefty who was trying to hijack the gag.

This Tweet Wasn’t Intended To Insult Zep

by Smitty Is there anybody under the sun who isn’t responsible for The Royal Drubbing? I voted against Her Majesty, so it’s my fault, too. Even though the Royal Personage took the Commonwealth on the strength of Her lackey, Governor Spittoon. BREAKING: Led Zeppelin reforming to do "Everybody's Fault But Mine" for Hillary Clinton #ThrowbackThursday […]

Thoughts For Accusers On Twitter

by Smitty On twitter tonight, I replied to Rick Wilson’s quotation of Robert E. Lee’s descendants, and opened the floodgates: One figures that the Occupy/BLM/Antifa twits can be included in the historical dustbin. — IGotOverMachoGrande (@smitty_one_each) August 17, 2017 I simply muted those calling me a Nazi almost immediately. Then there were those who attempted […]

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