Is This What They Mean By
‘Junk In The Trunk’?

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by Smitty

The Puffington Host reports the cover for Stacy’s cousin’s book has been released:

TFA states that she “writes about her experiences on the campaign trail, how the party veered so far off track, why she is still a Republican, and more.”

This blog applauds the way Meghan has courageously gone to that traveling trunk and torn through that layer of junk at the bottom.

So many people, tragically, just meander through life, piling up the old luggage full of boarding passes; travel guides; foreign coinage; that other blue sock with the white argyle pattern whose purportedly solitary mate was thrown out roughly two years ago; food wrappers from that teeny bit of cheating on the diet; un-mailed post cards written out to that handsome fellow in Ibiza who turned out to be such a cad (though clearly not a hockey cad!); even *gasp* the voodoo doll for–

People need closure. This book promises to be exactly the sort of purging Meghan and, yes, even the GOP, so desperately need, as they desperately seek some form of irrigation for their closure — some epistemic tsunami, if you will, that can expunge the collective trunks and mental cobwebs full of old nonsense holding back progress.

We’re pulling for you, Meghan. In the vast intellectual tug of war, we’ve got the moral equivalent of a towing hawser hitched up to that trunk, and gang of impressed lackeys heaving around trying to move that overloaded junk container in some useful direction.

Keep up the great work and fantastic leadership, Meghan; we need you, lady.

Further reading at Left Coast Rebel

34 comments

  7. Either Meggie Mac doesn’t spend much time in the Arizona sun, or her SPF level is triple digit.

  8. Either Meggie Mac doesn’t spend much time in the Arizona sun, or her SPF level is triple digit.

  9. Chubby blond girls are fun at closing time. Or at least my faded memory of a few decades remembers something like that.

  10. Chubby blond girls are fun at closing time. Or at least my faded memory of a few decades remembers something like that.

  21. Some girls love the camera. Meghan loves the Photoshop. It’s so much faster than Jenny Craig, anyway . . .

  22. Some girls love the camera. Meghan loves the Photoshop. It’s so much faster than Jenny Craig, anyway . . .

  23. Do I have to be the killjoy who asks that we discuss Meghan’s terrible politics, her lack of understanding of the conservative movement, and her youth, rather than her looks?

  24. Do I have to be the killjoy who asks that we discuss Meghan’s terrible politics, her lack of understanding of the conservative movement, and her youth, rather than her looks?

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