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U.S. Robbed of Winning Goal in World Cup Soccer Game vs. Slovenia

Posted on | June 18, 2010 | 52 Comments

Everybody knows soccer is for fags. Still, this doesn’t give anti-American referees the right to screw us over:

The United States staged the greatest rally in its World Cup history Thursday, overcoming a two-goal halftime deficit to record a 2-2 draw with Slovenia at Ellis Park.
Michael Bradley’s goal in the 82nd minute tied the game . . .
The Americans (0-0-2, two points) will face a must-win situation against Algeria on June 23. . . .
It appeared the Americans had pulled ahead in the 84th minute on a Maurice Edu goal off a Landon Donovan free kick, but referee Koman Colibaly apparently called a foul before Edu got the ball. . . .
I still don’t know why the goal was disallowed,” Bob Bradley said after the match.

Yeah, well, I know why the goal was disallowed: Koman Colibaly hates America, that’s why. This is an international crime against truth and justice:

For the love of all that is holy! Those Slovenian scum were all over Bradley like it was pro wrestling! Some fag at Time magazine named “Sean” describes it:

On a free kick moments later, Landon Donovan delivered a beautiful ball into the box, which Maurice Edu knocked in to give the U.S. what looked like a historic victory. Gooooaaaal!!! But Coulibaly blew his whistle, and called a phantom foul on the Americans. The replay could not have been clearer: no infraction, the goal was legit. If anything, a hold on Bradley should have given the Americans a penalty kick . . .
ESPN commentator, and former Team USA defender, Alex Lalas called Coulibaly’s call “a disgrace.”

You’re damned right, it’s a disgrace. The CIA needs to capture Koman Colibaly, ship him to Guantanamo, and waterboard that terrorist bastard. Meanwhile, here is video of the schweet first goal by Landon Donovan:

Soccer is for fags and foreigners. Only our patriotic jingoism — USA! USA! USA! — gives us Real Red-Blooded Americans an excuse to pretend we actually care about the World Cup.

UPDATE: Dr. Rusty Shackleford is also a Real Red-Blooded American.

Comments

  • Andrew

    About soccer:

    Some stupids are saying that soccer is a third world sport. The place that soccer make the most of it’s profits is in Europe. This sport was created in the UK, and it’s mostly played by men all over the world. Only in America it’s a girls game. I’m really like the evolution of the male’s soccer in USA. It proves that the americans can be very good in any sport. I suggest pay more attention to soccer, because a lot of cash can be earned with it, America just need to learn it.

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