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Ladd Ehlinger’s Four Letter Review Of Atlas Shrugged: Crap

Posted on | April 17, 2011 | 22 Comments

by Smitty

Let me first say I preferred reading “The Fountainhead”. Second, my standard review of everything: “It would have been twice as good if it was half as long” definitely applied to “Atlas Shrugged”. Rand’s critique of Socialism is effective, her approach to sexuality bizarre, and her atheism a total yawn. Thirdly, I’m not going to catch this or any sequel soon. Still haven’t seen Lord of the Rings, for that matter.
That said, Ehlinger offers a thorough, serious review of the movie.

Look, before I go on, let me make things perfectly clear. It would be great for me if “Atlas Shrugged: Part 1″ was a good movie and went like gangbusters. It would be great for me to honestly say, “Wow! What a work of art!” and the film gets them into the theaters in droves. Then I wouldn’t look like I was sour-graping the thing.

Also, an “Atlas Shrugged” success might entice some of those damned goofy libertarian-objectivist-conservatives like the Koch Brothers to get off their asses and invest in movies that celebrate freedom, which are the kind of movies I want to do. Instead they spend their time throwing their money away by donating (yeah. Donating. WTF? Are they libertarian-conservative-objectivists or not? Shouldn’t they f’ing INVEST? Why not bust out some koom-bah-yah and granola while you’re at it, guys?) to political action committees and smarmy politicians. This does nothing to change the pop culture, which is where freedom is losing — worse than big time. We need more guys like the one who invested in this movie (only with better taste in directors).

Instead, all of our freedoms are being eroded away because of our current pop-culture. John Stewart and Stephen Colbert are doing more to destroy freedom than Obama ever could, and no amount of donating to think-tanks and goofy PACs is going to save things.

And hell, I’d love to do “The Fountainhead” right now. The first movie version, in black and white, was a piece of crap. Of course, the book was crap, but that’s the point – a great filmmaker takes the material at hand and turns it into great art. Welles adapted a crummy potboiler into Touch of Evil and Alfred Hitchcock turned something forgettable into Vertigo.

More than that, it would be great to see a good film for my eleven bucks. Give me another Vertigo. Give me another Wild Bunch. This movie is supposed to be all about success, competence, greatness. Right? Where the hell is all of that achievement in the film as a film? Nowhere, because…

Unfortunately, we don’t have a John Galt directing this film.

Read the whole review. Also, while you’re in his ‘hood, subscribe to his blog.
From what I’ve read of the reviews, let me pontificate on one of Ehlinger’s earlier points:

Rand was a great political philosopher. She was just a crappy fiction writer. Her ideas were great; even her plot “hooks” were great (the producers of society go on strike when collectivists take over; the world’s greatest architect blows up a building that he designed when collectivists ruin his vision). But she couldn’t get that into any interesting form.

And form is king.

Since I’ve read some Rand, here is my take: she was reacting to Socialism in general, and the Soviet Union in particular. However, that was a negative thing: her ideas mainly existed in opposition to those derived from Marx.
What she said in a positive sense, “the human mind is the pinnacle”, doesn’t make it past the first Alzheimer’s patient, as far as I can tell. A great piece of creation, the mind, but fragile and finite and looking silly when taken beyond proper context, as Rand’s philosophy would seem to require. And then her (can I call it “elemental”?) approach to sexuality merges with this to form a distorted view of the human condition.
So no wonder her ideas don’t enjoy tremendous traction outside of her books.
On the topic of film adaptations of books, let me key on Ehlinger’s point concerning form: a book is not a film, and vice versa. They are almost completely different media. Anyone saying “I read the book, and the film sucked” has already failed, if I am their audience. A film adaptation is a related work at best.
If anything, it sounds like the Atlas Shrugged creative team was too slavish to the book. The basic story could probably have been told in 90 minutes. There would have been howls from purists, who wanted line-for-line fidelity with Rand. Those weenies should be told to get themselves a camcorder and shoot the book straight to YouTube, for all 243 people so bereft of existence as to find that necessary.

For a more positive review, see Ed Morrissey. One of my philosophies is that, if you’re going to watch a film, you have to allow yourself to be entertained. It’s 90 minutes of your life you won’t get back. Sufficient unto the flick is the crappiness thereof, to paraphrase the Sage.

