The Other McCain

"One should either write ruthlessly what one believes to be the truth, or else shut up." — Arthur Koestler

‘It was certainly the Superbowl equivalent of a Cheap Trick.’

Posted on | February 9, 2010 | 9 Comments

by Smitty (gracious hat tip to No Sheeples Here)

So said American Glob of the famous-going-to-infamous Audi advertisement during the Superbowl.

Not so fast, says this blog: there be some economic stimulus afoot. We are now ready (eat your heart out, Dustbury) to unveil a new line of Green Police Stilettos of Peace:
Your government will now be able to contain your interest in the exercise of Constitutional rights with the most positive, environmentally friendly restraint imaginable.

We also plan green cuffs and nightsticks, just as soon as Ming Tzu gets our sweat shopfair trade factory online in ____.

So be sure to buy goodies for the whole family. You sort of already are anyway, as a glance at page x,xxx of a certain piece of recent legislation will reveal.

“The American people are not ungovernable, just F*****G UNDISCIPLINED,” a senior administration official in the White House was heard to yell from within the Treasury Building.  We feel that this new product line will help the country make great strides in this area.

Enjoy!

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