Rule 5 Sunday: Roll Tide!

— compiled by Wombat-socho

I admit to not following college football all that much, which is why this introduction didn’t appear three weeks ago when the NCAA season started. Nonetheless, it is time to make the annual obeisance to the altar of the Crimson Tide, and so the appetizer this week is the University of Alabama cheerleaders.

Roll Tide!

Goodstuff leads off this week with the sage observation that red hair and cosplay go together like science and science fiction, followed by Ninety Miles from Tyranny with Morning Mistress, Hot Pick of the Late Night, and Girls with Guns. Speaking of which, First Street Journal looks at the women of the Ukrainian Army and asks Will They Be Fighting The Russians? We also heard from Animal Magnetism with Rule 5 Friday and the Saturday Gingermageddon.

EBL’s herd this week includes the Kessler Twins, Laila Mourad, Summer Lovin’, Syrian & German Crises, Michele Carey, and Juliet Prowse.

American Power returns with Slow Motion Sexy Sports Time, Trying On Bras With Helen Flanagan, Kayla Collins, Lily Aldridge, Waking Up With Abigail Ratchford, The Kate Upton File, and  Good Girl Gone Bad Carrie Underwood.

A View from the Beach checks in with Cindy Crawford Prepares for the Big 5 Oh, Hayek Takes on Toilets, Selfie Deaths Outnumber Shark Deaths, Why Women are Frigid, The Boobies of Baltimore, Autumn Underwear Ad, More Cat Woman Blogging, Just No; Hell No!, Katy Perry Bends Over to Take . . ., Can the Redskins Skin the Lambs?, A Morning at the Beach with Crocodile Dundee; Blackbeard’s Ship Confirmed Found, and Clinton.com Lawyer Resisted Deleting Hillary Emails

At Soylent Siberia, your Sunday Coffee Creamer is an A cup holding a D cup. The Monday Motivationer has carpeted stairs, there’s Tuesday Titillation, the Humpday Hawtness Garden Party, Have An Awesome Equinox!, Fursday in the Forest, Latent Lingerie with Lesbians, T-GIF Friday, and Weekender Cocktail Shaker.

Proof Positive’s Friday Night Babe is Vica Kerekes, his Vintage Babe is Marion Davies, Sex in Advertising is covered by Goldie, and of course there’s the obligatory 49ers cheerleader. At Dustbury, it’s Bellamy Young and Carly Rae Jepsen.

Thanks to everyone for their linkagery! Deadline to submit links to the Rule 5 Wombat mailbox for next Sunday’s Rule 5 roundup is midnight on Saturday, October 3.

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Some Stereotypes Are True

Somebody on Twitter started the hashtag #NoHymenNoDiamond which was either (a) an extreme argument for premarital abstinence, or (b) another brilliant 4chan satire to troll feminists. It doesn’t matter which it was, because it brought out the feminist crazies, including one who wanted to lecture the world about misogyny and heteronormativity, and another who declared, “Men have no idea how women’s bodies work.”

When I started snarking about this, it attracted the attention of a feminist who accused me of “bullying.” When I get that kind of reaction, it makes me wonder, who is saying these things? So I checked her Twitter profile and saw a link to — what else? — a Tumblr blog where she describes herself as a 19-year-old “aggressive lesbian communist & feminist” who likes “harry potter and astrology.” (She’s “pisces sun / taurus moon / leo rising.”) A quick survey of the content at her blog proved her to be a perfect example of the angry man-hating lunatic stereotype that feminists claim doesn’t represent their movement.

Feminism is about empowering mentally ill teenage Marxist lesbians with facial piercings, who feel an urge to tell sane, normal adults that we are the problem, and that they are the solution.





 

FMJRA 2.0: Face Down In The Biltong

— compiled by Wombat-socho

Obama Policy Defends ‘Boy Play’ in Afghanistan; U.S. Troops Punished
Constantinople Not Istanbul
Dark Brightness
The Camp of the Saints
Regular Right Guy
A View from the Beach
Batshit Crazy News

Rule 5 Sunday: Monkey Boy Don’t Care
Animal Magnetism
Proof Positive
A View from the Beach
Batshit Crazy News
Ninety Miles from Tyranny

Democrats and George Stephanopoulos (But I Repeat Myself)
Political Hat

Nugent Rocks Talk Like A Pirate Day
Political Hat

FMJRA 2.0: Round and Round
The Pirate’s Cove
BlurBrain
A View from the Beach
Batshit Crazy News