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  • http://regularthoughts.blogspot.com RegularguyPaul
  • http://twitter.com/xRedRoverx Kristi

    I’ve been listening to people of all sorts dump all over Atlas Shrugged since I was a kid. Now people are going to dump all over the movie, which is totally expected. In the meantime, the book continues to sell copies and influence people, and will for some time to come.

    To my mind, dumping on a work like Atlas Shrugged–whether for political, philosophical, or artistic reasons–is like the way people on amateur writing websites dump all over the Harry Potter series or the Twilight series, or on Stephen King. (It also reminds me, sort of, of how arreligious cranks will pick over every story in the christian bible looking for tiny inconsistencies or falsehoods so they can “debunk” it on a historical basis. BORING!!! But I digress.)

    That these works and authors have enjoyed such enormous success tends to provoke hostility among… let’s generously designate them as “critics”. Is there any mystery in that? Every site and blog on the interweb has one or more section in which aspirers-to-literary-success virulently diss some popular author or work in the mistaken impression that that somehow gives them superiority over the successful writer.

    I don’t think “Twilight” is very good, but it’s obviously very popular–I feel that I would sort of look like, you know, I was jealous or something, if I went around cracking on it.

    Atlas Shrugged has been a perennial bestseller since it was written, and it’s also a seminal work of philosophic rationale for free thinkers everywhere. The moviemakers made the movie for people who like the book and would have preferred to keep the movie as close to the book as possible, which–in view of Atlas Shrugged’s many millions of ardent fans worldwide–probably was a pretty savvy idea.

  • http://thecampofthesaints.org Bob Belvedere

    Ayn Rand’s rejection of all religion doomed her writing to sterility, because it denied the importance of transcendence to the well-being of the Human soul.

    I do, however, heartily endorse her belief that all women should man-worship!

  • ck

    Hey, it wasn’t ment for you guys. It was ment for guys like me that made the #2 book of all time(behind the Bible).

  • Anonymous

    If you haven’t spent 10 uniterrupted minutes thinking about Ayn Rand’s works – that’s thinking, not emoting – then you shouldn’t expect anyone else to give a rat’s ass about your opinion of Rand or the movies based upon her novels. That applies equally to Smitty and Ehlinger. Try to organize the scattered contents of your brain, if that’s possible so late in life, then get back to us in about 5 years.

  • Anonymous

    If you haven’t spent 10 uniterrupted minutes thinking about Ayn Rand’s works – that’s thinking, not emoting – then you shouldn’t expect anyone else to give a rat’s ass about your opinion of Rand or the movies based upon her novels. That applies equally to Smitty and Ehlinger. Try to organize the scattered contents of your brain, if that’s possible so late in life, then get back to us in about 5 years.

  • Anonymous

    It’s always amusing to see the Rand supporters boil out of the woodwork, so worked up they can’t even freaking spell correctly, loudly proclaiming how much smarterer and betterer they are than the rest of us.

    There’s any number of reasons the book resonates most strongly among the young, ignorant and brain damaged.

  • Anonymous

    So do I. Most women would retort that they endorse Rand’s belief that men should be worthy of said worship.

    I believe we never should have taught the split tails to talk, but apparently I’m in the minority.

  • http://thecampofthesaints.org Bob Belvedere

    Another of Miss Rand’s failures was that she was an ideologue and the followers of ideologies are always fanaticial. Structured systems that offer solutions to all problems ['just follow Objectivism and your problems will be solved and the Eschaton will be Immanentized!'] always appeal to the young and immature. It’s not a good thing, but understandable in the youts. The pathetic thing is the fifty year old who still believes in it.

    I think she was one of the greatest philosophers of our age, but one that was fatally flawed. She had brilliant insights, but translated the wisdom gained into a system that was as bad as the Leftism she railed against.

  • Anonymous

    I don’t regard myself as better than most, but I’d say I’m better than you; a low barrier, to be sure, but better than nothing, I guess. Your proclaimed fear of inferiority is well-deserved, and your contribution approaches that of a a Democratic Underground or Kos-style form letter, e.g., “I read Ayn Rand when I was 14, then I grew up, blah, blah, blah…”

    If you have a few neurons still firing, I’d suggest that those who seek to preserve & expand what liberty we have left should not get too flippant and/or stupid regarding the thinkers who make that prospect possible. You didn’t make the Tea Party possible. I didn’t, either. Ayn Rand and a handful of other modern thinkers (e.g., economists of the Chicago School) did. For the right ideas to gain influence, a culture needs both didactic work and the dramatization of abstract ideas, so as to engage the moral imaginations of a broad segment of the population. Ayn Rand did both. She is certainly subject to criticism where she got it wrong, but joining the idiot mob and dissing her out of intellectual sloth is counterproductive – if one of your professed goals is liberty.

