The Other McCain

"One should either write ruthlessly what one believes to be the truth, or else shut up." — Arthur Koestler

Sarah Palin, Newt Gingrich, Sean Hannity and . . .

Posted on | April 7, 2010 | 29 Comments

. . . me! Yes, folks, I’m about to hit the road to New Orleans to cover the four-day Southern Republican Leadership Conference, which will feature not only the above-named superstars, but also RNC Chairman Michael Steele, Mississippi Gov. Haley Barbour, Herman Cain, Ron Paul, Rick Santorum, Rep. Mike Pence and many, many more.

No word yet on whether Louisiana Republican Stormy Daniels will attend the conference, but Dave “Not a Total Douchebag” Weigel has the lowdown on the SRLC 2012 presidential straw-poll. So if there’s a write-in vote for Stormy . . .

Well, business before pleasure, eh? And that means it’s time to rattle the tip-jar for the Shoe Leather Fund. Just picked up a rental car ($364.09) and it’s 1,075 miles to New Orleans. That’s 18 hours one-way, so if I sleep four hours in the car on the side of the road along the way, I might have an hour or two to get a quick shower before the Blogger Bash starts at 5 p.m. Thursday. Gonna need a lot of coffee ($2 a cup) and cigarettes ($5 a pack) to do this kind of driving, to say nothing of the gas money (2,150 miles at 20 miles per gallon at $3 per gallon = $322.50).

Mrs. Other McCain thinks I’m crazy, and she’s probably right, but I think y’all are good for $700 or so between now and Monday, and you haven’t let me down so far.

UPDATE 12:15 p.m. CDT: I’m in Meridian, Miss., poaching the lobby computer at a Hampton Inn. Slept three hours in the car this morning at the Alabama welcome center on I-59 just south of the Tennessee border.

Now about 200 miles from New Orleans. I could drive that in less than two hours, if the Mississippi State Police would stay out of my way, but . . . . Well, that could be a hassle. So I’m figuring I’ll be in the Quarter by 3 p.m.

Thanks to Michael, Sharon, Jeff, Barry, Carlos, Gregory and Jennifer for hitting the tip jar already. Excuse me if this update is kind of brief. The desk clerk is giving me the evil eye, like maybe I’m not a registered guest or something. Gotta run.

UPDATE 3:45 p.m.: LIVE FROM ORLEANS PARISH!

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Comments

  • http://effingconservatives.blogspot.com MrMaryk

    Don’t forget to be back before Smittypalooza!

  • http://effingconservatives.blogspot.com MrMaryk

    Don’t forget to be back before Smittypalooza!

  • TR Sterling
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  • Grimcargo

    Good going Robert.I hear heads exploding.

  • Grimcargo

    Good going Robert.I hear heads exploding.

  • Miss Sharon

    I hit the tip jar. Have a safe and informative trip.Hope you have a battery charger for the car now?

  • Miss Sharon

    I hit the tip jar. Have a safe and informative trip.Hope you have a battery charger for the car now?

  • http://www.politicalbyline.com Patrick

    If the “better half” of the McCain clan does not march his “Happy Go lucky” hiney to divorce court, I’ll be shocked.

  • http://www.politicalbyline.com Patrick

    If the “better half” of the McCain clan does not march his “Happy Go lucky” hiney to divorce court, I’ll be shocked.

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  • wombat-socho

    Hitting the tip jar on payday (Friday). While you’re down there, can you find out why the hell there’s a rainbow coming out of the elephant’s a$$ on the SRLC’s website? I have a bad feeling about this…

  • wombat-socho

    Hitting the tip jar on payday (Friday). While you’re down there, can you find out why the hell there’s a rainbow coming out of the elephant’s a$$ on the SRLC’s website? I have a bad feeling about this…

  • BA

    This SRLC sounds grim. New Orleans? Leadership? Wow.

  • BA

    This SRLC sounds grim. New Orleans? Leadership? Wow.

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  • Guest

    I would love to help however I have disgustingly vile 2010 IRS Estimated Tax payments (city, state and federal) to pay so for the next couple of months I am poorer than you.

    Personally, I think every American must be required to write a check each and every quarter so they can SEE with their own eyes while physically experiencing just how much their neighbors are looting, pillaging and plundering.

  • Guest

    I would love to help however I have disgustingly vile 2010 IRS Estimated Tax payments (city, state and federal) to pay so for the next couple of months I am poorer than you.

    Personally, I think every American must be required to write a check each and every quarter so they can SEE with their own eyes while physically experiencing just how much their neighbors are looting, pillaging and plundering.

  • Joe

    David Boaz has this piece. Should he be a speaker at this conference? Discuss!

  • Joe

    David Boaz has this piece. Should he be a speaker at this conference? Discuss!

  • Rich Fader

    Predictions: Stacy hits the Quarter; hilarity ensues.

  • Rich Fader

    Predictions: Stacy hits the Quarter; hilarity ensues.

  • http://thecampofthesaints.wordpress.com Bob Belvedere

    Things To Come?: HIT THE DAMN BAIL JAR!

  • http://thecampofthesaints.wordpress.com Bob Belvedere

    Things To Come?: HIT THE DAMN BAIL JAR!

  • donna redecker

    Will these three be coming to Denver in May?

  • donna redecker

    Will they be coming to Denver in May?

  • donna redecker

    Will these three be coming to Denver in May?

  • donna redecker

    Will they be coming to Denver in May?

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