Tweet From Nikki’s Husband; UPDATE: Video of Larry ‘Magic’ Marchant

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Pretty simple, really:

UPDATE: And here is Larry Marchant’s interview with WCBD-TV:

“I spent the night with Ms. Haley, and we had sexual relations. We had sex . . . We had several drinks, we went to dinner, we went to a couple bars, we were with a lot of people — you know, it just happened.”

Classic: “It just happened.” Because, after all, what woman can resist a perma-tanned guy with a pink tie?

When Larry Marchant walks into any cocktail lounge in America, you can bet your bottom dollar he’s going to be spending the night in the hotel room of a Republican politician.

He’s magic. It just happens.

UPDATE II: David Kurtz at TPM is compelled to ask, “What is wrong with these people?”

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  7. Because, after all, what woman can resist a perma-tanned guy with a pink tie?

    …and fake hair.

    That guy makes my gaydar go off big time.

  8. Because, after all, what woman can resist a perma-tanned guy with a pink tie?

    …and fake hair.

    That guy makes my gaydar go off big time.

  9. “When Larry Marchant walks into any cocktail lounge in America, you can bet your bottom dollar he’s going to be spending the night in the hotel room of a male Republican politician.”

    Corrected that for you.

  10. “When Larry Marchant walks into any cocktail lounge in America, you can bet your bottom dollar he’s going to be spending the night in the hotel room of a male Republican politician.”

    Corrected that for you.

  20. I would think that it is high time that the national Republican Party step in and make South Carolina a late primary, and not an early one. Were it not for Michael Steele (who couldn’t find his ass with both hands and a map), we would have seen someone step in and guide these small-time clowns back to some sort of reasonable decorum.

    You can lay this at the feet of the people who didn’t have the courage to force Mark Sanford to step down; everything since then has been amateur hour.

  21. I would think that it is high time that the national Republican Party step in and make South Carolina a late primary, and not an early one. Were it not for Michael Steele (who couldn’t find his ass with both hands and a map), we would have seen someone step in and guide these small-time clowns back to some sort of reasonable decorum.

    You can lay this at the feet of the people who didn’t have the courage to force Mark Sanford to step down; everything since then has been amateur hour.

  25. Like I said, anyone who finds Folks and Marchant believable . . . well, it’s just not possible to conceive. With any luck, this whole charade will end Andre Bauer’s political career.

    ~~~~~~~~~~

    Norman Rogers ~ If Sanford had been forced out of office, Andre Bauer, the little twerp behind all this crap, would have been elevated to the Governorship and probably could not have been beaten in the primary.

    The National GOP doesn’t set South Carolina’s primary date for statewide offices, our state law does that.

    If you have any more brilliant ideas, keep them for yourself.

  26. Like I said, anyone who finds Folks and Marchant believable . . . well, it’s just not possible to conceive. With any luck, this whole charade will end Andre Bauer’s political career.

    ~~~~~~~~~~

    Norman Rogers ~ If Sanford had been forced out of office, Andre Bauer, the little twerp behind all this crap, would have been elevated to the Governorship and probably could not have been beaten in the primary.

    The National GOP doesn’t set South Carolina’s primary date for statewide offices, our state law does that.

    If you have any more brilliant ideas, keep them for yourself.

  27. You know…I was actively in the music business for fifteen years. I was involved in the punk/new wave end of it. In other words, I worked with a lot of homosexuals. Over the years, I developed a pretty damn good gaydar. Watching the video above, the alarms on it went off like crazy.

  28. You know…I was actively in the music business for fifteen years. I was involved in the punk/new wave end of it. In other words, I worked with a lot of homosexuals. Over the years, I developed a pretty damn good gaydar. Watching the video above, the alarms on it went off like crazy.

  29. Gaydar alert! Greasy blinking pig alert! That video should come with a gross out warning.

    I know I am lazy, but wouldn’t it be nice if screencapped tweets would be easier to retweet?

    Kinda like the tip jar…Nice work, Stacey.

  30. Gaydar alert! Greasy blinking pig alert! That video should come with a gross out warning.

    I know I am lazy, but wouldn’t it be nice if screencapped tweets would be easier to retweet?

    Kinda like the tip jar…Nice work, Stacey.

  34. Being Gay is no big deal for Larry. He could always opt for the back door. Nikki doesn’t care.

  35. Being Gay is no big deal for Larry. He could always opt for the back door. Nikki doesn’t care.

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