A. Ejaculating on a Fat Girl

Posted on | May 6, 2014 | 21 Comments

Q. What was Bill Clinton’s most famous accomplishment as president?

Monica Lewinsky has opened up about her infamous presidential affair to reveal that she turned down offers that would’ve amounted to $10million because she ‘didn’t feel like the right thing to do’.

(Perhaps if she had been worried about “the right thing to do” before she fellated the President of the United States . . .)

Lewinsky, now 40, has penned a tell-all essay for Vanity Fair . . .
‘Sure, my boss took advantage of me, but I will always remain firm on this point: it was a consensual relationship. Any ‘abuse’ came in the aftermath, when I was made a scapegoat in order to protect his powerful position,’ she wrote in the essay. . . .

(Being used as a taxpayer-provided semen receptacle? That was “a consensual relationship” and OK. Being exposed for doing so — and for filing a perjurious affidavit in a federal civil rights lawsuit — is, however, “abuse.” If Clinton had not been in “his powerful position,” Lewinsky would not have been so eager to suck him off, but when the administration’s defenders, including its hired liars in the press corps, predictably circled the wagons to defend The Big He, Lewinsky seemed surprised to learn that her fate was incidental to process. But I could go on all day about this. Back to the story . . .)

‘Sure, my boss took advantage of me, but I will always remain firm on this point: it was a consensual relationship. Any ‘abuse’ came in the aftermath, when I was made a scapegoat in order to protect his powerful position,’ she wrote in the essay.
‘The Clinton administration, the special prosecutor’s minions, the political operatives on both sides of the aisle, and the media were able to brand me. And that brand stuck, in part because it was imbued with power.’
She went on to say that she is fully aware of the impact of the relationship and she is coming clean with her full feelings. . . .

(Yes, “she’s coming clean.” He, on the other hand . . .)

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21 Responses to “A. Ejaculating on a Fat Girl”

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Anon Y. Mous
May 6th, 2014 @ 1:55 pm

I had a similar experience. Although I considered my self independent – willing to vote for either D or R – I never supported Clinton. He just seemed dishonest from the moment he started running. But what really soured me on the Dems was the dishonesty of the entire party when it came to the Paula Jones / Monica Lewinsky scandal. One after another, they twisted themselves in knots to protect party over country.
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May 6th, 2014 @ 1:57 pm

Tex, you’re paying too much.
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fireandreamitchell
May 6th, 2014 @ 2:08 pm

She’s switching political parties too:
Buffalobob
May 6th, 2014 @ 2:17 pm

Does she mention the support she received from the “sisterhood of bat shi5 crazy liberals”? How about the motherly advise she received from Hillary? Oh by the way, what is her favorite cigar?
Cactus Ed
May 6th, 2014 @ 2:30 pm

Which reminds me, too many people nowadays are afraid to use no-nonsense words like ‘wrong,’ ‘immoral,’ and the like. So they employ ‘inappropriate’: ‘Clinton’s behavior in the Oval Office with Monica Lewinsky was inappropriate.’

Sorry, but that is an inappropriate use of ‘inappropriate.’ Mr. Clinton’s behavior with his subordinate was morally wrong. The following sentence illustrates an appropriate use: ‘It would have been inappropriate of Mr. Clinton had he attended the black tie affair dressed in a swimsuit.’
texlovera
May 6th, 2014 @ 3:50 pm

Heh.
K-Bob
May 6th, 2014 @ 3:58 pm

I’ll take “Famous Perverts” for $300, Alex.

Damn, Stacy. Way to work in Offend A Feminist Week, right in the title.
JeffWeimer
May 6th, 2014 @ 8:20 pm

And that makes everything all right, doesn’t it?
kryon77
May 6th, 2014 @ 9:06 pm

I don’t get this strange & intense hostility. The girl was something like 23 at the time (actually younger, I think). I’m sure I could adduce instances of idiocy in RSM’s life post-23 years of age, if the topic was interesting, which it is not.

And then there’s the writing style reminiscent of Penthouse Letters, in which the author keeps talking about jizz for some reason, to the point of fixation.

On a related topic: Why do I still read this blog? It used to be interesting, but now it’s primarily true crime – usually true sexual crime – which will alway be in abundance in a nation of 300 million +. It just keeps getting weirder and weirder.

Maybe your should do some reporting on politics, like you used to, RSM. But I’m done with this freakshow blog.
cmdr358
May 6th, 2014 @ 11:18 pm

I’ll take why,oh why for $600 Alex.

“On a related topic: Why do I still read this blog? ”

What is a troll?
cmdr358
May 6th, 2014 @ 11:43 pm

And the Clinton’s are still married because…..?

I’m betting right here right now that if Hillary runs for President in 2016 she’ll finally have to come out before someone outs her.

There is no way any woman would put up with the shit that Hillary put up with unless it just didn’t matter anyway because- Radical Lesbian Feminist!

(And if she was to win, she would have her revenge on Bill by having it off with Monica Lewinsky and Humus Abracadabra (( whatever the f her name is)) in the Oval Office .)
gaysabovethelaw
May 7th, 2014 @ 10:44 am

“I did not have sexual relations with that women”
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Blackstorme
May 11th, 2014 @ 8:52 pm

She was only chubby, ferchrisake. And this post was disappointing. 🙂
bestie21
May 13th, 2014 @ 4:34 am

I donated 100 bucks to Romney and I’m at least on the libertarian wing of the party. I’m not a feminist. However, I have a problem with framing Monica as the “Fat Girl Bill Ejaculated On”.

I don’t think Monica was a victim during the act but I also don’t think she played the victim card. I think two full grown adults had sex and when Bill got caught she got thrown under the bus. Why not focus on that?

She was a messed up young girl with self esteem issues. Bill was out banging everything he could get his hands on. There are people that deal with male power trips and they are called hookers. JFK understood that. Bill liked using his staff to get his nut because he’s into power.

We also seem to forget that Linda Tripp is an even more messed up chick with even bigger issues who sold Monica down the river. Linda got her network spotlight; Billary lied their asses off and remain a political dynasty; and even Drudge became Drudge. But for the rest of her life when Monica submits a resume with the name Monica Lewinsky on the bottom her employers know and people laugh at her in the street.

Maybe at some point it will come out that she did get a big payoff and my opinion will change. Right now though I think she really just wanted this all to go away. She remains the fat slut who had a cigar shoved up her twat for the rest of her life and I think that’s wrong.

What about the dirty old man who did it or the nasty bitch who helped cover it up?
Book
May 13th, 2014 @ 11:42 am

I understand there are rumors floating around the Clinton is planning on apologizing to Lewinski in order to help clear way for his wife.

Also clears up things for Lewinski, I might add. It would make her “acceptable” to the left again.
Book
May 13th, 2014 @ 11:50 am

Yea, have to agree with you for the most part. I think that it’s sad that Lewinski, on some level, still seems to excuse Clinton for the way he treated her. But she didn’t play the victim card. She didn’t try to cry about men in power positions, she took responsibility for her own actions. She knew he was married, that it was wrong, that she did it anyway- and she owns up to that.

The sad part is that she was the only one shamed for the choices made. The media and the left (redundant) rallied so enthusiastically around the Clintons that decades later we’re here pondering another Clinton presidency. It’s a demented situation.