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Stormy Daniels, GOP Porn Star

Posted on | April 6, 2010 | 33 Comments

OK, I’m on deadline on another project tonight and trying hard to resist the temptation to blog about several things, but this was simply irresistible:

Former adult entertainment star Stormy Daniels released the following statement Tuesday, declaring her affiliation with the Republican Party. This statement is believed to be setting up Daniels’ bid for U.S. Senate, running against Senator David Vitter.
“After months of careful deliberation and consult as to the true nature of my political affiliation I am ready today to declare that should I seek the office of US Senator from the great state of Louisiana that I will do so as a Republican.
“While this decision has not been an easy one, recent events regarding Republican National Committee fundraising at Voyeur, an LA based lesbian bondage themed nightclub finally tipped the scales.
“As I have said for well over a year, it is time that our government and our tax policy begin rewarding entrepreneurship and creativity again. It is time again to inspire positive risks and out-of-the-box thinking in the interest of growing a strong economy and a strong America.
“For me, this spirit can be summed up in the RNC’s investment of donor funds at Voyeur.
“As someone who has worked extensively in both the club and film side of the Adult Entertainment Industry, I know from experience that a mere $1900 outlay at a club with the reputation of Voyeur is a clear indication of a frugal investment with a keen eye toward maximum return. . . .”

“Frugal investment.” Heh. You might get the RNC to buy that excuse, guys, but don’t try it with your wife.

And speaking of “Heh” and wives . . .

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  • http://www.viewedfromtheright.blogspot.com Lipton T. Bagg

    Wow! Current events and Rule 5 in one deft stroke! Good job RSM!

  • http://www.viewedfromtheright.blogspot.com Lipton T. Bagg

    Wow! Current events and Rule 5 in one deft stroke! Good job RSM!

  • http://theothermccain.com Robert Stacy McCain

    Good job RSM!

    Customer satisfaction is Job One.

  • http://theothermccain.com Robert Stacy McCain

    Good job RSM!

    Customer satisfaction is Job One.

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  • Jack

    clear indication of a frugal investment with a keen eye toward maximum return. . . .”

    That was supposed to sound erotic, right?

  • Jack

    clear indication of a frugal investment with a keen eye toward maximum return. . . .”

    That was supposed to sound erotic, right?

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  • http://pointofagun.blogspot.com/ Dave C

    At last, a candidate from the GOP I can get behind.

  • http://pointofagun.blogspot.com/ Dave C

    At last, a candidate from the GOP I can get behind.

  • http://americanpowerblog.blogspot.com Americaneocon
  • http://americanpowerblog.blogspot.com Americaneocon
  • http://proof-proofpositive.blogspot.com/ proof

    I could support her…candidacy!

  • http://proof-proofpositive.blogspot.com/ proof

    I could support her…candidacy!

  • http://www.pacoenterprises.blogspot.com/ Paco

    The lap dance wing of the Republican Party! Say, this “big tent” idea is not bad.

  • http://www.pacoenterprises.blogspot.com/ Paco

    The lap dance wing of the Republican Party! Say, this “big tent” idea is not bad.

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  • http://robisaverb.com Robert Birch

    I’ll be AMAZED if she somehow wins or is even competitive. Being a pornstar is such a scarlet letter in politics.

  • http://robisaverb.com Robert Birch

    I’ll be AMAZED if she somehow wins or is even competitive. Being a pornstar is such a scarlet letter in politics.

  • http://www.haemet.blogivists.com Roxeanne de Luca

    I want the real news: will she pose nude with Scott Brown?

  • http://www.haemet.blogivists.com Roxeanne de Luca

    I want the real news: will she pose nude with Scott Brown?

  • Estragon

    What’s the difference between a hooker and a politician?

    With both you’re paying to get screwed, but only offers a happy ending.

    Don’t tell that one to your wives, either!

  • Estragon

    What’s the difference between a hooker and a politician?

    With both you’re paying to get screwed, but only offers a happy ending.

    Don’t tell that one to your wives, either!

  • Lich

    Satisfaction guaranteed :D

  • Lich

    Satisfaction guaranteed :D

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  • http://thecampofthesaints.wordpress.com Bob Belvedere

    Roxe!

  • http://thecampofthesaints.wordpress.com Bob Belvedere

    Roxe!

  • McGehee

    I can see the campaign going off on a tangent.

    Male Voter #1: “There’s no point choosing between the two parties. They’ll both screw you every chance they get.”

    Male Voter #2: “Stormy Daniels is a Republican.”

    Male Voter #1: “Then so am I.”

  • McGehee

    I can see the campaign going off on a tangent.

    Male Voter #1: “There’s no point choosing between the two parties. They’ll both screw you every chance they get.”

    Male Voter #2: “Stormy Daniels is a Republican.”

    Male Voter #1: “Then so am I.”

  • Rich Fader

    Stormy Daniels…because God knows, Louisiana could use a happy ending.

  • Rich Fader

    Stormy Daniels…because God knows, Louisiana could use a happy ending.

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