  • Anonymous

    I bet my Rand collection is bigger than yours.

    I also bet I’ve actually read and comprehended more of it than you ever will.

    But do feel free to keep proving my points for me.

  • Tennwriter

    I didn’t read any of her novels completely, which considering how many thousands of novels I’ve read tells you something. I’ve literally read from A-Z in SF/F novels listed by authors (A-Isaac Asimov, Pohl Anderson, Kevin Anderson, Piers Anthony, Robert Asprin,…).

    Rand’s novels are painful to read and I am a Serious Reader.

    Rager’s pt….as I sometimes say ‘Libertarianism is the philosophy of the adolescent mind’ has a lot of value.

    But, w/o Rand, we might be saluting a hammer and sickle in the morning. She was probably crazy, but sometimes crazy people have their uses.

    On the gripping hand (If I’m using that SFism correctly), Rand was right that one should reverence the Great. Unfortunately, she did not run into or accept the Kalam aka Cosmological Arguement which proves beyond reasonable doubt the existence of God. What we should reverence is the Creator. So her postulates were missing the Key Postulate of All: God exists. Can’t make a proper logic based philosophy when you’re ignoring the most important fact of all time.

  • Anonymous

    I may not agree with you, but watching kryon77′s head explode is bound to be worth the price of admission.

    Too bad I’m about to be gone on a very well deserved vacation, and will miss it.

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  • http://thecampofthesaints.org Bob Belvedere

    Have a good time, RR – the first round’s on me. But make sure you come back and not Go Galt on us.

  • Patrick DeBurgh

    I agree with your point regarding the affinity young readers feel towards Rand novels. Indeed, I was 19 when a friend offered me their copy of Atlas Shrugged. The story connected with my uncertainties regarding entry into the adult stage of life. As I gained life experience the resonance Rands philosophy stirred in me became more and more muted, balanced by the constant give and take required to effectively live/work/play with others.

    Overall the book really has no coherent lessons to be learned, mostly a theme to be absorbed, which really tailors it to a late-teen, young adult audience.

  • http://www.hisvorpalsword.com Hart Williams

    Smitty, you and I probably would disagree on virtually all political issues, but I would like to applaud you for an exceptionally perceptive and even-handed review.

    I realize that perceptions of this event tend to be skewed according to ideology, and finding a balance and something more than a clichéd take is exceptionally difficult in this case.

    Bravo, sir. (And, yes, The Fountainhead is a far superior literary work simple AS a literary work.)

    Kudos upon you.

  • http://pointofagun.blogspot.com/ Dave C

    I liked the movie. I have no idea how it would translate to someone who isn’t familiar with the source work, however.

    There were some things that could have been better about the movie.. a few more scenes could have been played more low key (it’s a book where people talk about policy and business. How do you make that interesting on the screen?) and the music was a little overbearing at times. But that is more of a production issue.

    Oh yeah.. The dialog in the book is a little bit clunky too. I loved the book but who really talks like that in real life?

  • Joe

    The Fountainhead was a very good theme. The novel was not great writing, but it was not bad. Atlas Shrugged, not so much.

    I would love to see a recreation of The Fountainhead. While I liked Gary Cooper in the original, it was definitely a missed opportunity. The Fountainhead is actually not just an anti-Soviet socialist tome–it is spot on when it addresses creativity and the forces than try to tear down the invovator. It is not just a one liner, like Atlas Shrugged.

  • http://thepagantemple.blogspot.com/ ThePaganTemple

    Never read the book, and probably won’t see the film, but I have a standard rule of thumb when it applies to making films from books. If its a long, complicated novel, a film probably can’t do it justice. There are just some things that would make a better mini-series on Showtime or HBO than they could ever hope to achieve as a movie. Atlas Shrugged might well be one of those books.

  • http://thecampofthesaints.org Bob Belvedere

    Quoted from and Linked to at:
    Atlas Dug Or Atlas Ugh?

  • http://thecampofthesaints.org Bob Belvedere

    Quoted from and Linked to at:
    Atlas Dug Or Atlas Ugh?

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