A Transformative Figure Could Offer New Hope. Such A Figure, If Found, Would Require The Power Of Jesus, Though.
Batshit Crazy News

Jake Brewer, R.I.P.
Batshit Crazy News

Chuck Todd Creates Controversy by Playing ‘Gotcha’ With Ben Carson
Regular Right Guy
Batshit Crazy News

Alabama Man Indicted for Murder, Sodomy of His Daughter, 8
Dustbury
Batshit Crazy News

Europe Imports a ‘Rape Culture’ Feminists Want to Ignore
Batshit Crazy News

Florida Woman Disemboweled During Tequila-Fueled ‘Rough Sex’ Rage
A View from the Beach
Batshit Crazy News

In The Mailbox: 09.23.15
Proof Positive
A View from the Beach
Batshit Crazy News

INVASION: European Union Faces ‘Millions of Potential Refugees’
Regular Right Guy
First Street Journal
Batshit Crazy News

‘Carly Cut His Balls Off’?
Regular Right Guy
Batshit Crazy News

In The Mailbox: 09.24.15
A View from the Beach
Batshit Crazy News

Unpacking The Library
Regular Right Guy
Batshit Crazy News

Friday Fiction: 100 Word Challenge
Regular Right Guy
Batshit Crazy News

In The Mailbox: 09.25.15
Proof Positive

Top linkers this week:

  1.  Batshit Crazy News (17)
  2.  (tied) A View from the Beach and Regular Right Guy (6)

Thanks to everyone for their linkagery!


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Saluting Brandon Morse’s Valiant Struggle With Testosterone-Driven Guilt

by Smitty

An excellent piece sending up the abject, slack-jawed idiocy of our morally degenerate Left:

It started innocently enough. The local university was holding seminars about the gender wage gap, and Gwendalin was a guest speaker. Her feminine wisdom is beyond my comprehension. Naturally, I attended, not only to support my partner, but to learn. As the beneficiary of a system that has institutionalized sexism and racism, it is important that the males take every opportunity to educate themselves on the privileges they enjoy at the expense of others. What better way to check that privilege than by sitting down, shutting up, and submitting yourself to the knowledge of the women closest to you?
Watching this raw display of feminine personhood on that stage, however, began to awaken dangerous desires within me. I began to have the problematic feeling of ownership one has in sexually active relationships. I felt ashamed. Here Gwen was, educating future world citizens about a very prominent and real example of a systematic oppression of women, and here I was perpetuating rape culture by being sexually turned on by my partner.
It didn’t subside, either. Once we got home that night, I couldn’t help myself, and I approached her as respectfully as I was able in my weakened state. “May I kiss you?” I asked her. She looked at me in silence for moment, considering whether to give me permission. “Yes,” she finally said, and awaited me to approach her. Our lips met, and I could tell the night was going to be one to remember.
I’ll spare you the details, but that night there seemed to be no limits. I was overcome with a tidal wave of uninfluenced consent that celebrated and revered Gwen’s independent sexuality.
It wasn’t until some time later that we found out our consensual trist had gotten Gwen pregnant. I felt guilty. She had allowed me to participate in one of the most private and powerful aspects of her womanhood, and I had punished her for it with a child.

Brandon neglected a couple of things, though: his basic sanity seems to have precluded the idea of offering the male child to Moloch in an abortion. Also, he could have ended the piece on a Caitlyn Jenner crescendo.
But hey: it’s not my essay. Go enjoy it.

In The Mailbox: 09.25.15

— compiled by Wombat-socho


OVER THE TRANSOM
EBL: John Boehner To Resign
Da Tech Guy: Unexpectedly! MSM Finds Pope’s Visit To Little Sisters Of The Poor Not Newsworthy
Michelle Malkin: “Bacha Bazi” – Obama’s Silence On Afghan Military Child Rape
Twitchy: “Are You Serious?” Harry Reid Comments On Boehner’s Resignation


