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Is This What They Mean By
‘Junk In The Trunk’?

Posted on | July 21, 2010 | 34 Comments

by Smitty

The Puffington Host reports the cover for Stacy’s cousin’s book has been released:

TFA states that she “writes about her experiences on the campaign trail, how the party veered so far off track, why she is still a Republican, and more.”

This blog applauds the way Meghan has courageously gone to that traveling trunk and torn through that layer of junk at the bottom.

So many people, tragically, just meander through life, piling up the old luggage full of boarding passes; travel guides; foreign coinage; that other blue sock with the white argyle pattern whose purportedly solitary mate was thrown out roughly two years ago; food wrappers from that teeny bit of cheating on the diet; un-mailed post cards written out to that handsome fellow in Ibiza who turned out to be such a cad (though clearly not a hockey cad!); even *gasp* the voodoo doll for–

People need closure. This book promises to be exactly the sort of purging Meghan and, yes, even the GOP, so desperately need, as they desperately seek some form of irrigation for their closure — some epistemic tsunami, if you will, that can expunge the collective trunks and mental cobwebs full of old nonsense holding back progress.

We’re pulling for you, Meghan. In the vast intellectual tug of war, we’ve got the moral equivalent of a towing hawser hitched up to that trunk, and gang of impressed lackeys heaving around trying to move that overloaded junk container in some useful direction.

Keep up the great work and fantastic leadership, Meghan; we need you, lady.

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Comments

  • Deb

    Ick.

  • Deb

    Ick.

  • http://jeffords.blogspot.com Jamie

    All right, I will say it–she is cute for a chubby chick.

  • http://jeffords.blogspot.com Jamie

    All right, I will say it–she is cute for a chubby chick.

  • http://therepublicanmother.blogspot.com republicanmother

    Another sign of the apocalypse. eww.

  • http://therepublicanmother.blogspot.com republicanmother

    Another sign of the apocalypse. eww.

  • Live Free Or Die

    Either Meggie Mac doesn’t spend much time in the Arizona sun, or her SPF level is triple digit.

  • Live Free Or Die

    Either Meggie Mac doesn’t spend much time in the Arizona sun, or her SPF level is triple digit.

  • Joe

    Chubby blond girls are fun at closing time. Or at least my faded memory of a few decades remembers something like that.

  • Joe

    Chubby blond girls are fun at closing time. Or at least my faded memory of a few decades remembers something like that.

  • http://www.coldfury.com Randy Rager

    Smitty, it’s like you’re hinting at something, but I can’t quite put my finger on it.

    Not in public, anyway.

  • http://www.coldfury.com Randy Rager

    Smitty, it’s like you’re hinting at something, but I can’t quite put my finger on it.

    Not in public, anyway.

  • Pat

    I’d hit it!

    did I actually say in public? :shock:

  • Pat

    *that

  • Pat

    I’d hit it!

    did I actually say in public? :shock:

  • Pat

    *that

  • http://www.southtexian.com Mike LaRoche

    Mickey Gilley said it best: “The girls all get prettier at closing time, they all begin to look like movie stars.”

  • http://www.southtexian.com Mike LaRoche

    Mickey Gilley said it best: “The girls all get prettier at closing time, they all begin to look like movie stars.”

  • JeffS

    Well, at least she isn’t smooshing her boobies against the elephant. Or camera. Or anything.

  • JeffS

    Well, at least she isn’t smooshing her boobies against the elephant. Or camera. Or anything.

  • Estragon

    Some girls love the camera. Meghan loves the Photoshop. It’s so much faster than Jenny Craig, anyway . . .

  • Estragon

    Some girls love the camera. Meghan loves the Photoshop. It’s so much faster than Jenny Craig, anyway . . .

  • http://www.haemet.blogivists.com Roxeanne de Luca

    Do I have to be the killjoy who asks that we discuss Meghan’s terrible politics, her lack of understanding of the conservative movement, and her youth, rather than her looks?

  • http://www.haemet.blogivists.com Roxeanne de Luca

    Do I have to be the killjoy who asks that we discuss Meghan’s terrible politics, her lack of understanding of the conservative movement, and her youth, rather than her looks?

  • smitty

    @RdL,
    You certainly can, but I’m not sure anyone is affording her that much attention.

  • smitty

    @RdL,
    You certainly can, but I’m not sure anyone is affording her that much attention.

  • http://www.coldfury.com Randy Rager

    I would like to go on record as saying that I could overlook some pretty silly politics for a big healthy blonde like Meghan McCain.

    …what?

  • http://www.coldfury.com Randy Rager

    I would like to go on record as saying that I could overlook some pretty silly politics for a big healthy blonde like Meghan McCain.

    …what?

  • andycanuck

    What did the elephant say to Allahpundit?
    How do you breathe through that thing?

  • andycanuck

    What did the elephant say to Allahpundit?
    How do you breathe through that thing?

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  • Kojocaro

    is Robert stacy mccain this things cousin or are you kidding?

  • Kojocaro

    is Robert stacy mccain this things cousin or are you kidding?

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