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Tweet From Nikki’s Husband; UPDATE: Video of Larry ‘Magic’ Marchant

Posted on | June 3, 2010 | 35 Comments

Pretty simple, really:

UPDATE: And here is Larry Marchant’s interview with WCBD-TV:

“I spent the night with Ms. Haley, and we had sexual relations. We had sex . . . We had several drinks, we went to dinner, we went to a couple bars, we were with a lot of people — you know, it just happened.”

Classic: “It just happened.” Because, after all, what woman can resist a perma-tanned guy with a pink tie?

When Larry Marchant walks into any cocktail lounge in America, you can bet your bottom dollar he’s going to be spending the night in the hotel room of a Republican politician.

He’s magic. It just happens.

UPDATE II: David Kurtz at TPM is compelled to ask, “What is wrong with these people?”

Comments

35 Responses to “Tweet From Nikki’s Husband; UPDATE: Video of Larry ‘Magic’ Marchant

  1. Dandapani
    June 3rd, 2010 @ 3:29 pm

    Mike Haley should punch the bum in the mouth.

  2. Dandapani
    June 3rd, 2010 @ 10:29 am

    Mike Haley should punch the bum in the mouth.

  3. Joe
    June 3rd, 2010 @ 4:13 pm

    Dueling should be legal again.

  4. Joe
    June 3rd, 2010 @ 11:13 am

    Dueling should be legal again.

  5. yarrrrr
    June 3rd, 2010 @ 4:30 pm
  6. yarrrrr
    June 3rd, 2010 @ 11:30 am
  7. Adrienne
    June 3rd, 2010 @ 4:46 pm

    Because, after all, what woman can resist a perma-tanned guy with a pink tie?

    …and fake hair.

    That guy makes my gaydar go off big time.

  8. Adrienne
    June 3rd, 2010 @ 11:46 am

    Because, after all, what woman can resist a perma-tanned guy with a pink tie?

    …and fake hair.

    That guy makes my gaydar go off big time.

  9. ConantheCimmerian
    June 3rd, 2010 @ 4:48 pm

    “When Larry Marchant walks into any cocktail lounge in America, you can bet your bottom dollar he’s going to be spending the night in the hotel room of a male Republican politician.”

    Corrected that for you.

  10. ConantheCimmerian
    June 3rd, 2010 @ 11:48 am

    “When Larry Marchant walks into any cocktail lounge in America, you can bet your bottom dollar he’s going to be spending the night in the hotel room of a male Republican politician.”

    Corrected that for you.

  11. ConantheCimmerian
    June 3rd, 2010 @ 4:49 pm

    And bottom dollar is exactly right

  12. ConantheCimmerian
    June 3rd, 2010 @ 11:49 am

    And bottom dollar is exactly right

  13. jim
    June 3rd, 2010 @ 5:37 pm

    Adrienne–
    On the mark–
    Bad rug—
    Fruity demeanor!
    Not too credible.

  14. jim
    June 3rd, 2010 @ 12:37 pm

    Adrienne–
    On the mark–
    Bad rug—
    Fruity demeanor!
    Not too credible.

  15. Syd
    June 3rd, 2010 @ 6:13 pm

    New to the story, I honestly assumed he was confessing to sex with a man. Gay, Gay Gay.

  16. Syd
    June 3rd, 2010 @ 1:13 pm

    New to the story, I honestly assumed he was confessing to sex with a man. Gay, Gay Gay.

  17. yarrrrr
    June 3rd, 2010 @ 6:20 pm

    That twitter account is fake…

  18. yarrrrr
    June 3rd, 2010 @ 1:20 pm

    That twitter account is fake…

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  20. Norman Rogers
    June 3rd, 2010 @ 7:31 pm

    I would think that it is high time that the national Republican Party step in and make South Carolina a late primary, and not an early one. Were it not for Michael Steele (who couldn’t find his ass with both hands and a map), we would have seen someone step in and guide these small-time clowns back to some sort of reasonable decorum.

