Posted on | September 13, 2013 | 98 Comments
The very existence of this Middlebury College student is an act of historical oppression, exploitation and genocidal imperialism:
My intention was not to cause pain but to visibilize the necessity of honoring all human life and to help a friend heal from the violence of genocide that she carries with her on a daily basis as an indigenous person. While the American flags on the Middlebury hillside symbolize to some the loss of innocent lives in New York, to others they represent centuries of bloody conquest and mass murder. As a settler on stolen land, I do not have the luxury of grieving without an eye to power.
Thus does an anti-American leftist explain why she wrecked a 9/11 memorial of 2,997 U.S. flags symbolizing the victims of terrorism:
When you use the word visibilize, you have been listening to your Transgendered Native American Theory professor too much.
When you listen to your Transgendered Native American Theory professor too much, you destroy a September 11 memorial.
When you destroy a September 11 memorial, everyone in the comments section of the school’s blog thinks you’re a douche.
Don’t use the word visibilize.
Climate scientists have noted a significant increase in greenhouse gas emissions that can be traced back to the day Anna Shireman-Grabowski was born, a date that marked the “tipping point “at which the degradation of habitat began to result in mass deaths for polar bears, penguins, seals and several others especially cuddly species you used to see on Discovery Channel shows until Anna Shireman-Grabowski started hogging up all the natural resources and spewing massive quantities of carbon dioxide, and now they’re all nearly extinct.
Furthermore, Anna Shireman-Grabowski is the living embodiment of racism and white privilege. When she insisted on attending Middlebury College, Anna Shireman-Grabowski deprived an impoverished black child of the opportunity for admission to that elite school ($57,075 a year). And why? So that Anna Shireman-Grabowski could continue raping the environment and emitting CO2 that destroys the habitat of adorable arctic wildlife, that’s why.
Leading environmental experts agree that it was a catastrophic error that Anna Shireman-Grabowski was ever born. “If only her father had been gay,” said one noted climatologist, “our planet might have been spared this unprecedented devastation.” But both her parents were notorious homophobes, and her mother failed to exercise “a woman’s right to choose,” so that by an act of anti-choice hatefulness, Anna Shireman-Grabowski was unfortunately born.
Although she has attempted to atone for her existence by denouncing pipelines, fracking and the genocide of indigenous persons, the real problem is Anna Shireman-Grabowski herself.
The United Nations is considering a resolution to condemn her, but this will probably be too late to save the endangered penguins.