RIPPED FROM THE HEADLINES
American Power: Anchor Baby Sophie Cruz’ Plea To Pope Wasn’t Spontaneous
American Thinker: A Nation’s Decline By Its Own Design
BLACKFIVE: Willfully Aiding And Abetting Child Rape
Conservatives4Palin: Obama’s FCC Wants To Stop Businesses From Providing Free Internet Content
Don Surber: Even The Muppets Cannot Survive Today’s Crappy World
Jammie Wearing Fools: Hapless Granny Clinton Sits Down For Interview With Notorious Child Molester
Joe For America: Mark Levin Asks Pope “Why Are You Talking About Climate Change And Not The Slaughter Of Christians By ISIS?”
JustOneMinute: There Must Be Something Obama Can Give Putin
Pamela Geller: Obama Frees 9/11 “20th Attacker”
Protein Wisdom: “Transmisogynist” – Yes, Dears, Some People Believe This Is A Thing
Shot In The Dark: Kimperious
The Gateway Pundit: State Department Finds Discarded Benghazi Emails On Hillary’s Home Server
The Jawa Report: A Muslima With Class And Her Papa
The Lonely Conservative: Obama Wants $4.5 Billion For Syrian “Refugees” While Shorting VA $2.6 Billion
This Ain’t Hell: Why “Clock Boy”‘s Project Should Have Raised Eyebrows – And Alarms
Weasel Zippers: Video – U.S. Muslims Say Sharia Law Should Supersede The Constitution
Megan McArdle: Let’s See What Republicans Learn From Losing Boehner
Mark Steyn: After The Balls


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Friday Fiction: 100 Word Challenge

by Smitty

Cord. Dirty, slack. Perfectly strong-looking as it went from the small wall cleat, through the floor debris, under the locked door.
That rusty door was going to drink all the convenient oil before the key would be useful.
“Treasure,” said Thorgun, hefting his axe.
“Trap,” countered Greybane, adjusting a ring.
“Tempted!” admitted Rhialto, applying oil and key to the door’s works.
The door popped open with a token creak, offering a view a large room, where a figure in white spoke gibberish to at least 500 nicely dressed people.
A couple of minutes on, Greybane inquired “What fresh hell is this?”

via Darleen

Unpacking The Library

— compiled by Wombat-socho


The great work of constructing shelves and unpacking boxes full of books continues, and as it does, I keep finding books I haven’t seen in years – and, unfortunately, quite a few books that I’d forgotten I already had, which in the meantime I’d bought additional copies of. Some of them I’m going to keep -for example, the original DAW edition of Jerry Pournelle’s A Spaceship For The King with the Kelly Freas cover, even though it’s since been expanded into King David’s Spaceship. That’s the exception rather than the rule, though, and I may well wind up having a garage sale of the surplus volumes by the time I’m done sorting everything out.

Among the recently unearthed long-lost literary (sic) treasures is Robert Frezza’s McLendon’s Syndrome. Not everyone does humor in SF well, but Frezza carries it off in this amusing tale of Ensign Ken McKay, the tramp freighter Rustam’s Slipper (more commonly called the “Rusty Scupper”), interstellar drug smuggling, vampires, and the backwater colony of Schuyler’s Planet, where all the children are below average and their parents aren’t so hot either. Also, there’s His Rotundity Bucky Beaver, heir to the Rodent throne, his indispensable sidekick Cheeves, and the unfortunate matter of the Rodent-Human war that Ken accidentally sets off. Hilarity, deranged nurses, and occasional romance ensue. Another case where you can’t believe it’s not available on Kindle.

Speaking of Kindle, Vox Day’s Castalia House is in the process of reissuing the series of There Will Be War anthologies edited by Jerry Pournelle and John F. Carr back during the Reagan Administration, starting with There Will Be War Volume I. The cover art is a little different, but the stories and non-fiction are the same, and there are some damn good stories in these collections, including Pournelle & Niven’s “Reflex”, which was cut from The Mote in God’s Eye; the original version of “Ender’s Game” by Orson Scott Card; “Cincinnatus” by the late Joel Rosenberg, and many, many others. Some reviewers have complained that the fiction and non-fiction alike are a bit dated, but personally I think of the whole series as a nice collection of period pieces which reflect the times in which they were written.

And speaking of period pieces, there’s Robert Moss’ fine political and military thriller Moscow Rules, which tells the tale of a young GRU officer who resolves early in life to destroy the Soviet system in the only way possible – with a pitiless coup by the Soviet Union’s own deadliest soldiers, the spetsnaz. I think Moss does as good a job as any Westerner of depicting the gray, depressing life of the average Soviet citizen and how corrupt the system was – and how tempting it could be to defect. Young lieutenant Preobrazhensky remains true to his purpose, though, accumulating allies in the strangest places before finally dropping the axe. Alternate history now, of course, but still a fascinating tale. Was available on Kindle for a while, but not at the moment.