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‘Coked-Up Stimulus Monkeys’

Posted on | August 5, 2010 | 11 Comments

No, it’s not the name of a punk rock band, it’s what Democrats are doing with your tax money:

Harry Reid’s Plan to Save the Nevada Economy: Coked-up Stimulus Monkeys
In the face of the worst recession since the Great Depression, where has the money from Harry Reid’s stimulus bill gone to help our ailing economy? Cocaine-addled monkeys and a million dollars worth of exotic ants, according to a new report out this morning.
Other examples of how the stimulus has squandered taxpayer dollars include $750,000 towards creating a YouTube-like computerized dance choreography program; $300,000 to study the effects of “integral yoga” upon hot flashes; and $60,000 to study public perception of stimulus spending. . . .

That’s from Harry Reid’s Republican challenger Sharron Angle and — believe it or not — Democrats are actually trying to defend the cocaine-for-monkeys program. But no need to worry about the economy, folks:

Obama ‘Confident’ U.S. Will
Avoid ‘Double-Dip’ Recession

You don’t have to be on drugs to think like a Democrat, but it sure helps!

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11 Responses to “‘Coked-Up Stimulus Monkeys’”

  1. Obi's Sister
    August 6th, 2010 @ 1:21 am

    The ‘Coked-Up Stimulus Monkeys’ and the Dogs Who Sniff Them. http://www.redstate.com/brian_d/2010/08/04/obama-stimulus-money-to-study-dogs/

  2. Obi's Sister
    August 5th, 2010 @ 9:21 pm

    The ‘Coked-Up Stimulus Monkeys’ and the Dogs Who Sniff Them. http://www.redstate.com/brian_d/2010/08/04/obama-stimulus-money-to-study-dogs/

  3. Joe
    August 6th, 2010 @ 1:42 am

    The Anchoress found this gem of a story. It demonstrates the Chicago Way. I find it analogous to the Obama Administration.

  4. Joe
    August 5th, 2010 @ 9:42 pm

    The Anchoress found this gem of a story. It demonstrates the Chicago Way. I find it analogous to the Obama Administration.

  5. Joe
    August 6th, 2010 @ 1:52 am
  6. Joe
    August 5th, 2010 @ 9:52 pm
  7. Estragon
    August 6th, 2010 @ 5:41 am

    Somehow the most ridiculous ideas which would never even be suggested by private firms or citizens or local government agencies magically become thoroughly reasonable when they come from a college campus. No one dares call them stupid ideas, they just assume there is a point too subtle for the layman to understand.

    By today’s standards, every house on Fraternity Row when I was in school would have been awash in Stimulus cash – they had a seemingly never-ending supply of stupid ideas.

  8. Estragon
    August 6th, 2010 @ 1:41 am

    Somehow the most ridiculous ideas which would never even be suggested by private firms or citizens or local government agencies magically become thoroughly reasonable when they come from a college campus. No one dares call them stupid ideas, they just assume there is a point too subtle for the layman to understand.

    By today’s standards, every house on Fraternity Row when I was in school would have been awash in Stimulus cash – they had a seemingly never-ending supply of stupid ideas.

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