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Memo for Meghan McCain

Posted on | December 1, 2010 | 18 Comments

“Let the in-fighting continue. . . . I don’t need some blue blooded elites who have accomplished nothing on their own to keep telling me what is right for my country. . . . I don’t need a bunch of spoiled brats who only got into the ‘best’ schools because of what other members of their family have accomplished telling me what is best for me and my country.”
– Monique Stuart

UPDATE: Columbia University alumna sweet dumb babboo Meghan didn’t know what “blue blood” meant. Good thing Sarah Palin didn’t use sangre azul or something. Ace of Spades totally clobbers it:

“Blue blood” has a variety of tones to it. Blue bloods think of it as a good term. Often it’s used in a purely descriptive, neutral way — people are objectively “blue bloods.” Same as saying they’re wealthy. Not really open to much debate.
And sometimes it’s used derisively, as in “entitled little beer-empire princesses who supposedly go into Columbia based on nothing but academic potential (wink, wink) and yet never read a single book in which the very common term ‘blue blood’ was used.”

Read the whole thing, and notice that Ace finds himself compelled to defend Sarah Palin even though he’s not exactly on board the Mama Grizzly 2012 Victory Express. Like I say, she’s making the right enemies, and that can be a very valuable asset in politics.

UPDATE I: A great sentence from Monique, summing up the basic problem with Meghan:

If she spent half as much time hatin’ on women from the party she claims to stand in opposition to she might actually be an asset to the party she claims to be a member of.

Which is a damn fine sentence, although it reminds me of a joke Lewis Grizzard used to tell:

A grad student at the University of Georgia has a research project that requires him to access rare documents available only at the Harvard University library. So he catches a plane to Boston, takes a bus to the Harvard campus and stops the first student he meets.

“Excuse me, sir, could you please tell me where the library’s at?”

“At Harvard University, we don’t end our sentences with prepositions.”

“All right,” says the Georgian. “Then could you tell me where the library’s at, asshole?”

That there’s funny, I don’t care who you are.

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  • http://grandpajohn.blogspot.com/ Steve Burri

    We could never tell Meghan jokes on a Saturday night ’cause she would always start laughing in church on Sunday.

  • JeffS

    The only outstanding asset possessed by Meghan McCain is her rack. I’d rate that at 6, maybe 7 tops, unless she’s offering an opinion, whereupon the rating drops to a 1. Maximum.

    And I don’t think that beer goggles would help in either case. She’s that dense.

  • JeffS

    The only outstanding asset possessed by Meghan McCain is her rack. I’d rate that at 6, maybe 7 tops, unless she’s offering an opinion, whereupon the rating drops to a 1. Maximum.

    And I don’t think that beer goggles would help in either case. She’s that dense.

  • JeffS

    The only outstanding asset possessed by Meghan McCain is her rack. I’d rate that at 6, maybe 7 tops, unless she’s offering an opinion, whereupon the rating drops to a 1. Maximum.

    And I don’t think that beer goggles would help in either case. She’s that dense.

  • JeffS

    The only outstanding asset possessed by Meghan McCain is her rack. I’d rate that at 6, maybe 7 tops, unless she’s offering an opinion, whereupon the rating drops to a 1. Maximum.

    And I don’t think that beer goggles would help in either case. She’s that dense.

  • JeffS

    The only outstanding asset possessed by Meghan McCain is her rack. I’d rate that at 6, maybe 7 tops, unless she’s offering an opinion, whereupon the rating drops to a 1. Maximum.

    And I don’t think that beer goggles would help in either case. She’s that dense.

  • Clr17

    There’s another version of that joke down here in Texas that we like:

    A woman from Texas and a woman from New York meet at a party. The woman from Texas says to the woman from New York; “Hi! Where y’all from?”

    The woman from New York replies, “Where I come from we don’t end our sentences with prepositions…”

    The woman from Texas says, “Fine! Where y’all from, bitch!”

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  • http://ak4mc.us/cms/ McGehee

    I like a good rack, but in Meghan’s case I wish those were brains.

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  • http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/UUQUE27VGMXHWZQDQKYOBFAIKU Gayle M

    Meghan McCain is a dumb blonde with all that that implies. She is, however, entitled to the first amendment protections afforded to all of us. In other words, she is totally free to say whatever dumbass thing enters her teensy, tiny little pea-brain!

    Dumb as a box of rocks!

  • Mangrovemama2002

    Meghan McCain is as irrelavant and lacking in insight and erudition as Alexis Pelosi.

    And I think that Sarah’s calling the Bush clans “bluebloods” was priceless.

    She handed the old gray mare her head.

    I have voted for too many Bushes over the years.

    The fact that Barbara made a completely gratuitous swipe at Sarah, who is the only person in the party who generates any enthusiasm, tells me that Jeb is interested in higher office and Sarah may stand in the way.

    Thank God she does.

  • http://twitter.com/obis_sister Obi’s Sister

    As a UGA grad, I resemble that remark.

    A variation is from Designing Women, every big-haired Southern girl’s guilty pleasure.

    The ever gracious Charlene: I asked this Northern woman, “Where are ya’ll from?” And she said, “I’m from a place where we don’t end our sentences with prepositions.” So I said, “Okay, where are ya’ll from, bitch?”

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  • Anonymous

    “This is the sort of bloody nonsense up with which I will not put.”

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