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An Hour With Sandra Fluke

Posted on | November 28, 2012 | 11 Comments

by Smitty

Had I an hour with Sandra Fluke,
I’d read to her from the Gospel of Luke,
To watch the jeering Jezebel puke,

And take some bets on the time it took,
Though such mark me a Christian crook.
These days we all need a little book,

As the economy has us down on our luck,
Since the Fickle Finger of ‘Fairness’ struck,
And the President: he don’t give a bother.

via Insty


11 Responses to “An Hour With Sandra Fluke”

  1. jkellone
    November 28th, 2012 @ 1:58 pm

    RT @smitty_one_each: TOM An Hour With Sandra Fluke #TCOT

  2. Finrod Felagund
    November 28th, 2012 @ 3:30 pm

    Well-said. I posted over there: “Second prize is two hours with Sandra Fluke. You don’t want to know what third prize is.”

  3. james lagnese
    November 28th, 2012 @ 3:40 pm

    What I would need to do wouldn’t take an hour…

  4. joethefatman
    November 28th, 2012 @ 3:46 pm

    Scabies? Chlamydia? Syphilis? Gonorrhea? Or the worst of all…Self-righteous twaddle?

  5. FenelonSpoke
    November 28th, 2012 @ 4:32 pm

    Sandra Fluke’s father is minister in small town in PA. I often wonder what he thinks of her notoriety and whether she herself has any idea of God aside from a bigger and better state,

  6. jwallin
    November 28th, 2012 @ 5:20 pm

    ” That’s a MAN baby.”

    My first, second and continued thoughts after seeing this persons visage. I could swear it had a five o’clock shadow.

  7. Evi L. Bloggerlady
    November 28th, 2012 @ 5:52 pm

    Self righteous twaddle is worse than a shingles outbreak!

  8. joethefatman
    November 28th, 2012 @ 6:02 pm


  9. Joan Of Argghh!
    November 28th, 2012 @ 6:42 pm

    Smitty is in quite a poetic mood today! Check the comments here. Good job, Smitty!

  10. K-Bob
    November 29th, 2012 @ 5:16 am

    “Umm, I don’t know Butthead. That’s a lot of money.”

  11. The Limerick Avenger
    November 29th, 2012 @ 10:50 am

    Someone who was down on his luck
    Might dally with Sandra Fluke
    In an hour or three
    It might hurt to pee
    And what came out would look like muck.