Now, there’s a man who’s actually giving those people hope and change.  What a story.

Wait a minute, you’re not supposed to kill Muslims, and you’re not supposed to go to places like that and risk offending the population by preaching Christianity. The way to help people like this is to have big cocktail parties where you stand around and talk about how horrible it all is and how somebody should do something. Then you donate money, depending on your finances. If you donate fifty thousand you get to rub shoulders with George Clooney. Another fifty thousand and you get to sip a cocktail with Bono. Everybody goes home and after all expenses are paid for they ship fifty crates of rice to the Sudan. Then you deduct the money from your taxes. Then on to the next liberal cause. But really, don’t actually do anything to change things. We need them to make a point, and to make people here think, to teach them life lessons. Those people over there, that’s really no big deal. They’re used to it.

I’m going to buy his book.