BREAKING NEWS: Dan Rather Is Still Alive, Imagines Someone Gives a Damn
Posted on | February 23, 2013 | 22 Comments
Hey, Dan, are you a Travis Tritt fan? @danratherreport
— Robert Stacy McCain (@rsmccain) February 23, 2013
Call someone who’ll listen
And might give a damn . . .
But don’t you come around here
Handing me none of your lies.
Here’s a quarter,
Call someone who cares.
It may be necessary to remind younger readers that there was once a guy named Dan Rather, who worked at CBS News and was considered kind of important. Then in the middle of the 2004 election campaign, Rather decided to recycle a stale, bogus smear against President Bush, got caught, and was ushered off the national network platform he had disgraced for decades by his dishonest partisan bias. The Dan Rather file at Newsbusters is extensive.
So now, via Twitchy, we get this sermonette from Disgraced Dan:
“Good reporting and sourcing is in steep decline . . . We now have the new Internet . . . It remains so susceptible to manipulation, deception and distraction that it allows lies to get started and then spread like mildew in a damp basement.”
The Dan Rather “fake but accurate” threshold is so high, eh? I think our old buddy Dan needs a little Travis Tritt theme music:

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