    You can lay this at the feet of the people who didn’t have the courage to force Mark Sanford to step down; everything since then has been amateur hour.

  21. Norman Rogers
    June 3rd, 2010 @ 2:31 pm

    I would think that it is high time that the national Republican Party step in and make South Carolina a late primary, and not an early one. Were it not for Michael Steele (who couldn’t find his ass with both hands and a map), we would have seen someone step in and guide these small-time clowns back to some sort of reasonable decorum.

    You can lay this at the feet of the people who didn’t have the courage to force Mark Sanford to step down; everything since then has been amateur hour.

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  23. Larry Merchant
    June 3rd, 2010 @ 8:30 pm

    There’s some mistake, I was talking about a guy named Nick Haley.

  24. Larry Merchant
    June 3rd, 2010 @ 3:30 pm

    There’s some mistake, I was talking about a guy named Nick Haley.

  25. Estragon
    June 3rd, 2010 @ 8:56 pm

    Like I said, anyone who finds Folks and Marchant believable . . . well, it’s just not possible to conceive. With any luck, this whole charade will end Andre Bauer’s political career.

    ~~~~~~~~~~

    Norman Rogers ~ If Sanford had been forced out of office, Andre Bauer, the little twerp behind all this crap, would have been elevated to the Governorship and probably could not have been beaten in the primary.

    The National GOP doesn’t set South Carolina’s primary date for statewide offices, our state law does that.

    If you have any more brilliant ideas, keep them for yourself.

  26. Estragon
    June 3rd, 2010 @ 3:56 pm

    Like I said, anyone who finds Folks and Marchant believable . . . well, it’s just not possible to conceive. With any luck, this whole charade will end Andre Bauer’s political career.

    ~~~~~~~~~~

    Norman Rogers ~ If Sanford had been forced out of office, Andre Bauer, the little twerp behind all this crap, would have been elevated to the Governorship and probably could not have been beaten in the primary.

    The National GOP doesn’t set South Carolina’s primary date for statewide offices, our state law does that.

    If you have any more brilliant ideas, keep them for yourself.

  27. Bob Belvedere
    June 3rd, 2010 @ 9:10 pm

    You know…I was actively in the music business for fifteen years. I was involved in the punk/new wave end of it. In other words, I worked with a lot of homosexuals. Over the years, I developed a pretty damn good gaydar. Watching the video above, the alarms on it went off like crazy.

  28. Bob Belvedere
    June 3rd, 2010 @ 4:10 pm

    You know…I was actively in the music business for fifteen years. I was involved in the punk/new wave end of it. In other words, I worked with a lot of homosexuals. Over the years, I developed a pretty damn good gaydar. Watching the video above, the alarms on it went off like crazy.

  29. Miss Sharon
    June 3rd, 2010 @ 9:23 pm

    Gaydar alert! Greasy blinking pig alert! That video should come with a gross out warning.

    I know I am lazy, but wouldn’t it be nice if screencapped tweets would be easier to retweet?

    Kinda like the tip jar…Nice work, Stacey.

  30. Miss Sharon
    June 3rd, 2010 @ 4:23 pm

    Gaydar alert! Greasy blinking pig alert! That video should come with a gross out warning.

    I know I am lazy, but wouldn’t it be nice if screencapped tweets would be easier to retweet?

    Kinda like the tip jar…Nice work, Stacey.

  31. ak4mc
    June 4th, 2010 @ 2:05 pm

    Well, what was he supposed to do? Debbie Lorenzana turned him down!

  32. ak4mc
    June 4th, 2010 @ 9:05 am

    Well, what was he supposed to do? Debbie Lorenzana turned him down!

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  34. Florida Watching
    June 19th, 2010 @ 4:56 pm

    Being Gay is no big deal for Larry. He could always opt for the back door. Nikki doesn’t care.

  35. Florida Watching
    June 19th, 2010 @ 12:56 pm

    Being Gay is no big deal for Larry. He could always opt for the back door. Nikki doesn’t care.