Well, duh.

I think Forbes is in on the joke, but that would be mean.  I would rather see Bristol Palin discuss Tripp and OMG I think we will be treated to that very soon! 

When you wish upon a star…   no no, Heaven, I’m in heaven (cue M. Chevalier the respectible old goat, even if he is dead now, I always remind the ladies, I’m not dead yet!)

 Meghan McCain has attached herself to one of the film reviewers  at Ain’t It Cool News in order to score passes to movie screenings.  I guarantee she mooched off him to go to SXSW and is not there on a media pass. 

She has also raved about Cowboys and Aliens, which proves she knows as much about film as she does politics.   

At least if she’s talking about her boobs, she’s talking about a subject in which she actually has a bit of experience and knowledge, as opposed to everything else she talks about.
 

WAR!: In “Dangerous Liaisons”, the Glenn Close character  is being bullied into sexual submission by the one played by John Malkovitch. She DOES NOT roll over and take it. She DOES NOT compromise.  A three-prong battle strategy to counter the elite media and Obama’s minions is provided at the link. We are in TOTAL WAR.

No wonder she’s a contributor on MSNBC. She fits right in with the rest of the boobs over there.

And her boobs aren’t that good.

I’m not sure we have enough data to make that kind of value judgment, Teach. We can say that her boobs are large — this is a Neutral Objective Fact — but it’s impossible to know whether they’re “that good” unless and until we have a chance to evaluate them in their entirety.

For example, what is the diameter of her aureolas? How much do her breasts sag? Do they have any moles or stretch marks?

All of these may factor into a calculus of whether they are “that good,” but of course that is merely a subjective evaluation – a matter of personal preference — rather than a Neutral Objective Fact.

Remember: I am a highly-skilled news industry professional.

Major NSFW alert on these links:

Meghan McCain may be listed in boobpedia, but then again so is Sarah Palin, and she didn’t even have to tweet a picture of hers.

It probably goes without saying that Miss McCain appears sufficiently narcissistic to qualify for a run for President.

“Sexist”: A man who disagrees with feminists; see also “misogynist.”

What you needed to make that Photoshop really work, was her using WiteOut on her laptop screen.