The Other McCain

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The Other McCain School Of Career Planning: Online Degree In Game Art

Posted on | April 15, 2011 | 2 Comments

by Smitty

Just in case you are, or know somebody who is young and needs a very little bit of direction in life, as in, not enough to go too far, point them to the Full Sail University, where they can get a degree in Game Art. I have no idea of the price, since I thought the ad too silly even to click.
The chief virtues of this hot growth industry are:

  • Saving yourself from repetitive strain injury by wasting your life helping design the games, instead of wasting your life playing them.
  • Construct fantasy heroines with vast. . .tracts of land.
  • Most importantly, study medieval subsistence farming, since you’ll be doing a lot of that after the economic apocalypse.

Having said all that, if your name is Carmack, you are no doubt laughing at me instead.

Category: humor

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