Stormy Daniels, GOP Porn Star

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OK, I’m on deadline on another project tonight and trying hard to resist the temptation to blog about several things, but this was simply irresistible:

Former adult entertainment star Stormy Daniels released the following statement Tuesday, declaring her affiliation with the Republican Party. This statement is believed to be setting up Daniels’ bid for U.S. Senate, running against Senator David Vitter.
“After months of careful deliberation and consult as to the true nature of my political affiliation I am ready today to declare that should I seek the office of US Senator from the great state of Louisiana that I will do so as a Republican.
“While this decision has not been an easy one, recent events regarding Republican National Committee fundraising at Voyeur, an LA based lesbian bondage themed nightclub finally tipped the scales.
“As I have said for well over a year, it is time that our government and our tax policy begin rewarding entrepreneurship and creativity again. It is time again to inspire positive risks and out-of-the-box thinking in the interest of growing a strong economy and a strong America.
“For me, this spirit can be summed up in the RNC’s investment of donor funds at Voyeur.
“As someone who has worked extensively in both the club and film side of the Adult Entertainment Industry, I know from experience that a mere $1900 outlay at a club with the reputation of Voyeur is a clear indication of a frugal investment with a keen eye toward maximum return. . . .”

“Frugal investment.” Heh. You might get the RNC to buy that excuse, guys, but don’t try it with your wife.

And speaking of “Heh” and wives . . .

33 comments

  6. clear indication of a frugal investment with a keen eye toward maximum return. . . .”

    That was supposed to sound erotic, right?

  7. clear indication of a frugal investment with a keen eye toward maximum return. . . .”

    That was supposed to sound erotic, right?

  22. What’s the difference between a hooker and a politician?

    With both you’re paying to get screwed, but only offers a happy ending.

    Don’t tell that one to your wives, either!

  23. What’s the difference between a hooker and a politician?

    With both you’re paying to get screwed, but only offers a happy ending.

    Don’t tell that one to your wives, either!

  29. I can see the campaign going off on a tangent.

    Male Voter #1: “There’s no point choosing between the two parties. They’ll both screw you every chance they get.”

    Male Voter #2: “Stormy Daniels is a Republican.”

    Male Voter #1: “Then so am I.”

  30. I can see the campaign going off on a tangent.

    Male Voter #1: “There’s no point choosing between the two parties. They’ll both screw you every chance they get.”

    Male Voter #2: “Stormy Daniels is a Republican.”

    Male Voter #1: “Then so am I.”

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