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Stacy McCain Will Get Nothing Out Of Steven Crowder’s Latest

Posted on | September 29, 2011 | 7 Comments

by Smitty

Steven is on about nutrition, diet, and healthy lifestyle.

Fortunately for Stacy McCain, his copy of Fear and Loathing: On the Campaign Trail ’72 is a special combination book/mojo that both wards off the effects of Stacy’s otherwise deleterious lifestyle, and blesses him with Special Gonzo Phrasing, to invigorate his writing.

Comments

7 Responses to “Stacy McCain Will Get Nothing Out Of Steven Crowder’s Latest”

  1. Joe
    September 30th, 2011 @ 2:30 am

    Come on Wombat, Smitty and Stacy have to do a set of grooving to the oldies with Michelle Obama. 

  2. Anonymous
    September 30th, 2011 @ 2:46 am

    Exercise is bad for you. It’s a waste of time that could be spent doing something useful. Aerobic cussing, high-speed white-knuckle driving, and lots of cheap coffee — these are the secrets of good health.

  3. Barack Obama
    September 30th, 2011 @ 3:32 am

    I like golf for exercise, and for getting away from Michelle.  Change me, I stink.

  4. Alex
    September 30th, 2011 @ 4:00 am

    What is Special Gonzo Phrasing? I know it has to do with Hunter S. Thompson, but not enough.

  5. Adjoran
    September 30th, 2011 @ 5:02 am

    Smitty, old chap, you’ve been in Afghanistan too long.  That video wasn’t remotely amusing.

    It was about as entertaining as an 85 year old lactose intolerant Pashtun goatherd eating yogurt in a small yurt with the sound turned off.

  6. Anonymous
    September 30th, 2011 @ 5:21 am

    I’ll be over here in the mess tent with MY BACON.

  7. Anderson Cooper
    September 30th, 2011 @ 5:28 am

    I do not care for coffee.  Or spinach.

    I will try women next but I doubt I will like them. 

    I do like Alpacas. 

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