M Is For Machiavelli

Posted on | July 28, 2010 | 34 Comments

by Smitty

My addition to this fun project in bold:

So let’s create a children’s song titled “The DEMOCRAT Anthem.”

I started with D and Rudolph Carrera answered with E.

D is for double standards: our flags wave proudly in the westerly breeze. . .
E is for enemy: they willingly side with idiots and cretins rather than the sane.
M is for Machiavelli: mendacious mutterings with ease. . .
O
C
R
A
T

Who are the next four to finish this fine ditty?

Category: humor

Comments

34 Responses to “M Is For Machiavelli”

Dave C
July 29th, 2010 @ 1:09 am

O is for the Obtuseness they demonstrate when Opining on their Obliqueness.

It’s all I have right now.
Dave C
July 28th, 2010 @ 9:09 pm

O is for the Obtuseness they demonstrate when Opining on their Obliqueness.

It’s all I have right now.
Ran / Si Vis Pacem
July 29th, 2010 @ 1:17 am

Machiavelli was not all evil, dude. Shrewd observer who understood power. To ignore Big Nic is to miss out on a great deal of useful understanding, rather like tossing Sun Tzu simply because we are past the Iron Age. Such a waste.
Ran / Si Vis Pacem
July 28th, 2010 @ 9:17 pm

Machiavelli was not all evil, dude. Shrewd observer who understood power. To ignore Big Nic is to miss out on a great deal of useful understanding, rather like tossing Sun Tzu simply because we are past the Iron Age. Such a waste.
smitty
July 29th, 2010 @ 1:43 am

@Ran,
I can agree with your criticism in context. However, he was totally Ruling Class.
In the egalitarian context of American Exceptionalism, and how our Ruling Class plays purely Machiavellian raaaaacism games, I’m less amused.
The Watcher
July 29th, 2010 @ 1:43 am

‘O’ is for Obama, the Bleeder of the Free World.
smitty
July 28th, 2010 @ 9:43 pm

@Ran,
I can agree with your criticism in context. However, he was totally Ruling Class.
In the egalitarian context of American Exceptionalism, and how our Ruling Class plays purely Machiavellian raaaaacism games, I’m less amused.
The Watcher
July 28th, 2010 @ 9:43 pm

‘O’ is for Obama, the Bleeder of the Free World.
T.L. Davis
July 29th, 2010 @ 2:06 am

O is for the Opulence they have stolen from the people and proudly wear themselves.
T.L. Davis
July 28th, 2010 @ 10:06 pm

O is for the Opulence they have stolen from the people and proudly wear themselves.
T.L. Davis
July 29th, 2010 @ 2:07 am

O is for Omnipresent government hacks.
T.L. Davis
July 28th, 2010 @ 10:07 pm

O is for Omnipresent government hacks.
fastandloud1
July 29th, 2010 @ 2:18 am

C is for the Commies that they really are.
fastandloud1
July 28th, 2010 @ 10:18 pm

C is for the Commies that they really are.
Sherry
July 29th, 2010 @ 2:34 am

R is for the many regulations and rules and reform that they all ignore.
Sherry
July 28th, 2010 @ 10:34 pm

R is for the many regulations and rules and reform that they all ignore.
Charlie Norris
July 29th, 2010 @ 3:08 am

T is for toast: that they will be in November. (hopefully)
Charlie Norris
July 28th, 2010 @ 11:08 pm

T is for toast: that they will be in November. (hopefully)
Robert M. Engstrom
July 29th, 2010 @ 3:15 am

O is the option to obliterate the Constitution to pass odious legislation.
Robert M. Engstrom
July 28th, 2010 @ 11:15 pm

O is the option to obliterate the Constitution to pass odious legislation.
richard mcenroe
July 29th, 2010 @ 3:33 am

O is for Obama, awash in oily sleaze…
richard mcenroe
July 28th, 2010 @ 11:33 pm

O is for Obama, awash in oily sleaze…
richard mcenroe
July 29th, 2010 @ 3:34 am

C is for their craven bows to tyrants and pissants
richard mcenroe
July 28th, 2010 @ 11:34 pm

C is for their craven bows to tyrants and pissants
richard mcenroe
July 29th, 2010 @ 3:36 am

R is for rape, which is bad when GOPpies do it
richard mcenroe
July 28th, 2010 @ 11:36 pm

R is for rape, which is bad when GOPpies do it
richard mcenroe
July 29th, 2010 @ 3:37 am

but
A is for assault when it’s a Kennedy who screws it.
richard mcenroe
July 28th, 2010 @ 11:37 pm

but
A is for assault when it’s a Kennedy who screws it.
richard mcenroe
July 29th, 2010 @ 3:39 am

And

T is for tyrant, which they say this county needs…

Put them all together and they spell DEMOCRAT, which is why this country bleeds…
richard mcenroe
July 28th, 2010 @ 11:39 pm

And

T is for tyrant, which they say this county needs…

Put them all together and they spell DEMOCRAT, which is why this country bleeds…
Melody
July 29th, 2010 @ 4:14 am

O is for Obumer who all the progressives follow
Melody
July 29th, 2010 @ 12:14 am

O is for Obumer who all the progressives follow
filbert
July 29th, 2010 @ 7:26 pm

I had to take a running start at it, from the beginning, so my meter is entirely wrong. Oh, well:

D is for Donkey, and not the Shrek kind.
E is for Elitist saying “what’s yours is mine.”
M is for Meanie who shouts people down,
O is for Oppression, which makes people frown.
C is for Crisis which they work to make,
R is for Rights, which they want to take.
A is for America which they really hate,
T is for Tyranny, which they think is great!
Put it together and what does it spell?
It spells Democrat, kids, and they REALLY SMELL!
filbert
July 29th, 2010 @ 3:26 pm

I had to take a running start at it, from the beginning, so my meter is entirely wrong. Oh, well:

D is for Donkey, and not the Shrek kind.
E is for Elitist saying “what’s yours is mine.”
M is for Meanie who shouts people down,
O is for Oppression, which makes people frown.
C is for Crisis which they work to make,
R is for Rights, which they want to take.
A is for America which they really hate,
T is for Tyranny, which they think is great!
Put it together and what does it spell?
It spells Democrat, kids, and they REALLY SMELL!